Please be kind...

uatu said:
Mmmmm. ;) It works as a practical matter. I can always let you watch... :devil:

Ahhh yes I forgot another Kentucky hill rat..... I need to catch you on soon...I enjoyed watching you.....:D :D :devil: :devil:
 
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Papa-Joe said:
Pst, I set aside my whole Evening for that ;) :D
~~Good Morning *ya sexy WILD thang ya*:kiss: ~~~
kisses and licks you all over ;) :D have a good ONE Sweetie:kiss:

Planning ahead right...good man.....I think every Weds. should be a holiday and nobody has to work and all they do is get laid....:kiss: :kiss: Good morning Papa.....
 
Joke time.....

Everyone has their ups and downs - but this story is a real "downer"

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says, "I can cure this."
He throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" All you or your partner has to say is '1234,' and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another year." The guy goes home, and that night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123," and suddenly he gets an erection just as the witch
doctor said. His wife was facing the other way and turns over and says, "What did you say '123' for?"
 
Muahhhhhhh!

catsr2wild said:
Planning ahead right...good man.....I think every Weds. should be a holiday and nobody has to work and all they do is get laid....:kiss: :kiss: Good morning Papa.....
Good Morning *ya sexy SWEET thang*:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
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catsr2wild said:
Everyone has their ups and downs - but this story is a real "downer"

After a few years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says, "I can cure this."
He throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" All you or your partner has to say is '1234,' and it will go down. But be warned: It will not work again for another year." The guy goes home, and that night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123," and suddenly he gets an erection just as the witch
doctor said. His wife was facing the other way and turns over and says, "What did you say '123' for?"


Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: That is a great joke!! Thank you sweetie!!!!


Have a terrific day darling!!! :heart:
 
catsr2wild said:
Ahhh yes I forgot another Kentucky hill rat..... I need to catch you on soon...I enjoyed watching you.....:D :D :devil: :devil:

Oh yes, I'm all for that... :devil: I should be getting home around 10pm tonight....

Of course, were we in the same place, then I suppose things could be more... interactive. :devil: :kiss: :kiss: :p
 
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kayte said:
Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: That is a great joke!! Thank you sweetie!!!!


Have a terrific day darling!!! :heart:

((((kayte))))Hope your day is terrific as well:kiss: :kiss:
 
uatu said:
Oh yes, I'm all for that... :devil: I should be getting home around 10pm tonight....

Of course, were we in the same place, then I suppose things could be more... interactive. :devil: :kiss: :kiss: :p


Darn it I have to work tonight.....but I like...interactive;) ;) :kiss: :kiss:
 
catsr2wild said:
Shreik and I are still going to be there and the Hustler store sounds like a good option...thanks Woody...:kiss: :kiss:

hello Cats,
Just taking a quick break to say hi honey!:D And I love our new Hustler store that opened up in Sunrise. Ah to cum for. LOL yes bad joke. LOL
 
Erotica_Writings said:
hello Cats,
Just taking a quick break to say hi honey!:D And I love our new Hustler store that opened up in Sunrise. Ah to cum for. LOL yes bad joke. LOL


HI getting your story finished? Woody is pretty reliable about things so I'm guessing that will be what we do....oooo a field trip...I haven't been on one of those in years...hmmmm should I take my own snack?:D :D :p :p
 
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catsr2wild said:
mmmmmm....somebody is horny tonight........ so hon if your head is between my legs....when do I get my turn between yours....

Who says you get a turn ^_~ I could lay there between your legs AAAAAL night. How about you give CG some licking while I'm busy though, I don't have enough tongue for both of you (at the same time...)

-Zergplex
 
catsr2wild said:
Darn it I have to work tonight.....but I like...interactive;) ;) :kiss: :kiss:

Hmm... I suppose it's just as well, as one of my roommates is running several bittorrents and is killing our bandwidth. I expect to be up late Friday... maybe early Saturday.... we'll see... ;) :devil:

So.... how interactive were you thinking? :devil: :kiss:
 
Good Morning

ANDA very good morning 2 U Off today worked a double yesterday:kiss:
 
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Zergplex said:
Who says you get a turn ^_~ I could lay there between your legs AAAAAL night. How about you give CG some licking while I'm busy though, I don't have enough tongue for both of you (at the same time...)

-Zergplex


Hmmmmmmm.....maybe she and I will just do you.....;) ;) :rose:
 
uatu said:
Hmm... I suppose it's just as well, as one of my roommates is running several bittorrents and is killing our bandwidth. I expect to be up late Friday... maybe early Saturday.... we'll see... ;) :devil:

So.... how interactive were you thinking? :devil: :kiss:

How interactive do you want?;) :devil:
 
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Papa-Joe said:
~~~~~~~ Guess I try again:D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~:rose: :kiss:

Good morning Papa...sweet now am I? How might you be knowing that? Have a great day Tiger....:kiss: :p :kiss: :p
 
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