part 11 of the China Pearl Inn

:: Seeing her hesitance at the gun and concluding she didn't want to use the gun on Logan himself, muttered :: Did I mention that Logan showed me once in his wolf cave... he had a whole nest of fae that he keeps to use as snacks when he gets hungry? Honest! Do I look like I would lie to get my way? Nah... it's true... a whole bunch of them in cages... renamed then all to the names of food... like... pizza, ham, pot roast... He pulls one out and chews on him or her ignoring the poor fae screams for mercy... I ... I also hear he has rabies too...

:: seeing her reaction I say, :: All I need you to do... is when he gets too close to me... are tries to attack me... use your fairy dust to turn him into a puppy... not a mean puppy either... a cute one with a big pink bow in his hair, painted toe nails... oh... OH... put him in a hand bag for DW too so she can carry him around easier... think you can do that?
Narrows her eyes at Mo and growls... "Leave my wolf alone, Mo."
 
:: eyes DW warily :: But... he would be a little puppy... with a bow... and nail polish... in a handbag that you can carry with you to the mall like those divas do... They would all want to pet him and hold him and call him George.... I mean... what's wrong with that? I bet you could even pick up a new guy that way too ... if you wanted....
Her lip curls upward slightly and her canines start to grow, then remembering where she is, she stops it. "I'm warning you, Mo."
 
:: points to DW's teeth :: Umm... you should really go to the dentist hun... I mean... there is something going on with your teeth... right... right there :: points to the bicuspids...::
She returns to drinking her coffee as if noting happened.

"Really Mo, I think you are way overdue for a doctor's visit. They need to check your think tank," she tapped the side of her head with a free finger," I think it's starting to run a little low. You've been working overtime lately."
 
:: points to DW's teeth :: Umm... you should really go to the dentist hun... I mean... there is something going on with your teeth... right... right there :: points to the bicuspids...::

With Mo distracted by DW and Kata the wolf quietly slips from the shadows, stalking up behind the mad typist he bites him hard, square on the ass, the shadows swallowing the wolf back into the darkenss before Mo can get a weapon pointed at him
 
With Mo distracted by DW and Kata the wolf quietly slips from the shadows, stalking up behind the mad typist he bites him hard, square on the ass, the shadows swallowing the wolf back into the darkenss before Mo can get a weapon pointed at him
She sees her mate pad from the shadows behind Mo and continues to drink her coffee. What Logan does next nearly has her spitting her coffee all over the bar.
She manages a wink to her mate before he slinks back into the shadows. With a cough and clearing of her throat....
"Damn, Mo. You really got to watch those shadows. Never know what's gonna come out and bite you in the ass."
 
At Mo's yelp as his dignity takes a terrible shock.

Kat, Cait I thinK Logan smelt the lingering scent of Mo's bunny tail.

I stifle a laugh as I ponder Mo's misfortune.
 
At Mo's yelp as his dignity takes a terrible shock.

Kat, Cait I thinK Logan smelt the lingering scent of Mo's bunny tail.

I stifle a laugh as I ponder Mo's misfortune.
She laughed outright. "That just might be so, CG." She was still chuckling while she went to pour another cup of coffee and poured a cup for CG, which she took over to him and dropped a kiss on his cheek. "here you go, CG. Your morning cup of coffee with a little sugar."
 
Kat Perhaps great minds can't sleep. ;)

