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s for the hostess
. . .I'd offer to take you into the closet as a "thank you" for the roses but seems I missed you. Howdy, darlin'. I think I shall have one. but only one...i've work to do. Nice AV btw...makes me wonder what happens when a lime and a lemon mate...do you get cumquats?
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You mispelled that. . .it's kumquat
*hands you the drink in the middle. . .the one with the lime in it*
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Where in the heck did you find that AV?![]()
That's top secret. . .if I told you I'd have to. . .umm. . .do something.![]()
Read the second line in my sig, darlin'. Read the second line in my sig, darlin'.
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*snickers*
Well if you really wanna know where I got that AV. . .to the closet you lil dwarf and I'll be more than happy to debrief you.![]()
*starts toward closet* hey..wait a minute....you said "debrief" rather than brief...hmmm...something tells me we're not thinking about the same "briefs".

Well if I'm gonna brief you on something top secret I have to debrief you and search you first. . .make sure your not hiding a weapon or a wire.
Safety first yanno.![]()

Good point. Perhaps I should search you as well, darlin'. Body cavity search.![]()
Hey wait. . .what am I being searched for? *raises eyebrow*
Searched for? hidden pleasures, lucious treasures, orgasms gained, concious thought lost, mumbled pleas...
*swoons*
You should probably search me first. . .I may be hiding all of those things. . .![]()
Only if you ask reeeaaallll nice...Ok, that was cute...but that kitty has claws...
*looks at paws*
Nu-uh
awww...*pets kitty*