Opposite Day

Domsheena said:
I wish no one would flirt with me

I´ve asked thousands of guys today, but indeed no one wanted to do it...not even the bad looking ones with bad mouth breath...
 
Domsheena said:
I would want everyone except you Poet.... you are so not nice

I don´t want old hags like you...even not when being drunk and having practized celibacy for 10 weeks...
 
I´d rather have a porcupine shoved up my ass instead of you licking my ugly, jungly pussy
 
Domsheena said:
I´d rather have a porcupine shoved up my ass instead of you licking my ugly, jungly pussy

I´m sure I would vomit after licking your ugly jungly pussy...I don´t like bad meals...
 
poetboy said:
I´m sure I would vomit after licking your ugly jungly pussy...I don´t like bad meals...


You would never come back for seconds... thirds... fourth.. and so on....
 
I really hate drinks... especially Tequila or Bicardi and coke.... i am really good girl when i drink :eek:
 
Gracie29 said:
Alcohol is SO distasteful.

alcoholic drinks should not be sold to ladies like you...the place for people like you is the kitchen and the household..**** is meant for us guys only...
 
Well men like you should be locked up for being so boring sexually and not giving us women more....
 
I am in such a great mood today! I know why I feel this way. I do not need a big hug from a friend or two right now.
 
Horus_rules said:
I am in such a great mood today! I know why I feel this way. I do not need a big hug from a friend or two right now.

I'm NOT giving Horus a big ole hug!!
 
Horus_rules said:
I am in such a great mood today! I know why I feel this way. I do not need a big hug from a friend or two right now.

awww Horus .... that´s because you are such a horrible person and you certainly don´t deserve this

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ :kiss: Horus :kiss: }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
 
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