Perception of moods on Lit forums.

[thør]

I think I will subvert expectations and send her some exotic recipes, and maybe some suggestions for adventure travel excursions. I'll still be beating off of course, but she won't know that.

This is an interesting topic though. I never came here for any sort of real life interaction or mutual PM diddling. I only ever came here to express some creativity in a space where the ethos was "create whatever you want, don't be an asshole* and don't hurt anybody".... *entertaining assholes could earn favor.

Never in all the years have I been approached cold and had it insinuated that I was hot to trot. Maybe I use too many syllables.

Syllables are the death of an on-line relationship.

Please copy me on the recipes. I won't beat off to them, unless the food is just that fucking good.

My new mtb trail bike should be arriving soon, so I will let it take me to exotic destinations. With luck, that won't include a trip to the ER. Though I must admit, the doc providing the care I received in the ER the last couple times I needed sewing up was quite easy on the eyes. No pain drugs required.

 

[FataMorgana]

Never in all the years have I been approached cold and had it insinuated that I was hot to trot. Maybe I use too many syllables.

I'm on it...

 

[duranman]

Just a quick question.

I'm fairly new to using the forum a lot so I might have this wrong, but a couple of times in the last couple of days I've got PM's from ladies on here assuming that I'm horny because I'm online. I'll admit it can be a reason I log on, and even when I'm not particularly in the mood the right image or certain messages can lead me in that direction. But other times I log on just to pass time.

Is this a general expectation of people who are online are horny or do some come on to pass time?

They're geezers ya twat. And the one I sent you was bollocks: Only Fata can kick my arse

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I'm on it...

The very notion sets me atremble. It's gotta be raw though, no cutesie turns of phrase or cheeky euphemisms. I want to see the lit taken out of Literotica. It's circuits put in danger of melting down from proximity to the passionate PM solar flares disrupting my better judgment like so many radio waves.

Oh, and did you see thør just post that he wants me to send him PMs that he certainly will not beat off to?

Looking back over the years and PMs, I think I might have misled this thread a little. Some chap with multiple Xs in his name asked me if I wanted to have a little fun at one point. I suppose he could mean anything.

 

[FataMorgana]

The very notion sets me atremble. It's gotta be raw though, no cutesie turns of phrase or cheeky euphemisms. I want to see the lit taken out of Literotica. It's circuits put in danger of melting down from proximity to the passionate PM solar flares disrupting my better judgment like so many radio waves.

Oh, and did you see thør just post that he wants me to send him PMs that he certainly will not beat off to?

Looking back over the years and PMs, I think I might have misled this thread a little. Some chap with multiple Xs in his name asked me if I wanted to have a little fun at one point. I suppose he could mean anything.

Thør is one sinister bastard. He posts snowdrifts and tips how to cook fish but you know underneath that he's a filthy fucking deviant.

Mona too. I sent her a photo of my new curtain pole and I paled at the response. Animals both of them.

So let's cut the shit right now, grease up the kitchen table and do the bacon slicer? And put your back into it, I'm not made of glass.

 

[silver gurl]

You are all going to hell.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

You are all going to hell.

One could only hope, no? I might be condemned for something so benign like using an illegal apostrophe up there and refusing to edit it. Since I'm doomed, I might as well punch Fata in the bits. Pressing flesh is one of the last pure joys balancing the mortal coil. Besides, I've been doing some yoga during the pandemic so I'm primed to snap her clean in half with my propulsive force.

 

[FataMorgana]

One could only hope, no? I might be condemned for something so benign like using an illegal apostrophe up there and refusing to edit it. Since I'm doomed, I might as well punch Fata in the bits. Pressing flesh is one of the last pure joys balancing the mortal coil. Besides, I've been doing some yoga during the pandemic so I'm primed to snap her clean in half with my propulsive force.

 

[Adre]

You two selling tickets to this? I’ve got a Benjamin burning a hole in my pocket.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Some things are worth eternal damnation, are they not? ;-)

 

[InternationalFunboy]

You two selling tickets to this? I’ve got a Benjamin burning a hole in my pocket.

Seventy five quid for the Clash of the Genetitans??

 

[FataMorgana]

Some things are worth eternal damnation, are they not? ;-)

Definitely.

 

[thør]

Thør is one sinister bastard. He posts snowdrifts and tips how to cook fish but you know underneath that he's a filthy fucking deviant.

Manky slag you are! That's teach me to confide in an arsemonger.

You are all going to hell.

I'll see you there. I'll be at the bar drinking warm beer.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

I'll see you there. I'll be at the bar drinking warm beer.

Yup, thats definitely hell

 

[thør]

Yup, thats definitely hell

Unless you're Catholic. There's fire and brimstone for the Catholics. They love that shit.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Unless you're Catholic. There's fire and brimstone for the Catholics. They love that shit.

Oof, no way. I meant hell in sort of the Hotel California way, not all that burning in your own miserable sin nonsense. If we're sinning, we may as well be able to do it all together at a soul motel on the dimension's edge. Where whisky flows up hill and our burdens have all been mercifully laid down.

 

[thør]

Oof, no way. I meant hell in sort of the Hotel California way, not all that burning in your own miserable sin nonsense. If we're sinning, we may as well be able to do it all together at a soul motel on the dimension's edge. Where whisky flows up hill and our burdens have all been mercifully laid down.

Been there.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Been there.

I didn't picture the afterlife so bright with marble lowers, but more woody... with fire, like Marion Ravenwood's bar in Nepal. No bother, I hope there's a treehouse out back. Fata can't get off without a few rounds of "Who's a cute monkey?!"

 

[silver gurl]

My sins are mounting. I will meet you all there..at that bar.

 

[thør]

I didn't picture the afterlife so bright with marble lowers, but more woody... with fire, like Marion Ravenwood's bar in Nepal. No bother, I hope there's a treehouse out back. Fata can't get off without a few rounds of "Who's a cute monkey?!"

I've had limited time in Nepal and from my experience there, some parts are very similar to Hell. In fact, on return home, all the clothes in my suitcase had the stench of burning garbage and/or flesh. Speaking of monkeys.

 

[thør]

My sins are mounting. I will meet you all there..at that bar.

I'm buying.

 

[Noor]

Hey, Miss Noor, I hope you are well. Things are okay here in the north. I'd say things were good, but there's this fucking virus lurking about.

Glad to here things are good up there, minus the virus was is everywhere! It really needs to die soon.

I'm okay. A bit restless, summer is usually my many social, convention, party, traveling and running around time. Lots of Zoom socializing with different groups and some legislative advocacy which is virtual and new to me.
Had a couple day of riots and curfew, but I think it's calmed down for a bit.
Minneapolis is still totally out of control and St Paul is hot nights in the city, not everyone is using a gun inappropriately but sometimes it feels like it.

Have been thinking for some time that there should be an etiquette book for cyber/phone sex, might get around to starting that if I get organized.

 

[thør]

Cyber etiquette.

Don't assume.

 

[Noor]

Cyber etiquette.

Don't assume.

That would be one of the cornerstones!

 

[thør]

That would be one of the cornerstones!

Should be.

What are you wearing?