Other names for 'thingies'
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INSIDEYOURMIND
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An Army Major walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and says, " My name is Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best call girl they have for him.
Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then says," My name is Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN. Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect.
The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that. The Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE. His penis immediately goes limp.
The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him for another demonstration. The Major says. 'I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN. (a raging hard-on once again) and the follows this display of prowess with the command of DICK, AT EASE. (His penis goes limp once again.) The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration yet again.
The Major shouts, "I've already told you honey, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN. His penis becomes immediately erect. And then gives the following command, "DICK, AT EASE. The Major looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still hard. He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier, DICK, AT EASE. Once again, his penis is still fully erect. The Sgt. Major is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK, AT EASE. No luck, his penis is still hard. He yells god dammit and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously.
The prostitute asks '"What the hell is going on?"
The Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!!!"
Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then says," My name is Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN. Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect.
The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that. The Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE. His penis immediately goes limp.
The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him for another demonstration. The Major says. 'I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN. (a raging hard-on once again) and the follows this display of prowess with the command of DICK, AT EASE. (His penis goes limp once again.) The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration yet again.
The Major shouts, "I've already told you honey, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN. His penis becomes immediately erect. And then gives the following command, "DICK, AT EASE. The Major looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still hard. He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier, DICK, AT EASE. Once again, his penis is still fully erect. The Sgt. Major is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK, AT EASE. No luck, his penis is still hard. He yells god dammit and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously.
The prostitute asks '"What the hell is going on?"
The Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!!!"
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A woman told her husband she had a dream last night where they were auctioning off male parts. She told him, "The small ones were going for $10, and the big ones were $100."
Her husband asked, "How much were they selling parts like mine for ?"
She replied, "They were giving them away."
The husband said, "Well I had a dream last night too where they were auctioning off female parts. The big ones were $10, and the small ones were $100."
The wife asked, "What about parts like mine ?"
The husband responded, "That's where they were holding the auction."
Her husband asked, "How much were they selling parts like mine for ?"
She replied, "They were giving them away."
The husband said, "Well I had a dream last night too where they were auctioning off female parts. The big ones were $10, and the small ones were $100."
The wife asked, "What about parts like mine ?"
The husband responded, "That's where they were holding the auction."
bronntanas
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I just call it my cock or penis, whichever is more appropriate for the venue I'm at. I've never named any of my body parts. But Netz &Co can call it whatever they want to!
snowy ciara
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I heard the phrase "trouser snake" before too.
myinnerslut
His chains. His lash.
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i once teasingly called A's penis "krull the warrior king". he hadnt seen "how to lose a guy in 10 days" so the quote was lost on him. the whole quote is below:
Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out!
Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!
Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out!
Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!
littleone77
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For me when I think of the said body part in question its either dick or cock however my friends and I discuss the organ, they always deem it a penis. Perhaps its just the age group (early 20s) but penis...makes everything seem so 8th grade health class. *shudders*
I also for the life of me, cannot call any guy over the age of 18 a "boy". I try it and I feel like a complete pedo. Sorry but they are either guys or men for me~
I also for the life of me, cannot call any guy over the age of 18 a "boy". I try it and I feel like a complete pedo. Sorry but they are either guys or men for me~
HottieMama
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It's a dick or a cock.
As a joke, someone and i refer to it as "man-meat." Other wise known as the "M" word.
**shudder**
As a joke, someone and i refer to it as "man-meat." Other wise known as the "M" word.
**shudder**
Netzach
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