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[Comentarista82]

Though he'd prefer to find some women who'd like him to suckle at their breasts.

how many women do you think would endow him with such favor?

 

[asian2015]

how many women do you think would endow him with such favor?

Probably only if she's his owner.

 

[Comentarista82]

Probably only if she's his owner.

Egad! Sounds like he'll have to cower for her!

 

[asian2015]

Egad! Sounds like he'll have to cower for her!

He should get a crown for her!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

He should get a crown for her!

Encrusted with rubies as bright as rowan berries.

 

[asian2015]

Encrusted with rubies as bright as rowan berries.

oooo that'd be nice, he should ensure they do not turn brown!

 

[Ramkhadak]

oooo that'd be nice, he should ensure they do not turn brown!

Crown jewels always retain their color

 

[Tio_Narratore]

oooo that'd be nice, he should ensure they do not turn brown!

Better yet she invite him into a sylvan bower.

 

[Comentarista82]

Better yet she invite him into a sylvan bower.

...wearing her regal robes???

 

[Steadfast421]

...wearing her regal robes???

And offering him beers.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And offering him beers.

brewed from fermented sugar beets.

 

[Steadfast421]

brewed from fermented sugar beets.

A few good belts of that would make me sick.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A few good belts of that would make me sick.

and hopefully make a quick exit from the table.

 

[Steadfast421]

and hopefully make a quick exit from the table.

You may be abler to tolerate that witch’s brew.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You may be abler to tolerate that witch’s brew.

Witch's brew or regal quaff?

 

[Steadfast421]

Witch's brew or regal quaff?

Neither. Just not great.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Neither. Just not great.

I tend to agree.

 

[Steadfast421]

I tend to agree.

Thanks. I don’t like greed.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thanks. I don’t like greed.

For sure avarice doesn't make the grade.

 

[Steadfast421]

For sure avarice doesn't make the grade.

EGADS! No

 

[Tio_Narratore]

EGADS! No

A sager word was never spoken!

 

[Steadfast421]

A sager word was never spoken!

Those kind words bring tears to my eyes.

 

[Comentarista82]

Those kind words bring tears to my eyes.

And what happens after?

 

[Ramkhadak]

And what happens after?

We organise an Iftar for the moslem brothers.

 

[asian2015]

And what happens after?

I believe the 3 of you deserve a treat!