Penis Appreciation Day?

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[bobsgirl]

would this be a first?

What, my first willie warmer or the first size thread?

I've never knit one before, but if they catch on, I could make a gazillion dollars and retire to a tropical island where you wouldn't need a willie warmer.

American ingenuity. Gotta love it.

 

[TBKahuna123]

I could knit one for you, quoll, but you'd have to measure your penis, which would turn this into a size thread...

The gift for the Penis that has everything!

 

[bobsgirl]

I made the huge mistake of googling "hidden penis" and checking a few of the links. Some had pictures, and what I saw.....well, I don't have the balls to post them here.

I made the huge mistake of doing the same thing you did. >gulp< Some things are better left to the imagination.

 

[Straight-8]

Utilitarian

The gift for the Penis that has everything!

You know, sometimes while cross country skiing, I could use one of those things! .

 

[bobsgirl]

The gift for the Penis that has everything!

Penis cozy??? OMG, that is hysterical!

 

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[TBKahuna123]

Aha! The perfect yankee swap or secret santa gift!

I wouldn't even know they existed if I hadn't bought one for my grandfather for Christmas one year.

 

[bobsgirl]

Aha! The perfect yankee swap or secret santa gift!

Yank needs a cocksock?

 

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[TBKahuna123]

Or, one could always go with the hardtop version, like Henry VIII did as seen here.

Nice! I gotta get me one of these!

 

[Eilan]

I've been waiting for you to show up, you didn't disappoint either.

We do what we can.

[/royal "we"]

 

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[TBKahuna123]

Check out this: Penis fencing. (click on the full story link)

I'll wait here patiently for Eilan to make the first rebuttal. This I HAVE to hear!

 

[Eilan]

On the General Board, they call it cock-blocking.

 

[Quoll]

I could knit one for you, quoll, but you'd have to measure your penis, which would turn this into a size thread...

Oooh a knitted peter heater, yes please, I'd like to say I'll take one in extra large, I'd really like to say that, but average will do fine , I don't know it's measurements, but it weighs about a kilo and a half oops wrong thread.

 

[Eilan]

Penis appreciation is that way. --------->

 

[tmtrouble2006]

Wow, I feel more brain cells dying after discovering this news.

 

[Eilan]

Wow, I feel more brain cells dying after discovering this news.

Nobody forced you to read the thread.

 

[jethrobodeen]

We are not amused.

Is this a pattern? *ducking*

-JB

 

[Eilan]

Is this a pattern? *ducking*

Has anyone seen Ed's trout? I need to do some smacking!

 

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[bobsgirl]

Has anyone seen Ed's trout? I need to do some smacking!

Use the one in my av. Should be nice and ripe by now.