Politics Board Performance Monkeys

[Rebel5soul]

I was just going to post this in the “$2 Gas” thread but it was clear that it just would have gotten lost in the noise so here we go.

I started the $2/gal. thread for two reasons. The first being that I thought it was amusing that a gas station in Denver would advertise gas at #1.99/gal. Obviously it was an Andy Warhol “15 minutes of fame” moment. No one in their right mind (important operative phrase there, “in their right mind”) would believe that was sustainable. Hell, given the price of crude it wasn’t even justifiable back then.

Which brings me to the second reason. I knew that the Politics Board Performance Monkeys would flock to the thread, publically masturbating and throwing shit because that’s what monkeys do. I first posted that thread in Dec. 2025 and here we are in Sept. of 2026 and the performance monkeys are still in here, publicly flagellating themselves while flinging fecal material. Fucking amazing.

I believe I’ve earned Wat’s coveted “Triggered Award”, with a wreath no less.

 

[ll74]

So another masturbatory thread.
How Rory of you.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Here, have their trigger:

 

[Rebel5soul]

Here, have their trigger:


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I'm honored.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm honored.

IHC = I'm Honored Completely.

 

[Lazaran]

Racist5soul aka Shit4brains was “just joking”…

Racist5soul aka Shit4brains “just did it to trigger / own the libs”…



Racist5soul aka Shit4brains actually wins The Rightard thread-FAIL award aka The MR



Racist5soul aka Shit4brains



WE. TOLD. THEM. SO.

 

[DeluxAuto]

in some locals. Who'd of thought they'd ever see that again?

Gas in Denver.

Would ya look at that. $1.88, $1.89 and in Denver of all places.

You stupid bastards never learn.

Admitting to being a lying piece of shit is certainly a choice.

Every time one of your retarded prediction threads inevitably fails miserably, you come back with this "bait thread!" bullshit.

1. You're a masochist who enjoys having your head kicked in.​

2. You really and truly are this fucking stupid.​

It happens too often not to be one of the two scenarios above.

 

[coati]

I was just going to post this in the “$2 Gas” thread but it was clear that it just would have gotten lost in the noise so here we go.

I started the $2/gal. thread for two reasons. The first being that I thought it was amusing that a gas station in Denver would advertise gas at #1.99/gal. Obviously it was an Andy Warhol “15 minutes of fame” moment. No one in their right mind (important operative phrase there, “in their right mind”) would believe that was sustainable. Hell, given the price of crude it wasn’t even justifiable back then.

Which brings me to the second reason. I knew that the Politics Board Performance Monkeys would flock to the thread, publically masturbating and throwing shit because that’s what monkeys do. I first posted that thread in Dec. 2025 and here we are in Sept. of 2026 and the performance monkeys are still in here, publicly flagellating themselves while flinging fecal material. Fucking amazing.

I believe I’ve earned Wat’s coveted “Triggered Award”, with a wreath no less.

MAGAt revisionism ^^^.

 

[coati]

And what the hell happened to $2/gallon gas and lower prices for everything?

Promises made, promises broken. MAGAts are the most gullible fools on Planet Earth.

 

[Saint_Ann]

There's 3 of those monkeys now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Buffalogurl]

I was just going to post this in the “$2 Gas” thread but it was clear that it just would have gotten lost in the noise so here we go.

I started the $2/gal. thread for two reasons. The first being that I thought it was amusing that a gas station in Denver would advertise gas at #1.99/gal. Obviously it was an Andy Warhol “15 minutes of fame” moment. No one in their right mind (important operative phrase there, “in their right mind”) would believe that was sustainable. Hell, given the price of crude it wasn’t even justifiable back then.

Which brings me to the second reason. I knew that the Politics Board Performance Monkeys would flock to the thread, publically masturbating and throwing shit because that’s what monkeys do. I first posted that thread in Dec. 2025 and here we are in Sept. of 2026 and the performance monkeys are still in here, publicly flagellating themselves while flinging fecal material. Fucking amazing.

I believe I’ve earned Wat’s coveted “Triggered Award”, with a wreath no less.

