Pool Tables

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Love them as location/action starter in stories. The metaphors of balls and sticks... the raised asses as a lady (or guy I guess) bends over. dangling cleavage. And finally, fellatio, cunnilingus, or fucking on the felt...
 
The felt...does nothing to help cushion your body from the slate and I think it's easier to get a rug burn from it too. :(

The other stuff can be really hot though. :)
 
The felt...does nothing to help cushion your body from the slate and I think it's easier to get a rug burn from it too. :(

The other stuff can be really hot though. :)

*ouch*


never let reality spoil a good fantasy :)

unless you find the pain a turn on, in which case the story goes in BDSM :)
 
A full-sized pool table is roughly the same size and shape as a queen-sized bed. Maybe a married couple are staying with friends, and there is nowhere else to sleep but on the pool table. As they doze in and out of consciousness, they forget where they are, imagine that they are at home in their marital bed, and just do what comes naturally.

Their hosts, of course, are watching from the doorway..... and maybe they decide to join in......
 
It's a visual idea that just does not hold up to reality, trust me. Still, you could have a friendly wager involved with winner take all!
 
WTF is it about getting fucked on a pool table? Too white trash for me. I keep getting the image of puke, sawdust, cowboy hats, vinyl booth seats, slutty airheads with unresolved daddy issues, crappy lighting, older bar-servers with (Kiss From A Rose) Seal's kind of bad skin and missing teeth, and bad country music. Shit that belongs on Jerry Springer & Maury.

Why does that shit turn people on?
 
WTF is it about getting fucked on a pool table? Too white trash for me. I keep getting the image of puke, sawdust, cowboy hats, vinyl booth seats, slutty airheads with unresolved daddy issues, crappy lighting, older bar-servers with (Kiss From A Rose) Seal's kind of bad skin and missing teeth, and bad country music. Shit that belongs on Jerry Springer & Maury.

Why does that shit turn people on?

mmmmm...did you say "slutty airheads with unresolved daddy issues"?????:D
 
a sexy red halter top that allows puffy nipples to show through and shorts might make some guys distracted! hee!
 
I think it's hot! For all the dirty reasons Defiant just said! Plus, it's fun to make it a betting situation too!
 
WTF is it about getting fucked on a pool table? Too white trash for me. I keep getting the image of puke, sawdust, cowboy hats, vinyl booth seats, slutty airheads with unresolved daddy issues, crappy lighting, older bar-servers with (Kiss From A Rose) Seal's kind of bad skin and missing teeth, and bad country music. Shit that belongs on Jerry Springer & Maury.

Why does that shit turn people on?

If fucking on a pool table isn't trashy enough for you, how about in a dumpster? It's soft, hidden from view, and warm. The smell might be a turn-off, but it's cheaper than a motel room.
 
If fucking on a pool table isn't trashy enough for you, how about in a dumpster? It's soft, hidden from view, and warm. The smell might be a turn-off, but it's cheaper than a motel room.

and sometimes people toss mattresses in em
 
If fucking on a pool table isn't trashy enough for you, how about in a dumpster? It's soft, hidden from view, and warm. The smell might be a turn-off, but it's cheaper than a motel room.

aren't the freshly delivered ones steam cleaned?
 
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I'm thinking about the type that sits in an alley behind a restaurant. That way, you can treat your date to a fuck AND a meal, all for free.

classy.

I do remember reading a series a long time ago about a wife who liked picking up bums. It obviously did well enough that it had sequels.
 
... the raised asses as a lady (or guy I guess) bends over. dangling cleavage...
Mind you, I’m not saying it couldn’t be done, but anyone who can compose an erotic story about a guy who gets his lady hot by raising his ass bending over a pool table and dangling his cleavage is some fucking good writer in my book. :rolleyes:
 
classy.

I do remember reading a series a long time ago about a wife who liked picking up bums. It obviously did well enough that it had sequels.

