Please be kind...

Re: Penis raise.....

catsr2wild said:
>I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
>reasons:
> I do physical labor.
> I work at great depths.
> I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
> I do not get weekends or holidays off.
> I work in a damp environment.
> I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
> I work in high temperatures.
> My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
> Sincerely,
> The Penis



> Dear Penis,
> After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the
following reasons:

>  You do not work eight hours straight.
>  You do not always follow the orders of the management
team.
>  You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen
> visiting other locations.
>  You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and
> stimulated in order to start working.
>  You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
>  You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
>  You will retire well before you are 65.
>  You are unable to work double shifts.
>  You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
>  And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

>Sincerely,
> The Management


Mine is always looking for a raise.:nana:
 
Re: Re: Penis raise.....

Originally posted by TennesseeMe
Mine is always looking for a raise.:nana:

Well...I thought it was always raised anyway...but I suppose if I licked it it would raise.....:p :p :p
 
Originally posted by skyace4
Meow........such a cute pussy cat.

Feeling purry here all day.:cathappy:

Hi skyace glad you came back by...
I feel purry most every day......:kiss: :p :kiss:
 
catsr2wild said:
Hi skyace glad you came back by...
I feel purry most every day......:kiss: :p :kiss:

So how has your day been?

I have been stalked by the 3 Siamese today, they even pounced me when I would try to read.
 
Re: Re: Re: Penis raise.....

catsr2wild said:
Well...I thought it was always raised anyway...but I suppose if I licked it it would raise.....:p :p :p


rising to the occasion.:nana:
 
Originally posted by skyace4
So how has your day been?

I have been stalked by the 3 Siamese today, they even pounced me when I would try to read.


My day has been uneventful for the most part....long though ....tomorrow won't be....
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Penis raise.....

Originally posted by TennesseeMe
rising to the occasion.:nana:


How nicely it does that..maybe I should suck on it some more....:p :p :p
 
:kiss: Good Morning{{{ya Wild & sexy thang ya}}}}}}:rose:
~lots of hugssss~smoochies~squeezes & kisses~for you
 
Good monring, Cats!

Hope you have a delightful Hump Day! The sun is finally shining here in Tennessee!

:rose: :kiss:
 
Originally posted by Papa-Joe
:kiss: Good Morning{{{ya Wild & sexy thang ya}}}}}}:rose:
~lots of hugssss~smoochies~squeezes & kisses~for you


{{{{{{{{{{{{{Papa}}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
Originally posted by anne27
Good monring, Cats!

Hope you have a delightful Hump Day! The sun is finally shining here in Tennessee!

:rose: :kiss:

No fair we didn't get any sun......Morning hon...hope you are enjoying your day
:kiss: :rose:
 
Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: Hope your day is a marvelous one sweetie!!!
 
Originally posted by kayte
Good morning {{{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}} :kiss: Hope your day is a marvelous one sweetie!!!

Me too ....I'm taking a friend of Shreiks to see him...1 he hasn't seen for awhile and then we go get his arm brace....
 
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