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arkavatar said:Morning, then it's well worth it
Yeah but my tongue is getting tired of that window cleaner taste....
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Papa-Joe said:He,heeeee heeeeee
Good Morning ((((((((ya WILD thang ya))))))))))
and THANKS muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It was pretty funny....I have some I need to post but never have the time...but that one, it caught my eye, I had to share...hope you have a super horny day too sweet thing...
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3 boobs????
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So how is everything going," inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights everything is wonderful. I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced, "as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God. "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts. So I figured that you needed only half of those. But I see that you are right. I will fix it right away. God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied. "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull; all the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see . . . where did I put that useless boob?"
Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that story about the rib?
Love you guys...if I can't have fun with you who can I have fun with?
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So how is everything going," inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights everything is wonderful. I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced, "as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God. "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts. So I figured that you needed only half of those. But I see that you are right. I will fix it right away. God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied. "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram, and the cow has her bull; all the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see . . . where did I put that useless boob?"
Now, doesn't THAT make more sense than that story about the rib?
Love you guys...if I can't have fun with you who can I have fun with?
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catsr2wild said:It sure is good to see you hon...any new pics by chance?I know a 1 track mind...thats me...lol
as soon as i can take them and post them. So how are you looking to tn for.....
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lorddragonwolf said:
I'm looking to spend a few days there camping this summer...let me know when you get to take them and post them..I think your thread is one I lost when Lit told me I didn't have a valid email account....
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StarStorm said:
Awwww shucks..... almost makes me forgive you for being too young....
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uatu said:Hmmmm..... passing through Louisville?
Good morning, Cats. {{{{{{cats}}}}}}
Morning hon...you will have to ask Papa as he will be driving...lol...course I could navigate him just right...Shriek says I'm a great person to navigate...
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anne27 said:Good morning, kitten!
Morning Sunshine...
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FyreKat said:
Survive it....I joined Curves and had my 1st workout today.....
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catsr2wild said:
Surely there are better ways to workout cats?
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catsr2wild said:
Good for you. Stick with it Baby
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horny_male_slut said:Surely there are better ways to workout cats?
Lol....yes but you are too far away to help me with it...
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uatu said:Sounds like fun.
And an excuse for a post-workout massage.
Ready when you are hon...I am hoping you were volunteering....
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bhg08054 said:Sheesh, I was only awol for like two nights......
But it's nice to be missed
Yes you were missed....
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