bashfull
raunchy romantic
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Body shot?![]()
You lay down. . .I'll be the licker!![]()
*drops to the ground and feins being dead*
*contemplates cpr. . .or body shot*
*raises up...places sign down low "START CPR HERE --->>>>" goes back to feigning unconciousness*


Well CPR is given orally
*pours tequila over naughty bits. . .administers CPR*
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PERK!!!!
*notices clock* Dag nab it! time to turn in, darlin'. you need some rest.

*peeks up from belowdecks*
Howdy, Kiten. Been alone on the boat all day. Care for a drink?

*runs in*
It's a trick! It's a trick!!! Don't take the drink!
Oh. Wait . . . you'd enjoy it. Never mind!
*runs back out*
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Thought you were playing with the fishes? **raises eyebrow**
A drink? Hmm. . .![]()
I was...Grilling grouper nowCare for some lobster appetizer? And I have a nice wine I was about to open.


Uh oh. . .a man after my heart. Fresh seafood. . .good wine. . .
*sits down. . .swoons*
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*passes out*
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s ladiesUh oh!somecall call an ambulance!