Please be kind...

[cal69]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm...I will have to go look....* grabs my drool bib...*

don't dribble too much babe, hubby will think you've had a stroke

 

[catsr2wild]

Hi cats

 

[catsr2wild]

don't dribble too much babe, hubby will think you've had a stroke

lol...smart ass....and he has thought that before....

 

[cal69]

right back @ ya

 

[catsr2wild]

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually speaks.

"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT?!?! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying:

"Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I agreed.

"Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

>I think I threw her for a loop when I spoke up.

"That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
excited anticipation, she finally said,

"I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out.

"No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped and she spoke in a baffled tone.

"WHAT?!"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added the blow.

"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"


Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

*giggles* I so love it.....

 

[catsr2wild]

Hey big guy upstaires please make my sweet sexy sister well, Life is no fun when we both are ill. I am leaving you a special nurse to take care of you

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OMFG...you are too much sometimes Sis....you even had Shreik laughing so hard I thought he was going to fall off his chair....maybe he needs some butt glue as well as Torie.....

 

[catsr2wild]

stopping in to leave you a bunch of es to make you feel better Cats

Such a sweet Gypzie lady....{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}} it all helps so much.....

 

[catsr2wild]

Awwwwwww my Baby is not well?

So sorry to hear that. let me kiss you better

Wwwoooohoooo...no wonder I got so warm...keep kissing....

 

[Papa-Joe]

Its time that you get some Sleep ya {{{Wild thang}}}
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<

 

[catsr2wild]

Its time that you get some Sleep ya {{{Wild thang}}}
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<<<<

I slept yesterday Papa.......really I did........

 

[catsr2wild]

Heeee.. have been having trouble getting here... sowwy Cats... *hugs you tightly and licks you* But I'm still here...

Hon if you read back thru I had trouble getting here but I'm back now...I hope.....

 

[catsr2wild]

Wishing you Well~{{{my Wild thang}}}
my Friend & my Playmate

So beautiful Papa....jsut like your heart...thank you hon, so very much....now come closer so I can truly thank you....

 

[catsr2wild]

I hope you get better and soon....its not fun without you to tease me!!

You want teasing Snakey....Here I stand holding a 12 pack of your favorite beer behind my back with not a thing on.....thats teasing

 

[catsr2wild]

{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}}} X 12 hope your getting better hun...miss you and you take care​

{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}} I'm back and I'm bad as always......just a sweet sexy kind of bad....

 

[catsr2wild]

I posted this back before I got a bit carried away and as I replied to every ones postings but I want to repost it so you know how much I appreciate all of you....

Hello loves....first I want to thank you all for being so generous with your words and love and prayers....it means a lot to me....I think I am back....well I feel better just can't seem to shake the queasiness....NO I'M NOT PREGNANT LADIES!!!!!! That I can assure you, and if I was I know a Dr. who would get an earful and then some....I have had stomach problems since I did start having kids though and it is medically controlled, only sometimes the control slips and I need to adjust meds or change them all together...this is one of those times....anyway thanks for your prayers and thoughts and keeping my thread going and now lets get your posts answered....

 

[Papa-Joe]

So beautiful Papa....jsut like your heart...thank you hon, so very much....now come closer so I can truly thank you....

mhhhhhh are you gonna mush your BOOBs in to my Chest?

 

[catsr2wild]

mhhhhhh are you gonna mush your BOOBs in to my Chest?

Yes.....* pulling you closer so you can feel the hard nipples.....*

 

[Erotica_Writings]

*SMACKS PAPA & CATS ASS!* hee hee

 

[Erotica_Writings]

OMFG...you are too much sometimes Sis....you even had Shreik laughing so hard I thought he was going to fall off his chair....maybe he needs some butt glue as well as Torie.....

*looks in bag * foot glue, hand clue, eye glue, Butt glue!!!!!

 

[Papa-Joe]

Yes.....* pulling you closer so you can feel the hard nipples.....*

Grinding back & forth OMG mhhhhh some Morning Delight

 

[Papa-Joe]

*SMACKS PAPA & CATS ASS!* hee hee

Gets a hold of EW & pinches her Bum

 

[catsr2wild]

*SMACKS PAPA & CATS ASS!* hee hee

*reaches around squeezing you tighter* You my dear enjoy that wayyyyyyyyyy too much....

 

[catsr2wild]

Grinding back & forth OMG mhhhhh some Morning Delight

*drops my blanket revealing no clothes, dropping to my knees* No Papa this is morning delight......

 

[Erotica_Writings]

*reaches around squeezing you tighter* You my dear enjoy that wayyyyyyyyyy too much....

but...but.....yes exactly BUTT!!!!!!!!!! Smack! I love how it makes people jump. Well I am going to go lay back down my meds are not agreeing with me this morning........yuk

 

[catsr2wild]

but...but.....yes exactly BUTT!!!!!!!!!! Smack! I love how it makes people jump. Well I am going to go lay back down my meds are not agreeing with me this morning........yuk

Oh no....well lay down and rest a bit hon and when you get up we will let you smack our asses 1 more time....