I'll admit that what it lacks in charm, it makes up for in disgustingness. But it was inspired by a true story from a Canadian friend of mine. He liked to bed his one-night-stand conquests in dumpsters behind restaurants. But as he explained to me, "It was cold, eh? And the garbage was, like, frozen, so it didn't smell all that bad!"
 
I haven't read everything here, but what about this:

Let's say 2 couples are spending a weekend together in a rented house. When the guys find out that there is a pool table, they do nothing but playing pool.

The girls get pissed, they had something different in mind than just watching the guys play pool. After all, to play pool you didn't have to rent an entire house and drive like 100 miles ... Instead, the ladies both thought about having some nice sex with their husbands. And since the ladies are open minded, they even thought swinging ...

Suddenly, one of them ladies has an idea: "A pool table has 6 holes, right? Well, I have 3 holes, and you have 3 holes, so maybe we should show them to the guys."

They put on some hot lingerie and walk to the basement, where the pool table is standing. "Hey guys, if you like to play with a stick and some balls, we have some new holes for you ...."
 
We've got Trouble! Right here in River City! With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pool!

Knowing show tunes doesn't make me gay, does it?......Carney (not that there's anything wrong with that, of course)
 
Don't forget the classic "girl teases guy with her stick to break his concentration". I know it breaks my concentration.
 
Don't forget the classic "girl teases guy with her stick to break his concentration". I know it breaks my concentration.

And don't forget: she wears a short skirt and a top with a big cleavage. So when she bends over to aim, she shows some insight downblouse and maybe even her skirt slips up.

Just imagine: he is standing on the other side of the table and he looks downblouse her top. She is braless, so he can see her tits completely naked. He tries to focus on the match (maybe he made a bet with a lot of money), so he walks around the pool, to avoid being distracted by her boobs. But now, when he stands on the other side, he notices that her skirt slipped up very high. Half her butt is uncovered and it is obvious, that she doesn't wear panties. This is too much for him. He throws away his stick and starts to feel her up, so she can play with his own stick ...
 
another new idea (that's why I started a new post)

2 guys are playing for money in Steves basement. Steve is a good player, but not good enough. Marty already won a lot of money from him, he is clearly better when it comes to pool.
Steve tries to distract Marty, but no matter what he does (like turning on some music or bringing some beer), Marty is still better. So Steve excuses himself and leaves the room to go to the restroom.
But instead of the restroom, he goes to the living room, where his sister (or his wife) Sarah is sitting. (I prefer sister). He tells her that he has a big problem. A pool bet for about $10.000 and he is about to loose big time. She has to help him, to distract Marty. Maybe she could come in and strip. Or even better: she could sneak in (the pool room is dimly lit), hide under the table, and before Marty goes for his final shot, she could start playing with his cock, or maybe giving him a blowjob from below the table. That way, Marty sure would miss.

Of course, his sister tells him to fuck off, but after he offers her half the money, she gives in. $5000 for some cockteasing or a blowjob is easy earned money ... usually she does that kind of stuff for free.

So Steve goes back in and his sister sneakes in, too. It is a warm day, so the guys are only wearing thin shorts, and when the final shot is about to happen, Sarah pulls down his pants and starts to suck on his dick.

When I think about what could happen then ... of course, he is surprised, but when he notices that it's a nice girl who sucks on his cock, he doesn't stop her. Maybe getting a blowjob makes him an even better pool player, so when he shoots is load, he also makes his winning shot on the table. So as a reward, Sarah becomes $5000 from Marty.

Or, because the room is so dimly lit, Sarah made a mistake and it wasn't Marty, but her own brother. Of course, receiving a blowjob from his own sister, while he plays for $10.000 distracted him, so he missed. Or he managed to win and he tells Marty that receiving a blowjob from his own sister was better then any doping. So since Marty lost so much money, he asks if he at least will receive a blowjob, too. When he notices, that Steve gives his sister money, he offers money, too ...
 
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