Please be kind...

You? Scare me off? Methinks not.

Suck me off? I'm down with that!! LOL.

Computer frazzed on me. I'm thinking blunt end of a ball peen hammer to the CPU.

catsr2wild said:
mmmmmmmm.......maybe we should create a few together.... :kiss: :kiss: sorry I lost you on messenger...didn't mean to scare you off.... :kiss: :kiss:
 
BigDonGStone said:
You? Scare me off? Methinks not.

Suck me off? I'm down with that!! LOL.

Computer frazzed on me. I'm thinking blunt end of a ball peen hammer to the CPU.
lol...we all want to hammer the CPU upon occasion.... its ok I'm off and on every little bit anyways...as for the sucking part....anytime.... :p :p :p :p
 
My Bar Tab Is.... $410.

This is really fun! The only catch is: you cant ask the person who posted this anything about it! :)


Just read the "offense" list and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" then add up your total fine.

Title your post "My Bar Tab is $........"
You don't have to announce/confess your answers, just the total amount of your fine.

Ready? Then... let's begin!
Oh.... most importantly... Don't Forget This is JUST For Fun!
  • Smoked pot -- $10
  • Did acid -- $15
  • Ever had sex at church -- $25
  • Woke up in the morning and didn't know the person who was next to you-- $40
  • Had sex for money -- $100
  • Vandalized something -- $20
  • Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
  • Beat up someone -- $20
  • Been jumped -- $10
  • Crossed dressed -- $10
  • Given money to stripper -- $25 (Bachelor/Bachelorette parties DO count!)
  • Kissed someone whose name you didn't know --$10
  • Hit on someone of the same sex while at work-- $15
  • Used toys while having sex -- $30
  • Went skinny dipping -- $5
  • Had sex in a pool -- $20
  • Masturbated -- $5
  • Given oral -- $10
  • Been given/received oral -- $15
  • Given/received oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
  • Made a nasty home video -- $25
  • Had a threesome -- $50
  • Had 'outdoor' sex -- $20
  • Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
  • Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
  • Had sex with someone under 21 and you were over 27 -- $25
  • Been in love with two people at the same time -- $50
  • Went streaking -- $5
  • Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
  • Played spin the bottle -- $5
  • Had anal sex -- $80

Ok... ya done yet? If so... tally it up and title it.
 
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My bar tab is $505....

Victoria_2001_02769 said:
This is really fun! The only catch is: you cant ask the person who posted this anything about it! :)


Just read the "offense" list and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" then add up your total fine.

Title your post "My Bar Tab is $........"
You don't have to announce/confess your answers, just the total amount of your fine.

Ready? Then... let's begin!
Oh.... most importantly... Don't Forget This is JUST For Fun!
  • Smoked pot -- $10
  • Did acid -- $15
  • Ever had sex at church -- $25
  • Woke up in the morning and didn't know the person who was next to you-- $40
  • Had sex for money -- $100
  • Vandalized something -- $20
  • Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
  • Beat up someone -- $20
  • Been jumped -- $10
  • Crossed dressed -- $10
  • Given money to stripper -- $25 (Bachelor/Bachelorette parties DO count!)
  • Kissed someone whose name you didn't know --$10
  • Hit on someone of the same sex while at work-- $15
  • Used toys while having sex -- $30
  • Went skinny dipping -- $5
  • Had sex in a pool -- $20
  • Masturbated -- $5
  • Given oral -- $10
  • Been given/received oral -- $15
  • Given/received oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
  • Made a nasty home video -- $25
  • Had a threesome -- $50
  • Had 'outdoor' sex -- $20
  • Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
  • Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
  • Had sex with someone under 21 and you were over 27 -- $25
  • Been in love with two people at the same time -- $50
  • Went streaking -- $5
  • Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
  • Played spin the bottle -- $5
  • Had anal sex -- $80

Ok... ya done yet? If so... tally it up and title it.
Oh hell, I'm going to to go to hell aren't I? :D :D Thanks Sis, it was fun.... :kiss: :rose:
 
BigDonGStone said:
My bar tab is $480. Sheesh! I'm a hound!! (And come to think of it I'm damn proud of it!! LOL)


Have I mentioned I like you that way... :devil: :devil:
 
Uh.... my bar tab is $310... I must have lived a pretty sheltered life :confused:

:D



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ran57gr said:
Uh.... my bar tab is $310... I must have lived a pretty sheltered life :confused:

:D



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Thats ok you got time to remedy that and I'm sure NG will help.... :D :devil:
 
Good Morning {{{my Wild thang}}} :kiss: :rose: :kiss:
I see you were up early ~so I thought perhaps you would catch those Hugs ~squeezes & :kiss: s that Iam leaving for you :)
 
Don't wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.

Mark Victor Hansen
 
catsr2wild said:
Oh hell, I'm going to go to hell aren't I? :D :D Thanks Sis, it was fun.... :kiss: :rose:


I had thought myself fairly innocent or sheltered until I began to run the total on my 'tab'. $410 does not make me all that much of an 'innocent'. Dammit! :rolleyes:

And you're saying you're going to go to hell with a bar tab of $505? Oh my Darlin' Sis... I really DONT think you'll be there! :kiss:

You don't really think he'd take us just because of our Bar Tabs... do you? :confused:

So glad you didn't mind my putting the Bar Tab quiz up. I thought it would be fun too.


To BigDonG and Shreik:
Loved your 'bar tabs'. And here I thought you BOTH were so-o-o-o innocent! You're both just fine as you are. Don't go changing anything... ya hear?




For My Darlin' Sis...
:kiss: :rose: x 11 :heart:
 
ran57gr said:
We must get down to some serious work ASAP :D :kiss:



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I volunteer....my bar tab was $620!! Damn I must be a sick perverted male slut!!? Cats...? Can you help??
I even checked the addition 2 times!! With a calculator!!
 
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Victoria_2001_02769 said:
I had thought myself fairly innocent or sheltered until I began to run the total on my 'tab'. $410 does not make me all that much of an 'innocent'. Dammit! :rolleyes:

And you're saying you're going to go to hell with a bar tab of $505? Oh my Darlin' Sis... I really DONT think you'll be there! :kiss:

You don't really think he'd take us just because of our Bar Tabs... do you? :confused:

So glad you didn't mind my putting the Bar Tab quiz up. I thought it would be fun too.


To BigDonG and Shreik:
Loved your 'bar tabs'. And here I thought you BOTH were so-o-o-o innocent! You're both just fine as you are. Don't go changing anything... ya hear?




For My Darlin' Sis...
:kiss: :rose: x 11 :heart:

I hear :devil:
 
Hi,
wanted to drop in and say hi to Cat..... Big hugs and kisses hon! Miss our talks!
 
Wow, my Bar Tab is only $260...

And I'll get to working on something. ;)
 
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