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or three
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I like how you are thinking

and at least you didn't title it board

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I'd love to nail them however :devil:
 
Hi Neci. I've been away for a bit. Just popped in to wish you a happy weekend :)
 
TalondeKarrde said:
with your permission I may just hammer away on these digitially as well as figuratively
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now since when do pirates ask permission...
what happened to the pillaging and running off with lively wenches smeared in fluids and drenched in rum?
:devil:
 
DeepGreenEyes said:
[FONT="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="3"][B]#@*![/B] sirens keep me up all night.[/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Magenta"]well, seeing how it is now almost three am, it appears that the sirens are not just at work on You. this morning's confession has left me energized all day, and now i can not sleep. i figured at around 1am, i would go for the tequila. it just got me drunk. still awake. i was looking at the thread of the girl who nair's her pussy. that sounded like something i want to try. beautiful cunt if i do say so myself. ummmmmm. anyways... where was i.... yes. neci drunk o logs.... the last time i had my pussy waxed, i left leaving a big fucking tip. it is fucking expensive! wonderful, don't get me wrong, but expensive! and the little petite asian lady. she spread the warm wax over my pussy. then smoothed the fabric strip over rubbing firmly holding the skin tight then ripping back. quickly. and fuck if i'll be damned. i told myself, "you are not allowed to get wet in the nail salon!" and what happened? she looks at me with knowing eyes, and asks if i hurt... all i can do is shake my head and whisper no. the rest was... my god. try orgasam control combined with intense sharp pain, followed by a baby oil massage. fuck the nair. i need my pussy waxed. on second thoughts i am pretty damn broke. i should at least give it a try. it must be better than shaving. i just hope i don't break out into hives because of some crazy ass sensitive skin chemical reaction. the momentary burning is fine, but the three days of a possibly bumpy itchy red crotch... it is hard enough as it is to not want to run off and touch myself sometimes after chatting with You. if i were already down there, trying not to scratch... i wonder if they make an aloe vera chastity belt... :rose:[/COLOR][/FONT]
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neci_please_me said:
now since when do pirates ask permission...
what happened to the pillaging and running off with lively wenches smeared in fluids and drenched in rum?
:devil:
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what happened indeed ...
prepare to be boarded

and booty raided

neci_please_me said:
well, seeing how it is now almost three am, it appears that the sirens are not just at work on You.

this morning's confession has left me energized all day, and now i can not sleep. i figured at around 1am, i would go for the tequila. it just got me drunk. still awake. i was looking at the thread of the girl who nair's her pussy. that sounded like something i want to try. beautiful cunt if i do say so myself. ummmmmm.
anyways... where was i....
yes.
neci drunk o logs....
the last time i had my pussy waxed, i left leaving a big fucking tip. it is fucking expensive! wonderful, don't get me wrong, but expensive!
and the little petite asian lady.
she spread the warm wax over my pussy.
then smoothed the fabric strip over
rubbing firmly
holding the skin tight
then ripping back.
quickly.
and fuck if i'll be damned.
i told myself, "you are not allowed to get wet in the nail salon!"
and what happened?
she looks at me with knowing eyes, and asks if i hurt...
all i can do is shake my head and whisper no.
the rest was...
my god.
try orgasam control combined with intense sharp pain, followed by a baby oil massage.
fuck the nair.
i need my pussy waxed.


on second thoughts i am pretty damn broke.
i should at least give it a try.
it must be better than shaving.

i just hope i don't break out into hives because of some crazy ass sensitive skin chemical reaction. the momentary burning is fine, but the three days of a possibly bumpy itchy red crotch...
it is hard enough as it is to not want to run off and touch myself sometimes after chatting with You. if i were already down there, trying not to scratch...

i wonder if they make an aloe vera chastity belt...
:rose:
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FUCKKKKKKKKK that got Me all.......... and I wasn't even getting waxed hmmmmmmmmmmm wonders what it might be like

how about a aloe vera tongue bath
 
neci_please_me said:
well, seeing how it is now almost three am, it appears that the sirens are not just at work on You.

