Please help me...

[freakygirl]

Wow, I go away for a little while and I almost miss an orgy in WA, and the fact that Tyrael is bi.

That's it. I'm never leaving my computer again.

Ummm......Dilly, Cowgirl, Freaky and Tyrael. Fuck, what a dream come true.

Um, who's picking me up?

I would.. but I'm making soup so I think it's Dilly and PCG that are picking you up..

 

[Tyrael]

Wow, I go away for a little while and I almost miss an orgy in WA, and the fact that Tyrael is bi.

That's it. I'm never leaving my computer again.

I thought I told you all I was bi.

Oh well, now you know....and knowing is half the battle!

 

[jass1960]

But what about LMPQRSTUV1234351426's (can't remember the original name, and I'm to lazy to go find it) original question?

I mean.. aren't we being rude hijacking this thread? Shouldn't we have started our own?

Got Lube?

Yes...poor (newbie) girl had a legitimate question to ask and what happened you regulars stole her thread ...shame!!!!

 

[freakygirl]

Yes...poor (newbie) girl had a legitimate question to ask and what happened you regulars stole her thread ...shame!!!!

OMG.. you can't be serious.. a legit question? She was able to find an erotic story site yet she couldn't type cock.. or penis into a search engine and come up with 800 million websites?

lmao.. A legitimate question.. hahahaha

 

[Tyrael]

OMG.. you can't be serious.. a legit question? She was able to find an erotic story site yet she couldn't type cock.. or penis into a search engine and come up with 800 million websites?

lmao.. A legitimate question.. hahahaha

Come on freakygurl, you know how hard it is to find a cock in this world.

Or maybe "she" decided to take my advice and looked up a medical book and found one of them there dicks riddled with genital warts or herpes and decided cocks weren't for "her".

 

[freakygirl]

Come on freakygurl, you know how hard it is to find a cock in this world.

Or maybe "she" decided to take my advice and looked up a medical book and found one of them there dicks riddled with genital warts or herpes and decided cocks weren't for "her".

lmao.. I thought you were on your way to my house. What are you still doing online?

 

[jass1960]

OMG.. you can't be serious.. a legit question? She was able to find an erotic story site yet she couldn't type cock.. or penis into a search engine and come up with 800 million websites?

lmao.. A legitimate question.. hahahaha

You are so cynical.........

 

[freakygirl]

You are so cynical.........

*runs off to dictionary.com to look up cynical*

Is that good or bad? Did you not read the whole thread? I'm an admited airhead.. jeez.. such big words for my little brain

 

[Calamity Jane]

Wow, I go away for a little while and I almost miss an orgy in WA, and the fact that Tyrael is bi.

That's it. I'm never leaving my computer again.

Ummm......Dilly, Cowgirl, Freaky and Tyrael. Fuck, what a dream come true.

Um, who's picking me up?

Me and Dilly and Tyreal are picking you up darlin... are ya ready?

I invited Lavy, but in typical texas fashion, she hasn't rsvp'd.

 

[Mischka]

I invited Lavy, but in typical texas fashion, she hasn't rsvp'd.

Ahem. In typical Missourah fashion, not all the Texans were invited. Hrrmph.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Ahem. In typical Missourah fashion, not all the Texans were invited. Hrrmph.

Only because I was saving the best for last i think that's a really good cover story, don't you?

 

[Mischka]

Nice save.

 

[lavender]

 

[jass1960]

*runs off to dictionary.com to look up cynical*

Is that good or bad? Did you not read the whole thread? I'm an admited airhead.. jeez.. such big words for my little brain

read a whole thread?

steady on...what is the point in that?...I thought you were supposed to jump in the middle - doesn't Laurel ban you for reading the thread properly

 

[Ask For More]

Ok, I made my appearance.

So I'm fashionably late. Sue me.

I'll just bend you over and give you a good rodgering if you don't mind.
Legal action can get so complicated

 

[freakygirl]

The last (4th) loaf of bread just came out of the bread machine..

The soup is done (and wonderful)


WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE?


I was just counting.. I'm going to have my ex husband, his wife, my mom, me, my boyfriend, my little brothers ex girlfriend Jennifer, her husband Clyde, Mitchell and Michaela (nephew and niece), Ben, Megan, Zach, Kimber, Cherise, Tommy, Sean, Nick, Johnny, and Zachy all at my house..

7 adults.. 12 kids

am I fucking stupid or what?

 

[jass1960]

am I fucking stupid or what?

...no comment.....

 

[freakygirl]

...no comment.....

Eat me

 

[Calamity Jane]

bump for the wolfman

 

[Rubyfruit]

I thought I told you all I was bi.

Oh well, now you know....and knowing is half the battle!

Ok, I know I'm not the only woman here salivating at the thought of Tyrael deep throating Dilly's monster cock, am I?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Ok, I know I'm not the only woman here salivating at the thought of Tyrael deep throating Dilly's monster cock, am I?

nope

between that... freaky invading my ass with her strap-on... shaving you and her... the texas contingent... i'm having a REALLY hard time concentrating.

 

[Black_Bird]

bump for the wolfman

Since when was I a wolfman?

Just because I howl at the moon... some people!

 

[kiwiwolf]

bump for the wolfman

*speeds into the thread dick in hand looking for the action*... sorry I'm late folks... it's a hell of a long swim from NZ... Ruby... how about you demonstrate that tatt idea for me...

 

[Calamity Jane]

damn... the orgy just gets better and better

 

[kiwiwolf]

Since when was I a wolfman?

Just because I howl at the moon... some people!

Jesus... who let the bird out... here budgie, budgie, budgie...