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The felt...does nothing to help cushion your body from the slate and I think it's easier to get a rug burn from it too.
The other stuff can be really hot though.![]()
WTF is it about getting fucked on a pool table? Too white trash for me. I keep getting the image of puke, sawdust, cowboy hats, vinyl booth seats, slutty airheads with unresolved daddy issues, crappy lighting, older bar-servers with (Kiss From A Rose) Seal's kind of bad skin and missing teeth, and bad country music. Shit that belongs on Jerry Springer & Maury.
Why does that shit turn people on?

WTF is it about getting fucked on a pool table? Too white trash for me. I keep getting the image of puke, sawdust, cowboy hats, vinyl booth seats, slutty airheads with unresolved daddy issues, crappy lighting, older bar-servers with (Kiss From A Rose) Seal's kind of bad skin and missing teeth, and bad country music. Shit that belongs on Jerry Springer & Maury.
Why does that shit turn people on?
If fucking on a pool table isn't trashy enough for you, how about in a dumpster? It's soft, hidden from view, and warm. The smell might be a turn-off, but it's cheaper than a motel room.
If fucking on a pool table isn't trashy enough for you, how about in a dumpster? It's soft, hidden from view, and warm. The smell might be a turn-off, but it's cheaper than a motel room.
aren't the freshly delivered ones steam cleaned?
I'm thinking about the type that sits in an alley behind a restaurant. That way, you can treat your date to a fuck AND a meal, all for free.
Mind you, I’m not saying it couldn’t be done, but anyone who can compose an erotic story about a guy who gets his lady hot by raising his ass bending over a pool table and dangling his cleavage is some fucking good writer in my book.... the raised asses as a lady (or guy I guess) bends over. dangling cleavage...
classy.
I do remember reading a series a long time ago about a wife who liked picking up bums. It obviously did well enough that it had sequels.

Don't forget the classic "girl teases guy with her stick to break his concentration". I know it breaks my concentration.