Orgasmic implant

[yossi]

Everytime I call yossi the line is busy.



Strange.

I'll have to have a talk with my vagina about tying up the line.

I give the wife an orgasmic implant every night.

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[Froya]

I have two toys that are blue tooth enabled, and while they're fun, they don't hold the blue tooth connection reliably. I can't imagine trusting an implant like that to work on a reliable basis. I wouldn't get one even if it did.

 

[Emerson40]

 

[PapaRomantic]

I wish they would have pitched this on Shark Tank. That would have been a fun demonstration!

 

[Emerson40]

My mum has this in her spine, when they were fiddling with the settings she was about to orgasm from it. It was the funniest thing seeing this darling 72 year old tell them "Stopp!!but ooh!! No!! Stop!!!!" ��

Don't! Stop!



Please don't! Please stop!




PLEASE DON'T STOP!!!



UNNNNNnnnnnnnnnGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Emerson40]

Lustrous One, that there is some purdy AV you're sportin'.

Nice kitteh.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[hashtag46]

What happens if you get too close to the microwave oven?

Does it affect the scanners at airport security?

You'd want to limit who has your mobile phone number.

Get the frequency mixed up with your earpiece while driving, and many traffic accidents would ensue. Try explaining that to the cop.

Haha!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Does it affect the scanners at airport security?

Can you imagine explaining that?!?

 

[Lancecastor]

Backup camera?

 

[water505]

I give the wife an orgasmic implant every night.

HA!!!

 

[CeriseBuss]

Hey, Quick Question: You Ready to Bluetooth That Clit or What?



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What do you guys think? Would you try the implant ever? I think it's an interesting concept, but I can't say that I'd rush out to a plastic surgeon right away. I would, however, keep an eye out for the next few years on the results of surgeries and perhaps weigh pros versus cons of having it done. It's reversible, guaranteed for 20 years, and after that they'll cover half the cost of a replacement/upgrade.

I'd worry about becoming addicted.

Heck, I'm already addicted to orgasms! I can't imagine I'd ever get anything done if I could get one at the touch of a button!

 

[Saint Peter]

If you are going to fabricate one of these yourself use low cutting speeds and high feed rates. Keep the tool tips as cool as possible. Use sharp tools and never stop feeding during the cut.