Please be kind...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-- Robert Frost
 
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-- Dick Van Dyke
 
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
-- Slappy White
 
What a man is contributes much more to his happiness than what he has, or how he is regarded by others.

Arthur Schopenhauer
 
In order to create there must be a dynamic force, and what force is more potent than love?

Igor Stravinsky
 
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
-- Charles Lamb
 
I hope everyone managed to enjoy their weekend one way or another. I managed to enjoy Friday even if the rest of the weekend didn't turn out to good.
 
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.
-- Robert Frost
 
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin
 
It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
-- William Faulkner
 
The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
-- Robert Paul
 
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
-- Ray Romano
 
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it—and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again—and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

Mark Twain
 
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
-- Josh Billings
 
Well (((((((((((((((((((((EW))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((Cat)))))))))))))))))))))))))
And Hi Shreik
I hope you are doing well and enjoying the begining of the week so far.
I know mine is going to be somewhat painfull besides the back I have a real good sunburn from mowing yesterday.
 
Well (((((((((((((((((((((EW))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((((((((((Cat)))))))))))))))))))))))))
And Hi Shreik
I hope you are doing well and enjoying the begining of the week so far.
I know mine is going to be somewhat painfull besides the back I have a real good sunburn from mowing yesterday.


Hello
Thank you and I understand the pain thing
 
*tip toes in and pulls kitty kat tail and runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns* hehehehehe

where is my sis??? miss you!
 
The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.
-- Robert Paul
 
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