Pantyhose

[Sailbad the Sinner]

I used to curse them, now I love them.

Curse them: Getting a pair off a girl in the back seat of a car was an act of pure contortion. We were tired before we started. Finally got pissed off once and just ripped the crotch out.

I love them: I've worn them. I'm a guy that wears pantyhose when camping in the winter. Laugh all you want, I wear a Queen size. They keep the warm in. Do they squash me a bit, yes.

I've used pantyhose as hangers, holders and screening.

What do you use them for?

 

[Guest]

 

[Sailbad the Sinner]

Re: Re: Pantyhose

Your legs look skrawny though....

Not hardly, my calves are probably bigger than your thighs.

I've jabbed and stuck, you ignore. No balls?

 

[Ham Murabi]

I used to curse them, now I love them.

Curse them: Getting a pair off a girl in the back seat of a car was an act of pure contortion. We were tired before we started. Finally got pissed off once and just ripped the crotch out.

I love them: I've worn them. I'm a guy that wears pantyhose when camping in the winter. Laugh all you want, I wear a Queen size. They keep the warm in. Do they squash me a bit, yes.

I've used pantyhose as hangers, holders and screening.

What do you use them for?

Coffee filters.

 

[honeylick]

What do you use them for?

when i rob banks.

 

[someplace]

I use pantyhose...

to tie my roses to their trellises.

 

[Killswitch]

Re: Re: Pantyhose

when i rob banks.

do you wear a nylon over each boob as a disguise?

lol

 

[honeylick]

Re: Re: Re: Pantyhose

do you wear a nylon over each boob as a disguise?

lol

that would hardly contain them.

 

[I'm Wild Cherry]

My tulip bulbs are chillin' in the refrigerator for about a month in some pantyhose. The strange looks are worth the price of beautiful flowers in the Spring.

 

[MrBates]

Well....

They do make good restraints to tie someone up to a four poster bed if you can't find the chains and cuffs.....

 

[ksmybuttons]

Over the outlet hose from the washer to prevent all the muck from going down the drain.

Stuffing for little stuffed things. I've made animals and pillows and coasters with them as the filling.

I wear tights. Close enough to pantyhose, right?

 

[Killswitch]

what kind.

 

[Sailbad the Sinner]

I wear tights. Close enough to pantyhose, right? [/B]

Plain or designer?

 

[SexyWench]

Stockings and garters, but wear the panties over them. Voila! *grin*

 

[Sailbad the Sinner]

Stockings and garters, but wear the panties over them. Voila! *grin*

That was hot too. Layers only got me harder.

 

[Angler]

Re: Re: Pantyhose

when i rob banks.

But doesn't that make you look like Bugs Bunny ... you know with the two legs hanging off your head like ears?

"Eeeeh ... (crunch ... crunch ... crunch) Hand ovah da doe, Dock."

Angler

 

[peachykeen]

I had a friend who used em to hold soap.

She would cut off the leg, drop a bar of soap in, and hang it from the shower nozzley bit. Then when she needed to lather up she would just rub the dangly soapy hose thing. As she was an older lady with some mobility/flexibility issues, it saved her any trouble of possibly dropping the soap and having to bend to pick it up.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Plain or designer?

Black or navy. A few with patterns. DKNY or Nordstroms. Nothing fancy, just warm and stark.

 

[Sailbad the Sinner]

Ever thought about catching minnow's for bait?

I can do more, but the thoughts of designer entrees entices me.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Ever thought about catching minnow's for bait?

I can do more, but the thoughts of designer entrees entices me.

I can catch little swimmers in my tights, but only after spending close time with the husband.

 

[Sailbad the Sinner]

Black or navy. A few with patterns. DKNY or Nordstroms. Nothing fancy, just warm and stark.

Patterns? Will you show me?

 

[Sailbad the Sinner]

Patterns? Will you show me?

Pant, slurp!

 

[ksmybuttons]

http://a1216.g.akamai.net/f/1216/955/6h/images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/large/108620.jpg

 

[Sailbad the Sinner]

http://a1216.g.akamai.net/f/1216/955/6h/images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/large/108620.jpg

I guess I, drool, could lick/live with that.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Re: Well....

They do make good restraints to tie someone up to a four poster bed if you can't find the chains and cuffs.....

Dammit Mr. B! You took my answer! Its the only fitting purpose for pantyhose. I swore then off 7 years ago - will never wear them again. Invented by sicko sadists who apparently did not have THIGHS!!!!! grrrrrrr.

This year I swore off bras - underwire bras specifically - and bras in general. At the rate the hot flashes are going by the time I'm 45 I'll be wearing beachwear to work..... (sob)