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Ladies, I have a feeling that a "yes" post in this thread will bring you a slew of unsolicited PMs! :eek:
 
Ellafun said:
I was thinking that, too....:rolleyes:
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But, could be a good hook-up thread for those looking for phone sex partners! :D

Which, to be clear, is not me, Lit stalkers :D

*runs away, looking behind her to ensure she is not being followed*
 
i would love to do it with a sexy woman who I feel safe with and know will be discrete about it
 
I got this little gem in my email box from a longtime local friend that was forwarded to him. I'm hoping this was a joke. I'm taking this as a joke. Okay whether it was or not, I laughed...

Maybe it's just because I'm getting older, but every day I see something like this and think to myself "Holy crap. We are living in the fucking future right now."
I mean, I carry a computer in my pocket. Not something that kinda works like a computer, not a "computer", but a real life, honest-to-god fucking pocket computer. And it's 1000 times more powerful than the behemoth I used to download shitty porn on 20 years ago that cost multiple thousands of dollars.
And then I realize, HOLY FUCK THIS THING DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A CORD. It just magically pulls smut out of the ether like some fucking electronic porn fairy. I don't even have to type one-handed anymore, I can just use a dictation program to make girls feel uncomfortable in chat rooms.
Or, if I'm feeling brave, I can even call some girl and make her feel even more uncomfortable because my pocket computer is ALSO A PHONE. If I'm feeling frisky I could just send her a picture of my junk 5 seconds after I take it. No waiting, no postage, no cutting letters out of magazines. Nothing. Just point, shoot, creep. Because the computer-phone in my pocket? It's also a camera. THAT'S RIGHT A MOTHERFUCKING CAMERA. How's that for futuristic?
But wait, I'm not done. Let's say that girl doesn't want to see my junk anymore and stops taking my phone calls. I can find a zoomable aerial map of her house and then THE FUCKING GPS INSIDE MY PHONE-CAMERA-PORNFAIRY-COMPUTER will find me the shortest route to her house. It will even find me a hardware store on the way, and if it's still open, I can even buy some duct tape, a chainsaw, some garbage bags, and a shovel and have them waiting for me at customer service to be picked up when I get there.
I don't care what anyone says, we are living in the future, and it is truly a magical time.
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:)
 
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Aquagal said:
But wait, I'm not done. Let's say that girl doesn't want to see my junk anymore and stops taking my phone calls. I can find a zoomable aerial map of her house and then THE FUCKING GPS INSIDE MY PHONE-CAMERA-PORNFAIRY-COMPUTER will find me the shortest route to her house. It will even find me a hardware store on the way, and if it's still open, I can even buy some duct tape, a chainsaw, some garbage bags, and a shovel and have them waiting for me at customer service to be picked up when I get there.
I don't care what anyone says, we are living in the future, and it is truly a magical time.
*
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:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Aquagal said:
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I don't care what anyone says, we are living in the future, and it is truly a magical time.
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Wayyyyyy too funny!

But it could truly be magical if you're into the BDSM side of things! ;)
 
Oh, a positive answer and even a brief account here would be asking for trouble! I agree with the ladies above! Gentlemen...you just have to imagine a husky sexy voice :p
 
I'm hoping the ladies aren't giving out their home addresses along with their phone numbers. I was even apprehensive about a porn star name. Wondering if anyone knew my first name and the area I grew up in...couldn't they just look up my street name where I lived? How deep does the stalking go? The most well known stalker in this forum creeped me out when he asked me what I'd do if he showed up on my doorstep. :eek:

My little email story was funny...but you never know.
 
I agree. It can be very exciting with the right partner. But the stalking goes both ways. I for one would feel pretty uncomfortable giving my number out to someone I don't know. I was in a court case years back where the person on the other end kept giving me harassing phone calls at my office. I could only imagine what it would be like if it was a stranger with whom I shared some phone fun!

But with that being said, I'd sure like to use this thread as an excuse to stalk Aquagal, OSoWet and Molly!.......;)
 
Aquagal said:
I'm hoping the ladies aren't giving out their home addresses along with their phone numbers. I was even apprehensive about a porn star name. Wondering if anyone knew my first name and the area I grew up in...couldn't they just look up my street name where I lived? How deep does the stalking go? The most well known stalker in this forum creeped me out when he asked me what I'd do if he showed up on my doorstep. :eek:

My little email story was funny...but you never know.
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DON'T Give out your number. You can use Skype or something through your phone, or buy a handset that works with your laptop app. Or take his, and withhold yours!
 
Salenku said:
DON'T Give out your number. You can use Skype or something through your phone, or buy a handset that works with your laptop app. Or take his, and withhold yours!
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My IM is in my profile.....nudge......just sayin'

lol
 
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