Opposite Day

[Domsheena]

with or without the lime?

Without it... and no ice

 

[Gracie29]

Um . . . my ears didn't just perk up at the mention of alcohol.

Edited to add: OMG, I'm a guru now!!!

 

[Domsheena]

She´s so incredibly BORING ......

 

[Gracie29]

I do not have an incredibly huge headache this mornin'.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Don't drink caffeine for the headache or take advil.

 

[Gracie29]

Don't drink caffeine for the headache or take advil.

I definitely won't because I really enjoy bein' hungover.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Get hungover every day.

 

[Horus_rules]

Don't drink too much water! Your body is not dehydrated and that does not give you a headache.

 

[Horus_rules]

Don't click on this link: Wikipedia: Hangovers

 

[Gracie29]

Don't drink too much water! Your body is not dehydrated and that does not give you a headache.

I'm not giving you a on the cheek cause I didn't appreciate the advice.

 

[koalabear]

I hate squirrels that throw rocks at Southern Belles......

 

[Gracie29]

I hate squirrels that throw rocks at Southern Belles......

I don't think that you're somehow the source behind the evil mutant squirrels in my backyard.

 

[Horus_rules]

I'm not giving you a on the cheek cause I didn't appreciate the advice.

I am not giving you a back because your such a sweetheart. I would not massage your shoulders to try to help your headache.

 

[Gracie29]

I am not giving you a back because your such a sweetheart. I would not massage your shoulders to try to help your headache.

I absolutely hate the idea of a massage right now! It would be horrible. Wouldn't make me feel better at all!

 

[Horus_rules]

I absolutely hate the idea of a massage right now! It would be horrible. Wouldn't make me feel better at all!

I have tiny, puny hands, with a weak understanding of muscles and give an awful massage.

 

[Domsheena]

I didn´t go to the beach today... did not get some sun and i don´t feel well at the moment

 

[SecretLove69]

Thinking about going to the beach to relax and soak up some sun makes me nauseous.

 

[Domsheena]

I had a terrible time

 

[koalabear]

ewwwww.just out of the shower and I did not aim the pulsating jets at my cock......

 

[Domsheena]

I don´t miss my friend from this thread

 

[Horus_rules]

I don´t miss my friend from this thread

You do not have any friends here! You spank too hard.

 

[Domsheena]

You do not have any friends here! You spank too hard.

I really hate you.. .i think you are a horrible person without any feelings whatsoever.... no one likes you and therefore you should be left alone......

 

[Horus_rules]

I really hate you.. .i think you are a horrible person without any feelings whatsoever.... no one likes you and therefore you should be left alone......

I hope you can not get all the sand out of your crouch from all your time at the beach today. I would not have liked to have joined you at all! I will wear my speedo thong if I ever change my mind.

 

[Gracie29]

I hope you can not get all the sand out of your crouch from all your time at the beach today.

That sounds like it would be extremely comfortable!

 

[Horus_rules]

I hope your head is still throbing from drinking last night. I would never join you in a drink and I do not care what you drink.