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[Comentarista82]

A tall trembling aspen might give them penis envy.

Or could make them feel VERY inept!!

p.d. Same could happen if they viewed one of those huge penis plants.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Or could make them feel VERY inept!!

p.d. Same could happen if they viewed one of those huge penis plants.

You paint a very sorry picture of those poor souls.

(or a large Stinkhorn Mushroom)

 

[Comentarista82]

You paint a very sorry picture of those poor souls.

(or a large Stinkhorn Mushroom)

Oh...not at all! They'll just lose 2 pints of blood...

p.d. eek! Didn't know about that one.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh...not at all! They'll just lose 2 pints of blood...

p.d. eek! Didn't know about that one.

Likely drawn with the tines of a sharpened fork.

 

[Steadfast421]

Likely drawn with the tines of a sharpened fork.

Or possibly smite with a sword.

 

[Comentarista82]

Or possibly smite with a sword.

If someone metes that out with a sword...they'll be sold as Ginsu (sliced and diced)!!

 

[Ramkhadak]

If someone metes that out with a sword...they'll be sold as Ginsu (sliced and diced)!!

Is that measured by the kilo or meter

 

[Comentarista82]

Is that measured by the kilo or meter

Neither one, although the justice of the act will be meted out.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Neither one, although the justice of the act will be meted out.

As long as the form of justice meets community standards.

 

[asian2015]

As long as the form of justice meets community standards.

Hopefully the community has a few teams to ensure justice is served appropriately.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hopefully the community has a few teams to ensure justice is served appropriately.

And that the offenders get proper meals.

 

[Ramkhadak]

Till a magistrate affixes Seals on documents for their discharge.

 

[Comentarista82]

Till a magistrate affixes Seals on documents for their discharge.

Once discharged, may they have to walk across broken glass barefoot! (extra lesson not to repeat offend!!)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Once discharged, may they have to walk across broken glass barefoot! (extra lesson not to repeat offend!!)

That's a lesson the whole class should learn.

 

[Comentarista82]

That's a lesson the whole class should learn.

The smart alecs SHOULD--you're quite right!!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The smart alecs SHOULD--you're quite right!!

Some of those characters never get the clues.

 

[asian2015]

Some of those characters never get the clues.

and they're the ones to sing the blues...

 

[Comentarista82]

and they're the ones to sing the blues...

I'm sure they will term it some kind of abuse, however...

p.d. What a coincidence: Blues clues!!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm sure they will term it some kind of abuse, however...

p.d. What a coincidence: Blues clues!!

They'll find themselves bused to a different school.

 

[Ramkhadak]

They'll find themselves bused to a different school.

If the education there is broad based they are in for fun.

 

[Steadfast421]

If the education there is broad based they are in for fun.

They saved the best for last.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

They saved the best for last.

If you consider those waterfront dives the best . . .

 

[Ramkhadak]

Disturb bee hives even diving into water wont help, you are bound to be bitten

 

[Comentarista82]

Disturb bee hives even diving into water wont help, you are bound to be bitten

One could get hives if there's an allergic reaction from the venom flowing in one's veins.

 

[Ramkhadak]

One could get hives if there's an allergic reaction from the venom flowing in one's veins.

I hope such an ailment never singe any human