Perky!

[Mellon Collie]

D.O.M. = ?

I'm clueless, it's sad but true.

 

[perks]

D.O.M. = ?

I'm clueless, it's sad but true.

LMAO, Dirty Old Men.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Ha!

That's what I thought you meant but now if I say that it seems like I'm trying to cover up my stupidity but really people; that's what I thought and don't worry my stupidity shines through all the time.

I mean all the time.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

probably. I'm not doing well as the fluffy sexfiend. I'm getting horrible PMs telling me to change my av. I might have to resurrect druuna.

Fie and curses upon any cad who sends my perky a horrible PM.

Come forth foul demons who dare such transgressions and do battle with Perky's chosen champion!!

(Translation: Whoever's doing that shit, knock it the fuck off or you answer to me. I'm a big ugly motherfucker with an attitude and I love Perky.)

 

[riff]

I am in my prime. 39 is one hell of a great number to be. I live by the half your age rule. Half above, half below.

 

[perks]

Fie and curses upon any cad who sends my perky a horrible PM.

Come forth foul demons who dare such transgressions and do battle with Perky's chosen champion!!

(Translation: Whoever's doing that shit, knock it the fuck off or you answer to me. I'm a big ugly motherfucker with an attitude and I love Perky.)

ohhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm looking forward to July, sugah.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

D.O.M. = ?

I'm clueless, it's sad but true.

Careful mellie dear, I'm one of those DOM's who takes advantage of clueless little girls.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm looking forward to July, sugah.

Me too, my dear. I've already contacted my lawyers. We should make bail in time for my return flight.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Careful mellie dear, I'm one of those DOM's who takes advantage of clueless little girls.

Eep!

I know all about your kind.

 

[perks]

Eep!

I know all about your kind.

HAAHAHAHAHHHHA!!!<laughing hysterically>


Mick, do you really think we'll need bail. I'm sure someone can keep us out of prison.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

HAAHAHAHAHHHHA!!!<laughing hysterically>


Mick, do you really think we'll need bail. I'm sure someone can keep us out of prison.

Well, you can, but I'm just not cute enough. It's a room mate named bubba for me.

 

[perks]

Well, you can, but I'm just not cute enough. It's a room mate named bubba for me.

lol, I'm good enough to keep us both out

 

[IrishWolfhound]

lol, I'm good enough to keep us both out

I knew there was a reason I loved you besides your sexy ass.

 

[perks]

I knew there was a reason I loved you besides your sexy ass.

lmao. we'll see, sugah, we will see.

 

[Mellon Collie]

I told you two before, it's not a party unless I'm there!

 

[perks]

I told you two before, it's not a party unless I'm there!

there and kickin' it like a white girl. I remember. So get your ass there, biatch!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Moan, sigh

Damn damn damn and um, damn.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Mellon that's an awsome picture

your smile just seems to get bigger and bigger

 

[riff]

So far as I can see, the girl is dope.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I told you two before, it's not a party unless I'm there!

Then get your under-age sexy butt up to NYC when the Perk & Tu & I tear up the City!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

there and kickin' it like a white girl. I remember. So get your ass there, biatch!

OK, now this is getting scary. Perks and I are posting the same message.

 

[Guest]

If I remark with "hottie" again, will I be enslaved by your majesties and forced to lick for hours?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Ok, me first though.

 

[Guest]

I give good tongue.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

If I remark with "hottie" again, will I be enslaved by your majesties and forced to lick for hours?

I have not one clue what that means, but damn it sounds sexy.