Well played .... very well played

 

[DeluxAuto]

Well played .... very well played

Welcome back, AJ.

 

[Rebel5soul]

There's 3 of those monkeys now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny how they self-identify. I didn't mention any names in the OP, just a character type.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Funny how they self-identify. I didn't mention any names in the OP, just a character type.

That would be Hair Triggering . . . .

 

[DeluxAuto]

Funny how they self-identify. I didn't mention any names in the OP, just a character type.

You gave us another opportunity to make fun of your misfortune. Of course we'll take it, shit for brains.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I was just going to post this in the “$2 Gas” thread but it was clear that it just would have gotten lost in the noise so here we go.

I started the $2/gal. thread for two reasons. The first being that I thought it was amusing that a gas station in Denver would advertise gas at #1.99/gal. Obviously it was an Andy Warhol “15 minutes of fame” moment. No one in their right mind (important operative phrase there, “in their right mind”) would believe that was sustainable. Hell, given the price of crude it wasn’t even justifiable back then.

Which brings me to the second reason. I knew that the Politics Board Performance Monkeys would flock to the thread, publically masturbating and throwing shit because that’s what monkeys do. I first posted that thread in Dec. 2025 and here we are in Sept. of 2026 and the performance monkeys are still in here, publicly flagellating themselves while flinging fecal material. Fucking amazing.

I believe I’ve earned Wat’s coveted “Triggered Award”, with a wreath no less.

I’ve noticed that the corp type places springing up round these parts (Shittzz, BuckNuts, and others) will have gas .20c cheaper for a couple of months to generate bizz…then hit you with overpriced by .10-.20 for the next few to make up for loss.

 

[Lazaran]

You gave us another opportunity to make fun of your misfortune. Of course we'll take it, shit for brains.

This

SOOOOOO much this

(I’m actually waiting for the NEXT thread-FAIL from one of the PB MAGAts (after this one, of course).



We. Told. Them. So.

 

[DeluxAuto]

This

SOOOOOO much this

(I’m actually waiting for the NEXT thread-FAIL from one of the PB MAGAts (after this one, of course).



We. Told. Them. So.

mAnn is very sad we're fucking up the flow of his circle jerk thread .

 

[Lazaran]

mAnn is very sad we're fucking up the flow of his circle jerk thread .

They forgot which stroke they were on???

Who’s turn it was to stroke who???



We. Told. Them. So.

 

[stxjimmy]

I was just going to post this in the “$2 Gas” thread but it was clear that it just would have gotten lost in the noise so here we go.

I started the $2/gal. thread for two reasons. The first being that I thought it was amusing that a gas station in Denver would advertise gas at #1.99/gal. Obviously it was an Andy Warhol “15 minutes of fame” moment. No one in their right mind (important operative phrase there, “in their right mind”) would believe that was sustainable. Hell, given the price of crude it wasn’t even justifiable back then.

Which brings me to the second reason. I knew that the Politics Board Performance Monkeys would flock to the thread, publically masturbating and throwing shit because that’s what monkeys do. I first posted that thread in Dec. 2025 and here we are in Sept. of 2026 and the performance monkeys are still in here, publicly flagellating themselves while flinging fecal material. Fucking amazing.

I believe I’ve earned Wat’s coveted “Triggered Award”, with a wreath no less.

Reminds me of derpy retrospectively trying to justify his crass stupidity re carbon and water.

 

[Saint_Ann]

mAnn is very sad we're fucking up the flow of his circle jerk thread .

What's that current gas price at in pump in Californistan today? Still $2 above the national average. Lol.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Reminds me of derpy retrospectively trying to justify his crass stupidity re carbon and water.

That's the Steve Urkle "I meant to do that" defense of their stupidity.

 

[DeluxAuto]

They forgot which stroke they were on???

Who’s turn it was to stroke who???



We. Told. Them. So.

Those idiots could fuck up their brother's wet dream.

 

[stxjimmy]

That's the Steve Urkle "I meant to do that" defense of their stupidity.

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Easier that way than developing cogent argument in the first place.

 

[Lazaran]

Those idiots could fuck up their brother's wet dream.

Their brother who is also their father???