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Morning Cats 
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Good morning my friends...my apologies for missing the last couple of days, I'm just having a few things going on and its very hard for me to concentrate and give youall the attention I so wish to....I am peeking in and reading thru and I miss you all very much....I will try to be here a little more...hugs and and lots of 
too, Cats 
and lots of too, Cats Victoria_2001_02769
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catsr2wild said:Good morning my friends...my apologies for missing the last couple of days, I'm just having a few things going on and it's very hard for me to concentrate and give you all the attention I so wish to....I am peeking in and reading thru and I miss you all very much....I will try to be here a little more...hugs and
Good Morning to you Darlin' Sis {{{{{{Cats}}}}}}
I hope your friends and guests won't mind if I use the 'collective tense' when I say:
We all miss you too hon... but I think we all know that you need to concentrate on those few things that are going in r/l first... because by doing that... it allows you the ability to be here and to give us the attention you so wish to.
We'll be here waitin for ya... no worries there.
Loads of love, hugs, and lots of
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Victoria_2001_02769 said:Good Morning to you Darlin' Sis {{{{{{Cats}}}}}}
I hope your friends and guests won't mind if I use the 'collective tense' when I say:
We all miss you too hon... but I think we all know that you need to concentrate on those few things that are going in r/l first... because by doing that... it allows you the ability to be here and to give us the attention you so wish to.
We'll be here waitin for ya... no worries there.
Loads of love, hugs, and lots of
{{{{{{{{{{Torie}}}}}}}}}} you always know the right thing to say....
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catsr2wild said:{{{{{{{{{{Torie}}}}}}}}}} you always know the right thing to say....
Thank you, Darlin' Sis. x 11 .o0( Bloody Hell! I just look at the temp on my computer? It's 19º here! )
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Victoria_2001_02769 said:
lol...yes hon its cold out....I'm returning to bed for a bit before my Dr. appointment.....be good and if you can't be good, be good at it
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catsr2wild said:lol...yes hon its cold out....I'm returning to bed for a bit before my Dr. appointment.....be good and if you can't be good, be good at it
Yes Ma'am!
Hope you have a good day. Love you 
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Here comes kitty cat, here comes kitty cat, down kitty cat lane 
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catsr2wild said:Good morning my friends...my apologies for missing the last couple of days, I'm just having a few things going on and its very hard for me to concentrate and give youall the attention I so wish to....I am peeking in and reading thru and I miss you all very much....I will try to be here a little more...hugs and
Hi {{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}
Thinking of you sweetie. Well R/L does trump Lit. Please take care.
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catsr2wild said:Good morning my friends...my apologies for missing the last couple of days, I'm just having a few things going on and its very hard for me to concentrate and give youall the attention I so wish to....I am peeking in and reading thru and I miss you all very much....I will try to be here a little more...hugs and
Good Morning {{{{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} darlin I hope everything is well for you. You need to take care of yourself darlin. Your in my thoughts and prayers.
darlin I hope everything is well for you. You need to take care of yourself darlin. Your in my thoughts and prayers.
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morning sexy sis leaving you warm hugs and hot kisses
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catsr2wild said:Good morning my friends...my apologies for missing the last couple of days, I'm just having a few things going on and its very hard for me to concentrate and give youall the attention I so wish to....I am peeking in and reading thru and I miss you all very much....I will try to be here a little more...hugs and
take your time
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*lmao!*
Christmas With Louise
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Walmart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown.
If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do? You're kidding me! Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. Love Dolls come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for Lovable Louise. She was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.
We all agreed that Louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door.
"What the hell is that?" she asked.
My brother quickly explained, "It's a doll."
"Who would play with something like that?" Granny snapped.
I had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut.
"Where are her clothes?" Granny continued.
"Boy, that turkey sure smells nice Gran" Jay said, to steer her into the dining room.
But Granny was relentless.
"Why doesn't she have any teeth?"
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, "Hang on Granny, hang on!"
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, "Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?"
I told him she was Jay's friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning.
Then, all of a sudden, she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa.
The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. My brother fell over in his chair backwards, and wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health!
Christmas With Louise
As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Walmart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown.
If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do? You're kidding me! Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section.
I wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my truck so I could use the car pool lane during rush hour.
Finding what I wanted was difficult. Love Dolls come in many different models. The top of the line, according to the side of the box, could do things I'd only seen in a book on animal husbandry. I settled for Lovable Louise. She was at the bottom of the price scale. To call Louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination.
On Christmas Eve and with the help of an old bicycle pump, Louise came to life.
My sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours. Long after Santa had come and gone, I filled the dangling pantyhose with Louise's pliant legs and bottom. I also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. I went home, and giggled for a couple of hours.
The next morning my brother called to say that Santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him VERY happy but had left the dog confused. She would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more.
We all agreed that Louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional Christmas dinner.
My grandmother noticed Louise the moment she walked in the door.
"What the hell is that?" she asked.
My brother quickly explained, "It's a doll."
"Who would play with something like that?" Granny snapped.
I had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut.
"Where are her clothes?" Granny continued.
"Boy, that turkey sure smells nice Gran" Jay said, to steer her into the dining room.
But Granny was relentless.
"Why doesn't she have any teeth?"
Again, I could have answered, but why would I? It was Christmas and no one wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, "Hang on Granny, hang on!"
My grandfather, a delightful old man with poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, "Hey, who's the naked gal by the fireplace?"
I told him she was Jay's friend.
A few minutes later I noticed Grandpa by the mantel, talking to Louise. Not just talking, but actually flirting. It was then that we realized this might be Grandpa's last Christmas at home.
The dinner went well. We made the usual small talk about who had died, who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly Louise made a noise like my father in the bathroom in the morning.
Then, all of a sudden, she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa.
The cat screamed. I passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and Grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. My brother fell over in his chair backwards, and wet his pants.
Granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car.
It was indeed a Christmas to treasure and remember.
Later in my brother's garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of Louise's collapse. We discovered that Louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh.
Fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape, we restored her to perfect health!
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