Patryn Ate My Monkey!!!!!

[Deborah]

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Monkees are from Pluto. Stike up the band.

 

[alexander tzara]

Yes, it's a very cold planet which is why Mr Simian is such a hairy chap (as recounted in 'Legends Of The Scotsquatch').

http://vzone.virgin.net/dumbsulk.bionicstardust/*Roger_the_Scotsquatch.JPG

 

[Deborah]

Get a haircut and get a real job, Pluto Monkey.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Monkey See ... Monkey Do ...

Well Alex, this thread is more fun than a barrel of monkeys, I must say ...

Hey there Siren ... i always stay moist for you, baby ...
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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped her head.
Papa called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped her head.
Papa called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

One little monkey jumping on the bed,
He fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said,
"Put those monkeys straight to bed!"

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh you guys.... stop monkeying around!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: My Monkey's Gone To Heaven...

if man is 5 if man is 5 if man is 5
then the devil is 6 then the devil is 6
then the devil is 6 then the devil is 6
and if the devil is 6
then god is 7 then god is 7 then god is 7 then god is 7
this monkey's gone to heaven

'Monkey Gone To Heaven'
~ Pixies ~

Whats a monkey though... 4 or 8?

Or should I ask Frank Black instead

 

[Deborah]

Charlie the Chimp provides maximum stimulation with his gyrating shaft, endowed penis head and titilating banana. Just feed him a couple 3AA batteries. Get one for only $38.95.

Hey Chefie, wanna monkey around? I don't know a gorilla from an orangutan.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hey Chefie, wanna monkey around? I don't know a gorilla from an orangutan.

That would be why the monkeys gone to heaven I spose...

Only if you let me go psyco nana's will I be your orangutan.

 

[Deborah]

Yes but who spanks the monkey?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Who?

Bella - it's cruel to spank your monkey. Most literature on the subject suggests you should take it to one side and speak gently yet firmly - explaining why it's a naughty monkey. If that doesn't work, spank it till dawn!

I'm not too sure if it Iz or Alex doing the deed.

 

[alexander tzara]

I've been reading in Scientific American that they even have monkeys nowadays that spank themselves. But I've decided to go for a change and get myself one of those big hairy asses.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Monkey

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it -
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Oh, I count to ten
But I don't know how and I don't know when
To open my eyes
If you kiss me again
Like you did just now, like you did just then
I've had the rest
Now it's time I had the best
So you tell me that you won't do anymore

Well I'd write your heart a letter
But I think you know me better
If I keep on askin' baby, maybe
I'll get what I'm askin' for

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving in to it -
Do you love your monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Oh I hate your friends
But I don't know how and I don't know when
To open your eyes
Yes the monkey's back again
Do you want him now like you did back then?
I tried my best
But your head is such a mess
So I guess that I don't want you anymore

Well you say you care about me
That you just can't do without me
But you keep on dancin' baby
'Til that monkey has you on the floor

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?

Don't look now
There's a monkey on your back
Don't look now
There's a monkey on you ...

~George Michael~

 

[Flagg]

http://dittydiego.tripod.com/heart_pete.gif

Has it not occured to anyone else that this man looks like a penis?

 

[Purple Haze]

His name is Peter.

 

[*Lazer*]

Hey Hey it's a monkey

He once did an interview while wearing a shellaced monkey dick for a bracelet. He completely destroyed the interview with his insistance that the female journalist, "SUCK MY MONKEY DICK"

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Peter Tork

yea well ...

he sounds like a dick head.

 

[alexander tzara]

Which reminds me of Frank Zappa's poignant words: "Never get your Peter sucked down in France!".