Pennsylvania Playtime

[cowgurlred]

*shakes head*

kids these days.... i would have never found this thread if i did not get lost in the back log... ms. cowgurlred... i'm holding you resp. 2 demerits.

what's up gang? here's just about everything you need to know. i can make house calls. i have some time on my hands.

Well...

I am a Western Pennsylvania transplant with a perchance for flare, wit, and mischief. Despite my 31 years of wisdom, my slippery tongue manages to get me into more trouble than I can handle .Fortunately I am a proficient "ass-kisser", so most of the time I manage to come-out unscathed. That being said, I am now going to recant the previous statement based upon the recent break-up with my g/f of seven years that I am currently enduring. Despite our differences, we still live together due to lease constraints. Since I am "held" against my will, I still tie her up to the bed post when I can. If nothing else, we can still fuck like rabbits.*

I am also male, roguishly suave, never lie, but rarely tell the truth.. I also like long walks on the beach, the number three, and the color blue.

* For those keeping score at home, I have not had sex today.. She who was formally my g/f was giving me head while I was on-line earlier, but she got a phone call from work and did not finish the job. Why I told you this is beyond me. I may be a little off center.

Thanks for listening and please send all hate-mail, credit card numbers, and naked pics of hot chicks to my pm address.

Audi 5K
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only 2 demerits, you dont know me that well welcome to the thread

 

[aim2plz412]

i may not be thinking straight.. my head is throbing to point of explosion.. distracting.. i need a nurse.

 

[cowgurlred]

i may not be thinking straight.. my head is throbing to point of explosion.. distracting.. i need a nurse.

im not much of a nurse but i got the outfit, i could always pretend

 

[aim2plz412]

well somone is going to have to do something... i've tried rubbing my head, but i cannot seem to disperse the pressure...

 

[cowgurlred]

poor baby seems like u need some mouth to head resucitation

 

[aim2plz412]

yes... yes i do

 

[cowgurlred]

yes... yes i do

is that a fact now thats a part of nursing i can handle

 

[aim2plz412]

i may need to see your resume though... a couple house calls will be order.. my body must be in good hands.. you see....

 

[cowgurlred]

i may need to see your resume though... a couple house calls will be order.. my body must be in good hands.. you see....

of course of course, i understand completely, i have many good references and i am very good with my hands

 

[aim2plz412]

manual dexterity is key... as is client satisfaction... hmmm.... i demo may be in order.... ohh.. by the way.. do you practice private or publically?

 

[cowgurlred]

manual dexterity is key... as is client satisfaction... hmmm.... i demo may be in order.... ohh.. by the way.. do you practice private or publically?

i am a nationally certified massage therapist, but however that is not the my profession, hmmmm privately or publicly depends on the situation

 

[aim2plz412]

hmm this is what i suggest...

spent a couple of moments coimpiling your thoughts... get the jucies flowing and all that.. you can then send over your proposed instructions of care... phone or written is fine... once reviewed to my satisfaction i'll schedule an in house check-up... the lord only knows what type of cures i may need.

 

[cowgurlred]

ill see what i can cook up

 

[aim2plz412]

i'll check back later..... just send it over via pm... should i have questions, we can discuss it over the phone at a later date.

 

[BigGuyPA44]

ill see what i can cook up

Can I be added to the distribution list on that email???

B

 

[cowgurlred]

Can I be added to the distribution list on that email???

B

anything for u babe, how u doing, havent talk to them in awhile

 

[sammy15213]

hi everyone, my name is sammy. i'm a freshman at the U of Pitt. i actually heard about this site from my american political process professor (???) and she says "its like chicken soup for the sexual soul". and thats a direct quote. so anyone else here from Pittsburgh or the surrounding area?

love,
Sammy

 

[therainmaker37]

hi everyone, my name is sammy. i'm a freshman at the U of Pitt. i actually heard about this site from my american political process professor (???) and she says "its like chicken soup for the sexual soul". and thats a direct quote. so anyone else here from Pittsburgh or the surrounding area?

love,
Sammy

I'm at Clarion U (1 1/2 away) and the boyfriend lives in Mt. Washington. Not too far away. We are, respectively, 18f and 20m. You? What are you interested in?

 

[sammy15213]

I'm at Clarion U (1 1/2 away) and the boyfriend lives in Mt. Washington. Not too far away. We are, respectively, 18f and 20m. You? What are you interested in?

i'm 18m
and as far as what i'm interseted in, i dont know really. i've only had sex once before and it was with an older woman (not older like 70 or 80, she was 36). as far as highschool, i never had actual intercourse. i had a few girlfriends (nothing lasting more than a month) and only had oral sex. so i guess i'll say i'm open to anything, but dont hold me to that.

 

[therainmaker37]

i'm 18m
and as far as what i'm interseted in, i dont know really. i've only had sex once before and it was with an older woman (not older like 70 or 80, she was 36). as far as highschool, i never had actual intercourse. i had a few girlfriends (nothing lasting more than a month) and only had oral sex. so i guess i'll say i'm open to anything, but dont hold me to that.

I know the feeling of not knowing what you want. It's a crazy sex-filled world out there...so much to try!

 

[baller16]

how are the PA people and NJ of course doing tonight?

oh shit my fault, didn't mean to interrupt

 

[therainmaker37]

how are the PA people and NJ of course doing tonight?

oh shit my fault, didn't mean to interrupt

You're forgiven. doing well - a little drunk at the moment. Tipsy is more like it. I miss my boyfriend.

Cyber?

 

[Mel123]

You're forgiven. doing well - a little drunk at the moment. Tipsy is more like it. I miss my boyfriend.

Cyber?

Hey there...I saw you are from Clarion. That is not too far from here...

 

[baller16]

You're forgiven. doing well - a little drunk at the moment. Tipsy is more like it. I miss my boyfriend.

Cyber?

sorry but I'm not into that sort of thing, unless it's with a gf or something like that. I prefer the real thing

 

[sammy15213]

I know the feeling of not knowing what you want. It's a crazy sex-filled world out there...so much to try!

so true... i just gotta learn to keep up with it.

i PMed u btw