Porn Ruins Everything

[AchtungNight]

If you can laugh about it, forgive and move on, porn doesn't have to ruin anything. But if you must concentrate on the impurity, shame, and dissatisfaction, well... you have to lie in the bed you have made.

 

[Djmac1031]

If you can laugh about it, forgive and move on, porn doesn't have to ruin anything. But if you must concentrate on the impurity, shame, and dissatisfaction, well... you have to lie in the bed you have made.

Um, you kinda missed the joke. The point of the post isn't to seriously suggest porn "ruins" anything. Only to have a little fun with those day to day things we may see that seem "dirty" even when they aren't meant to be.

 

[SimonDoom]

Every time I see this thread title, I want to set it to the tune of Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Love Changes Everything."

 

[AchtungNight]

Um, you kinda missed the joke. The point of the post isn't to seriously suggest porn "ruins" anything. Only to have a little fun with those day to day things we may see that seem "dirty" even when they aren't meant to be.

Yeah, I got it. Sorry.

 

[Djmac1031]

Yeah, I got it. Sorry.

No worries.

 

[MrPixel]

A woman very close to me but many years my senior used to refer to getting blow out as "getting a blowjob" - killed me every time she said it

Oh, nothing like the local "grande dame" of considerable wealth in our area. Every time we engage in conversation she has to refer to her cat as "my pussy". I swallow my tongue every time.

 

[Bazzle]

Oh, nothing like the local "grande dame" of considerable wealth in our area. Every time we engage in conversation she has to refer to her cat as "my pussy". I swallow my tongue every time.

The running joke in the 1970's sitcom Are you being served. Mrs Slocombe's pussy.

 

[Devinter]

When someone declares that they love getting facials, a skin-care routine isn't the first thing that comes to mind..

(Except maybe the kind that @EmilyMiller would use!)

 

[EmilyMiller]

When someone declares that they love getting facials, a skin-care routine isn't the first thing that comes to mind..

(Except maybe the kind that @EmilyMiller would use!)

Skin shaming isn’t allowed on Lit. Oh, wait! That’s kink shaming

Emily

 

[LeinadVirgo]

Skin shaming isn’t allowed on Lit. Oh, wait! That’s kink shaming

Emily

Oh oh oh, i volunteer either way

 

[EmilyMiller]

Oh oh oh, i volunteer either way

To do some shaming?

Emily

 

[LeinadVirgo]

To do some shaming?

Emily

To be shamed of course

 

[Trionyx]

My phone pinged today with the message ‘XYX wants to share your hotspot.’ And here I thought she was looking for a threesome.

 

[Devinter]

Skin shaming isn’t allowed on Lit. Oh, wait! That’s kink shaming

Emily

Depending on your point of view, I was paying you a compliment!

 

[Bamagan]

 

[Devinter]

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[Cubik]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7269544549490576686

Post a link to TikTok again and I WILL ban you.

 

[Zootonius]

Just saw a photo of a crowd at a college basketball game. Some one was holding up a sign reading,

I BJ

Why do I think the photo editor went out of his way to pick that one.

 

[Rustyoznail]

A friend posted on FB...

"We're getting ready for a fun night with my big sister."

I think they were going to a trivia night at the pub, but I'm not entirely sure.

 

[StillStunned]

A friend posted on FB...

"We're getting ready for a fun night with my big sister."

I think they were going to a trivia night at the pub, but I'm not entirely sure.

As long as you stopped your autopilot before you replied, "This belongs in I/T."

 

[Rustyoznail]

As long as you stopped your autopilot before you replied, "This belongs in I/T."

I did think that.