ORP......... UK House of FUN!!!!

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Life??

What life??

Its a meagre exsistence for me..... especially when I can't wander around my own house!

Takes a parallel universe to grind to a halt, to make me realise how much I miss this place........


Home. :rose:
 
bustyblondebombshell said:
Life??

What life??

Its a meagre exsistence for me..... especially when I can't wander around my own house!

Takes a parallel universe to grind to a halt, to make me realise how much I miss this place........


Home. :rose:

Hi you, lit isnt what it used to be, hows you anyway
 
mickyp123 said:
Hi you, lit isnt what it used to be, hows you anyway

I'm fine. Shame to see the dust settling in my house... I always thought all were welcome for fun and frolics, but I guess the other side sometimes takes over - but Vanilla just ain't right......

I hope that the fun picks up in here soon, I wouldn't want them to go and tear the place down.....

How are you? Have we met before? *flutters eyelashes in Micky's direction*
 
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As will I in a couple of months.

Screech said:
People? with their own lives? It can't be! :eek:

Ok ok, enough with the bad sarcam. I really have no idea. When you're moving house and it takes a month to set up the new internet connection, you kinda loose touch with what's going on.

Incidently, that's what I have been doing. Moving house. On the whole, it's been a good experience, I reckon!
 
My, what lovely eyelashes you have BBB...

:rose:

bustyblondebombshell said:
I hope that the fun picks up in here soon, I wouldn't want them to go and tear the place down.....

How are you? Have we met before? *flutters eyelashes in Micky's direction*
 
Hello people!!

I'm returning too, if you will have me. Looking forward to a bit of play with you BBB :nana:

xxxyz, Screech was lucky. Moving is horrendous!!

*sits outside as no longer seems to have a key*
 
*Walking up to the door...he nearly trips over the feet of a lovely lady sitting nearby*

Oh, Hi. Locked out? Good thing I have the key!

*Pulling out a Visa card...he jimmies open the lock...letting the lady in....before stepping in himself*


:D
 
Well......

Welcome and hello my friends!

So good to see you MSN, I was thinking that I was going to be all on my own then!

Mr Wolf.... I do believe we've met briefly.... I'm hoping to see much more of you!

Xxxyz..... Well hello big boy.... its been a while... and I'll get right on to you once......

*She saunters over to MSN, slips her arms around her neck*

I have said hello properly to this beautiful gal here!

*Kisses MSN gently at first, parting her lips with her warm, wet tongue, searching, tasting, moaning as her nipples harden, thinking to herself how nice it was to be around friends after so long....*
 
bustyblondebombshell said:
Well......

Welcome and hello my friends!

So good to see you MSN, I was thinking that I was going to be all on my own then!

Mr Wolf.... I do believe we've met briefly.... I'm hoping to see much more of you!

Xxxyz..... Well hello big boy.... its been a while... and I'll get right on to you once......

*She saunters over to MSN, slips her arms around her neck*

I have said hello properly to this beautiful gal here!

*Kisses MSN gently at first, parting her lips with her warm, wet tongue, searching, tasting, moaning as her nipples harden, thinking to herself how nice it was to be around friends after so long....*

Mmm - very nice.

So who else still comes here? And can I look forward to some NC again? :nana:
 
Miss_Shy_Newcastle said:
And that includes with your good self! :nana:

*wonders if anyones noticed she likes the dancing banana* :D

I noticed........

*grabs MSN's arms, pulls them behind her back and ties them with the tights she had just taken off..... pushes her to her knees whilst raising her skirt.....*

Now what are you going to do to say hello biatch???

*smirking at her ability to demonstrate some authority for once*
 
bustyblondebombshell said:
I noticed........

*grabs MSN's arms, pulls them behind her back and ties them with the tights she had just taken off..... pushes her to her knees whilst raising her skirt.....*

Now what are you going to do to say hello biatch???

*smirking at her ability to demonstrate some authority for once*

*looks at her shocked* I've said hello - what more do you want?
 
bustyblondebombshell said:
*pushing MSN's head towards her crotch.....*

Now eat sugar... you HAVE to make me cum!

Oh no - you not making me do that.

*fights the bonds, looking around, planning her escape*
 
Miss_Shy_Newcastle said:
Oh no - you not making me do that.

*fights the bonds, looking around, planning her escape*

Er..... yes I am, and if you don't you won't get another copy of the key you so carelessly lost........

*grasping MSN's hair, she forces MSN's nose into her pussy... *

Now lick me slut.... you're going to make me cum, and if you don't I won't let you back in... never mind play with anyone here
 
bustyblondebombshell said:
Er..... yes I am, and if you don't you won't get another copy of the key you so carelessly lost........

*grasping MSN's hair, she forces MSN's nose into her pussy... *

Now lick me slut.... you're going to make me cum, and if you don't I won't let you back in... never mind play with anyone here

*headbuts her*

I'll get one from Nem.
 
*Watching the two ladies renewing their..."friendship"....he takes a seat on the floor against the wall. After popping a cd in the radio, he lays back and lets the sound of Fergie's crystlin voice as she tells everyone to "Lets get it started in here"*
 
MrWolf1 said:
*Watching the two ladies renewing their..."friendship"....he takes a seat on the floor against the wall. After popping a cd in the radio, he lays back and lets the sound of Fergie's crystlin voice as she tells everyone to "Lets get it started in here"*

I've lost interest now......... fancy joining me in the jacuzzi Mr Wolf?
 
*Stopping the music, he looks up*

If you wouldn't mind, could use a soak right now! lol


*Standing, he bowing his head to Ms. Blondie*

Lead the way, MiLady.
 
MrWolf1 said:
*Stopping the music, he looks up*

If you wouldn't mind, could use a soak right now! lol


*Standing, he bowing his head to Ms. Blondie*

Lead the way, MiLady.


*She saunters infront of Mr Wolf, making sure her bottom was wiggling just the right amount.......*

Why, follow me Mr Wolf.......

*she leads him to the jacuzzi room, slipping articles of clothing off along the way..... not allowing him to see the front of her body and her rounded breasts as they swayed as she walked. By the time she had reached the door of the room, she was wearing nothing..... that was the point at which she turned and let her follower get a glimpse of her naked body in its entirety......*

Well, I'm not afraid of the big bad wolf.......

*she sings as she switches the tub on, along with the music that was left in the stereo........ stepping it, she becons Mr Wolf*
 
"A growl claws up his throat as he follows, the gentle sway of her hips impossible to ignore. A shiver lights his spine as her clothes litter the hall, then, at the door...she turns.............:eek:.....that look pretty much sums up his reaction as he learns that she truly deserves her nickname. It is only when most of her is hidden under the bubbling water does he snap back....and sees her curling her finger to join her.

After nearly tearing his shirt getting it off, the jeans and boxers follow, and he slowly sinks into the steaming tub.*


Ahhhhhhhhhhh, damn I need one a' these!! :D
 
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