Pitiful, fucking pitiful...

Ya know how a deisel pick up sounds when you rev the engine? That's the sound my belly is makin.
 
pagancowgirl said:
So is anyone having anything for breakfast besides nicotene and caffiene?
That's my morning quota....

I'm getting over a cold right now and I'm sure the cough would go away quicker if I was not a smoker. :rolleyes:
 
Pitiful is running out of real smokes while the kids are napping and smoking the menthols someone left behind. Blech.

What I wouldn't give for a pack of cloves right now.
 
pagancowgirl said:
Pitiful is running out of real smokes while the kids are napping and smoking the menthols someone left behind. Blech.

What I wouldn't give for a pack of cloves right now.

Menthols, I feel your pain.
I haven't smoked cloves in years. I always loved the smell of them more than anything.
 
SummerRose said:


Menthols, I feel your pain.
I haven't smoked cloves in years. I always loved the smell of them more than anything.

They remind me of Mardi Gras for some reason. I'm in a southern state of mind today.
 
pagancowgirl said:
So is anyone having anything for breakfast besides nicotene and caffiene?
I had a bowl of Cheerios, too.

pagancowgirl said:
Pitiful is running out of real smokes while the kids are napping and smoking the menthols someone left behind. Blech.
Hey, I'm at that point right now, too. I don't mind too much, though. Kinda minty and less harsh.

TB4p
 
teddybear4play said:
I had a bowl of Cheerios, too.

Hey, I'm at that point right now, too. I don't mind too much, though. Kinda minty and less harsh.

TB4p

These are generic ultra light 100's. PUH LEASE tell me what the point is in a generic ultra light 100 menthol????

If I want minty, I suck on an Altoid while I smoke. Now that's minty fresh!
 
Ok so I just followed up my morning coffee and sig with a pastry filled with custard and whipped cream drizzled with frosting and chocolate with a strawberry on top....

Now that's what I call living at 10am in the morning. ;)
 
pagancowgirl said:
These are generic ultra light 100's. PUH LEASE tell me what the point is in a generic ultra light 100 menthol????
An ultra light 100? You might as well be sucking on a straw. For menthol, maybe a straw dipped in mouthwash.

TB4p
 
foxinsox said:
My flatmate is trying to give up smoking.

I just caught her rummaging desperately through the trash in search of butts. Having found one, she lovingly dusted it free of coffee grounds, chicken giblets and other stuff to gross to list, lit it up and smoked it.

That's just so wrong.


that's not wrong

that's someone feeling their jones
who needs fucking relief!

Like me right know...fucking eat pussy for some weed...which shows just how low I have sunk.
kind of feel like crying...
 
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IA951 said:


Like me right know...fucking eat pussy for some weed...which shows just how low I have sunk.
kind of feel like crying...

Dude, that just put such a mental image in my head.

That bad huh?
 
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badasschick said:


Dude, that just put such a mental image in my head.

That bad huh?


oh yeah....one fucking day too many...
can't cope with this lack man..
shutting down...
 
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IA951 said:



oh yeah....one fucking day too many...
can't cope with this lack man..
shutting down...

Sorry to hear that.
 
Good afternoon Fox. I agree...sex is a much better addiction. With sex you don't have to worry about chicken giblets unless you're into Voodoo sex.
 
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