Please be kind...

[babydoll2u]

Hay everyone, hope everyone is allright, BTW HURICANES SUCK living in florida here, been hit by 3 in my area and one up norht,

you got that right Kurigan! Where in florida are you?
I'm an hour north of Tampa

Have a grrrrrrrrrreat day!

 

[babydoll2u]

Good morning sexy sis *bump*

 

[unit113]

Hello Cats and EW

Sure wish we were together we could have so much fun together the three of us making great sex and love together. Feeling the great pleasure that we could have the wonderful taste of both of you and the feeling of having you both a dream come true.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Re: Re: Re: Re: wooooooooohooooooooooo

Welll if you moved out of hurricane country.....btw... I think I want your houseboy.....

with my luck then it would turn into Tornado or earthquake Alley
Sure you can keep my house boy, I keep them stocked. lol the over active thoughts of an erotic mind

 

[unit113]

I am house boy

EW and Cats

I volunteer to be the house boy for both of you any time you want me. I will work for no pay just the two of you would be pay enough.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Re: I am house boy

EW and Cats

I volunteer to be the house boy for both of you any time you want me. I will work for no pay just the two of you would be pay enough.

How sweet, do you have your resume' ?

 

[catsr2wild]

Good morning {{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}


HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!!

Hi Kayte....hope you are having a lovely hump on hump day....

 

[catsr2wild]

Hay everyone, hope everyone is allright, BTW HURICANES SUCK living in florida here, been hit by 3 in my area and one up norht,

So that is where you have been...I'm glad you seem to be ok and are back...and yes my other Florida friends seem to feel the same way you do hon....I don't mind bad weather as long as everyone is safe...things can be replaced, people can't .... anyway welcome back hon...

 

[catsr2wild]

Good morning sexy sis *bump*

Afternoon....I still haven't been to bed.....

*bump* back at ya'

 

[catsr2wild]

Re: Re: I am house boy

How sweet, do you have your resume' ?

I am house boy
EW and Cats

I volunteer to be the house boy for both of you any time you want me. I will work for no pay just the two of you would be pay enough.



I'll vouch for him EW..... I'll send yours back.... :devil


I have special duties for him....

 

[catsr2wild]

Airline humor.....

Control Tower moment

The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers around the world.



WARNING: Some occasional bad language follows.

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Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

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Centre: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."

TWA 2341: "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

Centre: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

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From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm freaking bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"

Unknown aircraft: "I said I was freaking bored, not freaking stupid!"

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O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."

United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this . . . I've got the little Fokker in sight."

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A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?"

Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."

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[TennesseeMe]

Oh this could be fun.....

so tell me cats where were you on the night of Dec.. 31, 1999?

 

[TennesseeMe]

HAPPY HUMP DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} hope that your day is full of fun erotic, kinky things today!!!!


Oh Tennessee, If I was closer I would hump you

Oh MaryBears your only a computer link away.

 

[TennesseeMe]

you got that right Kurigan! Where in florida are you?
I'm an hour north of Tampa

Have a grrrrrrrrrreat day!

Writing down directions. An hour north of tampa, straight shot down 75 hmmmm

 

[catsr2wild]

more airline humor....

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.

San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able.

If you are not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the first traffic light and return to the airport."

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There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down.

Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."

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Taxiing down the tarmac, a DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned around, and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What, exactly, was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant. "It took us a while to find a new pilot."

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A Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"

Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."

Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"

Unknown voice from another pilot: "Because you lost the freaking war."

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Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7"

Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."

Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact. Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"


Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and, yes we copied Eastern . . . we've already notified our caterers."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned a round, and taxied back past the Cherokee.

Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?"

The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "Yep, I made it out of DC-8 parts.

Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.

So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."

The PA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.

Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground: (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark -- and I didn't land."

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While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.

An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to!

You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you and how I tell you!

You got that, US Air 2771?"

"Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.

Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.

Just then, an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

 

[catsr2wild]

so tell me cats where were you on the night of Dec.. 31, 1999?

lol...home.. we never go out on New Years...lol

 

[catsr2wild]

Writing down directions. An hour north of tampa, straight shot down 75 hmmmm

I have special duties for TM too and they have nothing to do with navigation.....

 

[MaryBears]

Oh MaryBears your only a computer link away.

yes true but would love the human touch

 

[unit113]

hello Ew and Cats

I have a resume you both would like, I think EW you need to ask Cats she can tell you my qualifications, she has my resume. and if you want it I can show you also. I just need you to PM me your e mail address and I can give it to you. Or Cats can give you ut I sent some qualifications to her yesterday.

to both of you beauties

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

Re: Airline humor.....

Control Tower moment

The following are accounts of actual exchanges between airline pilots and control towers around the world.



WARNING: Some occasional bad language follows.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Centre: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."

TWA 2341: "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"

Centre: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm freaking bored!" Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"

Unknown aircraft: "I said I was freaking bored, not freaking stupid!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."

United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this . . . I've got the little Fokker in sight."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?"

Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Very funny I think..lol Not sure about going on some of the flights... especially germany

 

[unit113]

hello Ew and Cats

I have a resume you both would like, I think EW you need to ask Cats she can tell you my qualifications, she has my resume. and if you want it I can show you also. I just need you to PM me your e mail address and I can give it to you. Or Cats can give you ut I sent some qualifications to her yesterday.

to both of you beauties

 

[soupy]

pool

Your most welcome Cats and I will have fun in the pool.....

Can I play...

I have my own stick for pool

 

[soupy]

evening

Good EVENING to all


bought it '04 1/2 Mitsubishi Endeavor

 

[babydoll2u]

Re: evening

Good EVENING to all


bought it '04 1/2 Mitsubishi Endeavor

YAAYY good for you Soupy....
have a pic of it yet??

 

[Harshaw]

Congrats on the new car man!

Evening Cats