Plot Bunny Pens

[ADirtyPerv]

But what about the kreptoids-are-three-polar-bears-in-a-trenchcoat rumor?

It would explain the staggering size and monstrous hunger for seal-flesh. My plot bunnies are mere snacks in comparison!

 

[dirk2024]

It would explain the staggering size and monstrous hunger for seal-flesh. My plot bunnies are mere snacks in comparison!

"Mmm...seal flesh."

Burps in polar bear.

 

[anthrodisiac]

"Mmm...seal flesh."

Burps in polar bear.

I feel like I'm about to have to update the "number of days since last polar bear attack" in my signature...

 

[Statius]

I feel like I'm about to have to update the "number of days since last polar bear attack" in my signature...

We're due, that's why I haven't been around, I'm hiding from polar bears, or anything possibly wearing an ill fitting tench

 

[Statius]

There's a company near me that makes hyper-realistic sex dolls. Last I heard, they were experimenting with AI in their sex dolls, giving them personalities, accents. It was a couple years ago last I heard about it, God only knows where they're at now.

I think you know more than you're telling

 

[ADirtyPerv]

I think you know more than you're telling

Anthro is the CEO, and the secret is that they only make tamandua sex dolls.

Edit: naturally, the slogan is "Taman-do-me"

 

[anthrodisiac]

Anthro is the CEO, and the secret is that they only make tamandua sex dolls.

Edit: naturally, the slogan is "Taman-do-me"

We make more than just tamanduas, we also make-

Uh, I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about... *arf*

Okay, fine, yeah, it's my company. Everyone should check it out. You can go to Anth-Ho Dolls and use promo code "stop mauling me" for 15% off your lifelike anthro doll, all of which use our proprietary AI, Clawed, for smooth, natural, sexy interactions that can be as chaste or dirty as you like. AHD highly recommends our newest doll, Spike, the hunky echidna, for those who like four-headed penises and can't get enough of that accent

 

[BeechLeaf]

Echidna sex dolls? How do you use them? *reads instructions* 'Very, very carefully.'

 

[NuclearFairy]

Echidna sex dolls? How do you use them? *reads instructions* 'Very, very carefully.'

Not as carefully as the porcupine I'm sure.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Free use bun bun:

Hints of Bergamot - Two best friends, one is a perfume critic with a successful blog (remember blogs?). The other teases her about a common phrase in every post. Everything has hints of Bergamot, because it's a common ingredient in perfume, and the phrase sounds elegant.

Inevitably, there will be an oral sex scene, and the phrase will come up again...

"You smell so good..."

"Don't even say it."

Etc.

Releasing this particular bun bun because I don't know a thing about perfume, other than it often has bergamot.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Free Range Bun-Bun Alert!

Last night I had a dream, where there were a bunch of people who suffered from a congenital condition that caused them to grow sugar crystals in their brains.

Only no one knew about this, cause Santa would take them up to his workshop and grind the sugar crystals out of their head.

That is, until Santa went missing.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Free Range Bun-Bun Alert!

Last night I had a dream, where there were a bunch of people who suffered from a congenital condition that caused them to grow sugar crystals in their brains.

Only no one knew about this, cause Santa would take them up to his workshop and grind the sugar crystals out of their head.

That is, until Santa went missing.

Whatever chemical is causing Nuc's dreams, she ought to package it and sell it. She could retire within twenty minutes.

I'm first in line. Dibs!

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Free use, able to be bred, extremely fertile bun-bun. I'm releasing it because I want to make an experiment with this, but I know some of you might might like this idea:

The protagonist is working as a concierge in a residential building with very strict rules about privacy. The catch? Every tennant of this building is a sex worker of sorts. Your choosing of type of sex worker.

One of the rules is hands off the resident, but many of them seek in the concierge friendship, comfort... They pretty much treat them like one would a bartender or a taxi driver, but are more closer to them.

Will the concierge fall for one (or more)? Will they remain professional?

Gender and species (for the non-human writers) are at your complete disposal. Me though, I'm using this to experiment with an epiphany I just had with the Literotica game. I'll report on it when the experiment is over.

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Free use character PB, spawned after a long, winding conversation with my wife:

He calls his dick "Flavor" - "Ooh, baby, you know you want some Flavor tonight." Etc.. That's it. Your task is to construct a character who would legitimately do such a thing, because it's so fucking ridiculous.

My idea, and please abandon if you see fit, was that he's a Hollywood Boulevard street performer - a scuzzy dudebro. He puts on this persona for tourists, specifically hitting on older ladies, 60+. When they ask him what he's doing, he says he's a tour guide, and guides them around in this horrid, ridiculous persona. They never know if he's actually trying to seduce them or do his job. It's actually both, he's into them for sure. Maybe he seduces a pair of old ladies who want to know how Flavor tastes?

 

[anthrodisiac]

Free use character PB, spawned after a long, winding conversation with my wife:

He calls his dick "Flavor" - "Ooh, baby, you know you want some Flavor tonight." Etc.. That's it. Your task is to construct a character who would legitimately do such a thing, because it's so fucking ridiculous.

My idea, and please abandon if you see fit, was that he's a Hollywood Boulevard street performer - a scuzzy dudebro. He puts on this persona for tourists, specifically hitting on older ladies, 60+. When they ask him what he's doing, he says he's a tour guide, and guides them around in this horrid, ridiculous persona. They never know if he's actually trying to seduce them or do his job. It's actually both, he's into them for sure. Maybe he seduces a pair of old ladies who want to know how Flavor tastes?

Chad, Brad, Thad, any four-letter name ending in -ad works for this character.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Chad, Brad, Thad, any four-letter name ending in -ad works for this character.

Rad.

 

[Statius]

Rad.

Cad

 

[NuclearFairy]

Cad

Lad

 

[anthrodisiac]

Nobody knows how to count...

Vlad.

Come on, people.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Nobody knows how to count...

Vlad.

Come on, people.

Oh. Tad.

Shit! It's contagious!

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Nobody knows how to count...

Vlad.

Come on, people.

iPad. There, it's 4 letters.

 

[Statius]

Nobody knows how to count...

Vlad.

Come on, people.

Mine has a point, though. It kinda means something

 

[NuclearFairy]

Mine has a point, though. It kinda means something

Chad the cad?

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/i-have-this-image-of-a-female-character-in-my-head.1652142/

 

[Statius]

Chad the cad?

There it is! But what if, for sake of a silly story, his actual name is Cad? Or he realizes what he he is and owns it, uses Cad as his working name on these tours?