Our non-pc place to swear

[saw_man1]

I can swear with the best of them

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. So help me God.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Hot damn!

 

[Ebonyfire]

OH! MY!

*faint*

Got the vapors?

 

[Shankara20]

Got the vapors?

oh did I faint again?

I'm so fragile. Could I have a sip of brandy?

 

[RJMasters]

La - teeeee - fukin - daaaa!

 

[Ebonyfire]

oh did I faint again?

I'm so fragile. Could I have a sip of brandy?

Sure but all I have in the fridge is beer.

We are poor and simple folk.

Eb [Want a glass of sweet tea?]

 

[Shankara20]

oh!lordy!lordy!lordy! Get Over Yourself!!!!!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

bangs head on the desk in lieu of massive outburst of expletives.......ohhh that felt guud .......

Morning Sir Shank

 

[saw_man1]

A solemn one

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

 

[Shankara20]

.

*SIGH*

.

 

[Ebonyfire]

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

I am not sure you are old enough to swear this.

Eb

 

[saw_man1]

I am not sure you are old enough to swear this.

Eb

Now there's a scary thought!

 

[saw_man1]

I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

 

[Shankara20]

I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

did you just enlist?

if so, hit the deck and give me 25!

 

[lne_iii]

Ever the trend breaker (in a bad way)

...

FUCK.
I might have diabetes.

 

[saw_man1]

did you just enlist?

if so, hit the deck and give me 25!

Piece of cake

 

[Shankara20]

I DON"T WANT TO GO TO THAT FUCKIN OFFICE TODAY




oh well

 

[Ebonyfire]

I made it through the fucking week!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Dammit! Thwarted again!

 

[Shankara20]

Dammit! Thwarted again!

"I'm back in the saddle again" opps, guess not

Sorry.

 

[Ebonyfire]

"I'm back in the saddle again" opps, guess not

Sorry.

Later....after he gets his 8 hours of sleep.....

 

[snowy ciara]

Oh for fuck's sake! How the HELL did I get a flat tire on the wheelchair!?! Screw it! I'm going to the zoo anyway and I'm gonna feed the giraffes even I sleep for 10 years when I get home!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Why must the choice be between a turd and a shit sandwich?

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Update on Le Broken Pinky

smiling..........now

I had the splint off this morning so I could execute a few tasks unhindered. Being very careful........waves good bye to Little Emperor for the day..........walks into the foyer of my apartment .........closing the door then promptly SLAMS the still healing finger into a very tall standing solid wooden Buddha statue there......resulting in a loud..........

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKING B**DHA .....owey owey owey owey

I just so know I am going to be reincarnated as a slug or something now

 

[Shankara20]

very tall standing solid wooden Buddha statue there

"life is suffering"

Buddha