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[Lauren Hynde]

What time does this thing begin anyway?

 

[impressive]

What time does this thing begin anyway?

It just ended.

Giacomo won -- the 2nd biggest longshot in Derby history.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

It just ended.

Giacomo won -- the 2nd biggest longshot in Derby history.

Damn it. Where did my 50-1 bet come it?

 

[Liar]

Did I win?

 

[impressive]

Did I win?

Um, no.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . Giacomo won . . .

Giacomo won!
http://www.operanc.com/puccini.jpg

I didn't even know Puccini was running.​

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Giacomo won!
http://www.operanc.com/puccini.jpg

I didn't even know Puccini was running.​

I love Puccini, damn, I should have watched it.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I love Puccini, damn, I should have watched it.

It was a dry track, so he ran Three Acts of Madame Butterfly in Two Acts.

 

[angelicminx]

I do love it when the long shot makes the favorite eat dust, lol. Kudos to Mike Smith for his first derby win, he's one hell of a jockey.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It was a dry track, so he ran Three Acts of Madame Butterfly in Two Acts.

Oh, then I'm glad I watched bad karate movies instead.
Now I have "Un Bel Di'' going through my head, I hope I can hit the high notes.

 

[Liar]

Um, no.

Darn.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . I have "Un Bel Di'' going through my head, I hope I can hit the high notes.

If you can hit them, this will get you started.

If you can't reach them, you can always rent the English Version video with Michelle Pfeiffer and George Clooney.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you can hit them, this will get you started.

If you can't reach them, you can always rent the English Version video with Michelle Pfeiffer and George Clooney.

I couldn't get into the link, is it booby trapped?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I couldn't get into the link, is it booby trapped?

Not with MY boobies!

They're too small to trap.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Not with MY boobies!

They're too small to trap.

I'll make you a pair out of silly putty.


When's Imp gonna post a pic of the winner??

 

[Belegon]

I look MUCH better with a tan and a touch of lipstick.

and hopefully nothing else...

(and I just might be willing to pay for pictures...or at very least trade...)

 

[BlackShanglan]

All this talk of being saddled in a paddock has me hot.

Tell me about it

 

[impressive]

Damn it. Where did my 50-1 bet come it?

Dunno. My pick came in dead last.