this morning's confession has left me energized all day, and now i can not sleep. i figured at around 1am, i would go for the tequila. it just got me drunk. still awake. i was looking at the thread of the girl who nair's her pussy. that sounded like something i want to try. beautiful cunt if i do say so myself. ummmmmm.
anyways... where was i....
yes.
neci drunk o logs....
the last time i had my pussy waxed, i left leaving a big fucking tip. it is fucking expensive! wonderful, don't get me wrong, but expensive!
and the little petite asian lady.
she spread the warm wax over my pussy.
then smoothed the fabric strip over
rubbing firmly
holding the skin tight
then ripping back.
quickly.
and fuck if i'll be damned.
i told myself, "you are not allowed to get wet in the nail salon!"
and what happened?
she looks at me with knowing eyes, and asks if i hurt...
all i can do is shake my head and whisper no.
the rest was...
my god.
try orgasam control combined with intense sharp pain, followed by a baby oil massage.
fuck the nair.
i need my pussy waxed.


on second thoughts i am pretty damn broke.
i should at least give it a try.
it must be better than shaving.

i just hope i don't break out into hives because of some crazy ass sensitive skin chemical reaction. the momentary burning is fine, but the three days of a possibly bumpy itchy red crotch...
it is hard enough as it is to not want to run off and touch myself sometimes after chatting with You. if i were already down there, trying not to scratch...

i wonder if they make an aloe vera chastity belt...
:rose:
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*removes hot dripping candles from church altar and approaches, smiling*

:rose:
 
neci_please_me said:
well, seeing how it is now almost three am, it appears that the sirens are not just at work on You.

this morning's confession has left me energized all day, and now i can not sleep. i figured at around 1am, i would go for the tequila. it just got me drunk. still awake. i was looking at the thread of the girl who nair's her pussy. that sounded like something i want to try. beautiful cunt if i do say so myself. ummmmmm.
anyways... where was i....
yes.
neci drunk o logs....
the last time i had my pussy waxed, i left leaving a big fucking tip. it is fucking expensive! wonderful, don't get me wrong, but expensive!
and the little petite asian lady.
she spread the warm wax over my pussy.
then smoothed the fabric strip over
rubbing firmly
holding the skin tight
then ripping back.
quickly.
and fuck if i'll be damned.
i told myself, "you are not allowed to get wet in the nail salon!"
and what happened?
she looks at me with knowing eyes, and asks if i hurt...
all i can do is shake my head and whisper no.
the rest was...
my god.
try orgasam control combined with intense sharp pain, followed by a baby oil massage.
fuck the nair.
i need my pussy waxed.


on second thoughts i am pretty damn broke.
i should at least give it a try.
it must be better than shaving.

i just hope i don't break out into hives because of some crazy ass sensitive skin chemical reaction. the momentary burning is fine, but the three days of a possibly bumpy itchy red crotch...
it is hard enough as it is to not want to run off and touch myself sometimes after chatting with You. if i were already down there, trying not to scratch...

i wonder if they make an aloe vera chastity belt...
:rose:
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I love the way you described this....so hot! I would be racing out to get mine waxed now if there were anything there to be waxed.

I can't do Nair, even the stuff for sensitive skin makes my normal skin feel like it's on fire. The aloe very chastity belt just about ruined my keyboard though. Bad Nici making funny when I'm taking a drink! :D:kiss:
 
an e-mail from my mother

Food for Thought...

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
 
neci_please_me said:
Food for Thought...

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P2hoO088lc
 
justcruisin - keep the windows down and music up
a cruise is is today

Deep - as i hear you approach, i see the archive key swaying round your neck, candles in your hands. swooning softly. sinful lights. my memory. falling free. :rose:

isseii - swallow dear. just swallow. easy to say but sometimes so hard to do.
i think i am going to try the nair. at least once. if i don't post for a couple of days... yep. i will report back this afternoon.

TK - :devil: have i mentioned i have a little waxing fetish. i have my own supply at home. i love to wax my friends eye brows and such... i have never had the opportunity to wax a male's genitalia before. i would LOVE it. that sounds a bit sadistic, but i really don't care. hmmmm... *rip*
 
TK - have i mentioned i have a little waxing fetish. i have my own supply at home. i love to wax my friends eye brows and such... i have never had the opportunity to wax a male's genitalia before. i would LOVE it. that sounds a bit sadistic, but i really don't care. hmmmm... *rip*
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mmmmmm make Me scream in passion :rose:
 
adventures in wonderland

have you ever stopped to wonder
how alice felt as she tumbled down the colored hole
tears shedding through the hall way
swimming souls in salt
speaking with her pussy
drinking heightens lust and fears
stoning giants follow
Anthropocentric awakenings
smoke of billowing fools
mente wandering to and from
riding waves of snow
mysteries of life's wonders
by Father William told
speak roughly to me
dear Father, Sir
and free me in the woods
where heads are lost and cards do ponder
awakening for tea
 
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