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Advice is like Castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
-- Josh Billings
 
Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
-- Josh Billings
 
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-- Wendell Johnson
 
Hello {{{ya Wild thang}}}:kiss::kiss:
comes to visit and to see what has happened to you;)
Hope your doing ok ~Have a wonderful & fun Day:rose::kiss:
 
Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
-- Robert Orben
 
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
-- Johnny Carson
 
A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
-- Frank Sinatra (The Joker is Wild, 1957)
 
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
-- Robert Orben
 
Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it.
-- Bernard Meltzer
 
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty
 
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
-- Shunryu Suzuki Roshi
 
They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.
-- Ernest Hemingway
 
I made up my mind long ago that life was too short to do anything for myself that I could pay others to do for me.
-- Somerset Maugham
 
The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.
-- Finley Peter Dunne
 
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-- David Bissonnette
 
" I heard that now it is better to talk to your partner when making love. Where I come from that is more like Don'[t worry about it there are no cars coming."
Jeff Foxworthy from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour
 
Whatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this moment, are precisely the ones you need in your life at this moment. There is a hidden meaning behind all events, and this hidden meaning is serving your own evolution.

Deepak Chopra
 
Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it were your last. The past is over and gone. The future is not guaranteed.

Wayne Dyer
 
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