Play with myself

hey!... my hand isn't sticky! Not even dirty...

She must have been looking at someone else's hand.:rolleyes:
 
Do you s'pose those knockers were real*?


*belonging to one who was knockin'








Not that it really matters, as I'm not single, even if I am by myself.
 
knock knock knocking on heavens door

knock three times on the ceiling

knock knock the door is locked, But you still got a key.
 
shoot! no receiver.

ha! 'swhat happens when playing with one's self!
 
Ollie. Ollie, Oxen Free!











(yes, I know the origins, but that is how we shouted it)
 
I'm sure you must be mistaken, and she didn't say anything more.
 
100,99,98,97,96,95,94,93,92,91,90,89,88,87,86,85,84,83,82,81,80,79,78,77,76,75,74,73,72,71,70,69....ready or not, here I come!




(that seems like cheating, a bit premature)
 
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