Pete Hegseth 1, Kristi Noem 0

[RobDownSouth]

"Everyone knows" that Mexican cartels are now using drones to fly fentanyl over the United States border, to poison American youth.

Secretary of "War" Pete Hegseth has worked tirelessly on solutions to this growing problem.
The first anti-drone technology test was a catastrophic failure (it jammed the electronics systems of commercial Boeing airliners flying a route over El Paso Texas. which left pilots "blind" until major systems rebooted).


Today was a different story: The United States Army successfully used a sweeping laser device to obliterate its first drone.
Pickled Pete toasted the occasion with a shot of whiskey with his favorite white generals.
He was literally on his way to the podium to trumpet his tremendous accomplishment, when an aide rushed up to him as said he had a very important phone call for him. Priority one!
Priority one? That must mean the President! Hegseth beamed.
It wasn't President Trump
It was Secretary of Homelander Security Kristi Noem...and she was PISSED.
The first words Hegseth heard were "What the FUCK are you doing?" from Pissy Kristi.
"You shot one of our state of the art border observation drones down. It registered a "laser event" before dying and the CBP (border patrol) used the crisis line to Washington indicating that the Mexican cartels have some acquired some sort of new technology!"

Fuck Pete Hegseth
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck Donald Mushbrain
Fuck MAGA
Fuck the Border Patrol.

 

[Lazaran]

"Everyone knows" that Mexican cartels are now using drones to fly fentanyl over the United States border, to poison American youth.

Secretary of "War" Pete Hegseth has worked tirelessly on solutions to this growing problem.
The first anti-drone technology test was a catastrophic failure (it jammed the electronics systems of commercial Boeing airliners flying a route over El Paso Texas. which left pilots "blind" until major systems rebooted).


Today was a different story: The United States Army successfully used a sweeping laser device to obliterate its first drone.
Pickled Pete toasted the occasion with a shot of whiskey with his favorite white generals.
He was literally on his way to the podium to trumpet his tremendous accomplishment, when an aide rushed up to him as said he had a very important phone call for him. Priority one!
Priority one? That must mean the President! Hegseth beamed.
It wasn't President Trump
It was Secretary of Homelander Security Kristi Noem...and she was PISSED.
The first words Hegseth heard were "What the FUCK are you doing?" from Pissy Kristi.
"You shot one of our state of the art border observation drones down. It registered a "laser event" before dying and the CBP (border patrol) used the crisis line to Washington indicating that the Mexican cartels have some acquired some sort of new technology!"

Fuck Pete Hegseth
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck Donald Mushbrain
Fuck MAGA
Fuck the Border Patrol.

WE. TOLD. THEM. SO.

 

[Bray123]

Noem shot her dog.

Hegseth shot her drone.

 

[dkovic77]

Next Pete will shoot down the FBI jet as Kash tries to go to Cancun.

Once we are past this whole episode… it will be turned into a sitcom like they did with Hogan’s Heroes.

 

[eric_erosfan]

https://www.npr.org/2026/02/27/g-s1...ed-laser-to-take-down-border-protection-drone

 

[Rightguide]

"Everyone knows" that Mexican cartels are now using drones to fly fentanyl over the United States border, to poison American youth.

Secretary of "War" Pete Hegseth has worked tirelessly on solutions to this growing problem.
The first anti-drone technology test was a catastrophic failure (it jammed the electronics systems of commercial Boeing airliners flying a route over El Paso Texas. which left pilots "blind" until major systems rebooted).


Today was a different story: The United States Army successfully used a sweeping laser device to obliterate its first drone.
Pickled Pete toasted the occasion with a shot of whiskey with his favorite white generals.
He was literally on his way to the podium to trumpet his tremendous accomplishment, when an aide rushed up to him as said he had a very important phone call for him. Priority one!
Priority one? That must mean the President! Hegseth beamed.
It wasn't President Trump
It was Secretary of Homelander Security Kristi Noem...and she was PISSED.
The first words Hegseth heard were "What the FUCK are you doing?" from Pissy Kristi.
"You shot one of our state of the art border observation drones down. It registered a "laser event" before dying and the CBP (border patrol) used the crisis line to Washington indicating that the Mexican cartels have some acquired some sort of new technology!"