I smile, One can only hope that is the case..

~~~~~

I watch as Mo comes and hides behind me, showing off another gun that I could play with. I will admit, these guns would be perfect for future plans. Out of the corner of my eye I see Logan sneaking in behind Mo. At first, I didn't have a plan, though I really did want the butterfly gun!! Hidden under the table, I swirl my fingers and invisible dust coats Mo. It is meant to give Logan a nasty taste when he bit Mo, however, I'm still uncertain as to how it will react to the other dust from the other day. As far as I knew, it could make Mo taste better! Mixing fairy dust does have unknown possibilities..
 
: I glare at Kat a moment :: And the third and fourth bunny tail removal surgery... for some reason they KEEP returning....
I giggled and shrugged... I told you I have no control over the amount of dust Cg threw at you. I did remove the one you wanted me to remove.
 
I had an MRI done just last week... my brain is shown to have grown 8% more than it was the other day... all thanks to my new brain serum... :: I pull out a pack and open it to show a set of shots... one of them empty. ::

SONUVA!!!! :: I leapt in the air and spun around ready to fire!!! Seeing the bastard gone... how the fuck did he see through my costume anyways!?!?! I wince as I realize my ass suddenly hurts.... My eyes widen and growls, "Oh no that hot dog fucking didn't!"

:: heads to the powder room and checked my ass and find myself relieved. I head back out and said, "Don't worry ya'll... between the Golden Retriever tail removal surgery... and then the bunny tail removal surgery... and the second bunny tail removal surgery... :: I glare at Kat a moment :: And the third and fourth bunny tail removal surgery... for some reason they KEEP returning.... I have so much scar tissue down there he didn't hit anything vital... so you can all calm down... I am okay... :: sits back down next to Kat... but injects myself with an anti-werewolf-transformation-antidote though... just in case. ::
She snickers. "Mo, dear, if you keep making your brain swell that skull of yours won't hold it for long." She whips out another gun, pointing it at Mo. "Now you see, you have the brain. Why don't we make sure you have a pinky too."
She pulled the trigger and zapped him, turning him into a mouse.
"There ya go Mo, another tail to deal with."
She grinned, blew on the tip of the gun and reholstered it behind her back.
"I'm beginning to like this gun creation thing."
 
I giggled and shrugged... I told you I have no control over the amount of dust Cg threw at you. I did remove the one you wanted me to remove.
"Good Morning, Fae One. Can I get you something from the bar this morning since I am here?"
 
Well Mo given you recent track record you never can tell when that Bubby tail my.........suddenly appear again.

A scowl come over my face, my eyes narrow as I remember what Mo did to a bottle of cognac.

Mo I am not best pleased when someone, mind you not mentioning any one........

The finger of fate points at Mo.

............with my coffee or Cognac. If one over indulge you my have a tommy of butterflies, ONE does not turn the cognac into butterflies!

Cheese Mo?
 
I couldn't help the giggle fit when seeing Mo as a mouse. My transformation spells have always been iffy, but I did have a deal with him to help him out with this sort of thing. Using the spell, I did what I could to bring Mo back to his human self.... It mostly worked... The ears, whiskers and tail remained.. I did warn him and that's the best I can do..
 
Having been watching the antics quietly, she rises to her feet and leaves the room. "Have fun y'all." Heading out of the Inn, walking out towards the cliffs.
 
I couldn't help the giggle fit when seeing Mo as a mouse. My transformation spells have always been iffy, but I did have a deal with him to help him out with this sort of thing. Using the spell, I did what I could to bring Mo back to his human self.... It mostly worked... The ears, whiskers and tail remained.. I did warn him and that's the best I can do..
Pauses in drinking coffee and snickers, "Nice look Mo"
Takes her cup and creates a portal, stepping in.
"Time to go, I believe"
 
Mo it seems that folks keep turning you into a rodent. But I fear you are going down the social ladder. Frist a cuddly bunny and now a mangy little mouse.

I hold out a morsel of cheese for Mo.

Oh by the way Mo just so you know wild wolves diet are high in rodents not only bunnies but lots and lots of mice. ;)
 
:: As the portal is closing, I quickly grab a ray gun and fire through it... hitting DW squared in the chest with it!!! I smirk as she transforms into a modern art Masterpiece complete with beautiful wooden frame ::

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:: As she can't close the portal now... as she is a frappin portrait... I step in, grab the painting... walk back through and hang her portrait up on the wall. I see her head turn and glare at me and I nearly drop her! I didn't expect to be moving around! Kind of like one of those Harry potter portraits trapped within the portrait. Since the portal now is stuck on open, I put up warning tape all around it as a safeguard ::

:: I look at Kat and slide her the butterfly gun saying, :: Thank you... it's yours. Now... any chance you can get rid of the rest of this mouse me?
Well fudge. Damn that mad scientist. What a fine mess you find yourself in, DW. *sighs* *think think think*
 
"I will try, you've already gotten like four or is five now? doses of dust... Never good to have that much.."

I thought about it a moment, in truth I didn't want to remove them as he did look rather cute.. A deal is a deal though.. I reach up and rub the tip of the mouse ears, mostly to see what kind of reaction it would give.. but he didn't need to know that.. I speak a couple fae words, then I moved the whiskers, petting them like one would with a kitten, speaking the same words for them as well. The tail was next, I playfully took my time with that, enjoying the reaction it caused as I pet it as well.

"There, hopefully that works!"

I wait and see what happens..
 
Mo No not Munster I fear but Limburger.

Kat are you sure that, that is a good Idea after all Mo makes a cute mouse. Look what he has done to Cait!
 
Mo No not Munster I fear but Limburger.

Kat are you sure that, that is a good Idea after all Mo makes a cute mouse. Look what he has done to Cait!

I laugh, we have a deal.. plus I can't promise that it will work. It will take a few minutes to find out for sure. As for Cait, well... she did turn him into a mouse after all. I have no experience on how to remove people from a painting.."

I move over to CG and lightly kissing him..

"I fear life is calling me away now, I will return later. Hugs and love everyone.."
 
I return Kat's kiss with passion.

Take care Kat and get some sleep.

Cait I have to admit you make a pretty picture. ;)
 
I return Kat's kiss with passion.

Take care Kat and get some sleep.

Cait I have to admit you make a pretty picture. ;)

There's no rest for me. Going to go on a little drive and get out of the house for a bit, get off the screen too.
 
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