Pining for the fjords?

[pop_54]

But, then it would have to be two European swallows....maybe tied together...?

Unless, of course, coconuts are migratory

They use a vine or something to string between them and hang the coconut from it for that short journey surely.

 

[Guest]

Chuckling away here. Loving this thread, please don't stop.

 

[cloudy]

Chuckling away here. Loving this thread, please don't stop.

Well, Lou, tell us...

Could two European swallows carry a coconut? Is that parrot really an ex-parrot? And the burning question - are coconuts migratory?

check my sigline, and my location, Lou.

 

[Guest]

Chuckling away here. Loving this thread, please don't stop.

Me too, had no idea it would lead to this. I shall have so much more appreciation of coconuts from now on.

Perdita

 

[gauchecritic]

African greys

Much better speakers than common-or-garden parrots, the kind that live on pirates' shoulders.

Not only word for word repetition but also in the original accent and voice. This was actually why the highly secret war project of parrot carriers (codenamed shut-that-fucking-bazouki-up) was abandoned.

The african greys could and did carry quite complex messages to and from the allied front in wwI, with faithful reproduction, unfortunately no one could understand the banter.

"Cabbage crates over the briny"

"Come again?"

A common occurence repeated in WWII .

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

I can't explain it but that line bowled me over. It's the funniest thing I've heard since I last watched Jeff in 'Coupling'. I must get it printed up on a tee (but remember not to look down when I wear it).

Wonderful way to start a morn, larf larf larf...

Perdita

 

[R. Richard]

And the burning question - are coconuts migratory?

check my sigline, and my location, Lou.

Actually, Cloudy, coconuts are not only migratory but (how should I put this delicately) a coconut is a coconut palm tree's method of propagating! Yes, when you handle a coconut, you are involving yourself in the sex life of a coconut palm tree.

The coconut palm tree drops the coconut in the sea and the coconut floats off, hopefully to beach on some other tropical isle and continue the species of coconut palm tree. (Actually, there are several other really exciting steps in the sequence, but you would have to be a coconut palm tree to really get into the process.)

Since you are a Literotica regular, you are obviously into racy reading. You can check out the whole process (unexpurgated!) at your local library. (Try to be discrete.)

 

[pop_54]

Actually, Cloudy, coconuts are not only migratory but (how should I put this delicately) a coconut is a coconut palm tree's method of propagating! Yes, when you handle a coconut, you are involving yourself in the sex life of a coconut palm tree.

The coconut palm tree drops the coconut in the sea and the coconut floats off, hopefully to beach on some other tropical isle and continue the species of coconut palm tree. (Actually, there are several other really exciting steps in the sequence, but you would have to be a coconut palm tree to really get into the process.)

Since you are a Literotica regular, you are obviously into racy reading. You can check out the whole process (unexpurgated!) at your local library. (Try to be discrete.)

Ah!! But would they have made it into the Gulf Stream... these sexually frustrated coconuts... I mean they would need to be in the Gulf Stream to make Britain's coastline, where King Arthur could make use of them to ride to Camalot.