Fuck Pete Hegseth
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck Donald Mushbrain
Fuck MAGA
Fuck the Border Patrol.

Shit happens, cry harder.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Shit happens, cry harder.

I ain't even mad!

This episodes illustrates the absolute incompetence and lack of coordination between Kristi Gnome and Pickled Pete.
They're both out of their depth and floundering badly.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Shit happens, cry harder.

Crazy person mistakes laughter for crying.

 

[Rightguide]

I ain't even mad!

This episodes illustrates the absolute incompetence and lack of coordination between Kristi Gnome and Pickled Pete.
They're both out of their depth and floundering badly.

It's a field-level event, for God's sake. Homeland Security has 260,000 employees, the DOD has 2.8 million, and you expect the chief executive officers of both to have their fingers on what amounts to squad tactics.

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

Noem shot her dog.

Hegseth shot her drone.

also kristy no em is a cosplayer

while petey hedgehog is a wannabe 1980s action movie star

 

[dkovic77]

It's a field-level event, for God's sake. Homeland Security has 260,000 employees, the DOD has 2.8 million, and you expect the chief executive officers of both to have their fingers on what amounts to squad tactics.

Yes. Professionals would.

Not the amateurs you got. But you like them, so it’s okay.

Flipped the other way around you would be citing some basement blog and yelling about DEI hire can’t keep from shooting down our own stuff.

Really it’s the other guy who can’t stop drinking enough to do his job. But no problem with that too I’m sure, since you always have a handle there.

 

[nowisthetime]

His entire regime reminds me of the Koopa clown car brigade.

 

[Iluv17]

No communist hold overs!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...gseth-fires-Army-general-middle-Iran-war.html

 

[Iluv17]

2 Moar generals GONE! Gotta make sure every last one is loyal to DJT before they start cleaning house here! TRUTH

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/04/hegseth-ousts-two-more-army-generals/

 

[Iluv17]

Bring your guns, carry your guns! You are MEN, not a sissy fagot!

https://100percentfedup.com/secretary-war-pete-hegseth-now-allows-troopsrry/

 

[ll74]

Bring your guns, carry your guns! You are MEN, not a sissy fagot!

https://100percentfedup.com/secretary-war-pete-hegseth-now-allows-troopsrry/

Fun! I'm sure nothing bad will happen from this

 

[SebastianHolt]

"Everyone knows" that Mexican cartels are now using drones to fly fentanyl over the United States border, to poison American youth.

Secretary of "War" Pete Hegseth has worked tirelessly on solutions to this growing problem.
The first anti-drone technology test was a catastrophic failure (it jammed the electronics systems of commercial Boeing airliners flying a route over El Paso Texas. which left pilots "blind" until major systems rebooted).


Today was a different story: The United States Army successfully used a sweeping laser device to obliterate its first drone.
Pickled Pete toasted the occasion with a shot of whiskey with his favorite white generals.
He was literally on his way to the podium to trumpet his tremendous accomplishment, when an aide rushed up to him as said he had a very important phone call for him. Priority one!
Priority one? That must mean the President! Hegseth beamed.
It wasn't President Trump
It was Secretary of Homelander Security Kristi Noem...and she was PISSED.
The first words Hegseth heard were "What the FUCK are you doing?" from Pissy Kristi.
"You shot one of our state of the art border observation drones down. It registered a "laser event" before dying and the CBP (border patrol) used the crisis line to Washington indicating that the Mexican cartels have some acquired some sort of new technology!"

Fuck Pete Hegseth
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck Donald Mushbrain
Fuck MAGA
Fuck the Border Patrol.

everything in this post is wrong

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

lol well the cosplayer kristy no em got the boot

i wonder if she will now be an cosplayer that dresses up and goes to expos and conventions or if she will be a podcaster