Posting Sluts R Us

[tigerjen]

please don't stop planning your escape- you
deserve better

thank you much sweetie.......

 

[alwaysawake]

Not the Sticks I play with....

Yeah we heard the "Wildwood Tales" about the 'sticks' YOU played with!

 

[tigerjen]

this little slut can't wait for October 4th......only 34 days
away til "Red Dragon" opens in the movies.....and I get
to see my man Anthony Hopkins on the silver screen!




tigerjen

 

[sirhugs]

*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

baaaaaaaaad kitty
now where'd I leave that cricket paddle?

 

[sirhugs]

thank you much sweetie.......

you're welcome

 

[sirhugs]

this little slut can't wait for October 4th......only 34 days
away til "Red Dragon" opens in the movies.....and I get
to see my man Anthony Hopkins on the silver screen!




tigerjen

sounds worthy of its own thread

 

[Bidin~Time]

Two potatoes are standing on a street corner.

How would you know which one was the prostitue?

 

[Bidin~Time]

The one with the nametag that reads...

IDAHO

 

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The one with the nametag that reads...

IDAHO

LOL

emi, you slut- replying to your own post! that's like something I would do!

 

[Bidin~Time]

Slut???!!!



Well, Not to brag , but I always was a quick study.....

 

[sirhugs]

old saying " it ain't brasggin' if you can do it."

so, "just do it"

 

[Bidin~Time]

old saying " it ain't brasggin' if you can do it."

so, "just do it"

Well then.......

 

[Bidin~Time]

** points out that last post contained TWO words**

As a trucker in Wisconsin stops for a red light, a blonde
>catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
>and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my
>name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
>The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops
>for another red light, the girl again
>catches up . She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks
>on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
>As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi,
>my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
>Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
>continues down the street.
>At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All
>out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
>knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
>Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
>some of your load!"
>When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races
>to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly
>gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He
>knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi,
>my name is Kevin, it is winter and I'm driving the SALT
>TRUCK!!"

 

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** points out that last post contained TWO words**

As a trucker in Wisconsin stops for a red light, a blonde
>catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
>and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my
>name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
>The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops
>for another red light, the girl again
>catches up . She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks
>on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.
>As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi,
>my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
>Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
>continues down the street.
>At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All
>out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
>knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.
>Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing
>some of your load!"
>When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races
>to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly
>gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He
>knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi,
>my name is Kevin, it is winter and I'm driving the SALT
>TRUCK!!"

you're right , two words ( twice the punishment desired?)

howcum you didn't break that joke into 2 posts?

 

[Bidin~Time]

you're right , two words ( twice the punishment desired?)

howcum you didn't break that joke into 2 posts?

You're gonna beat those poor lil crickets again??

 

[Bidin~Time]

howcum you didn't break that joke into 2 posts?

Cause I'm still a novice?

 

[sirhugs]

and novices need discipline?

 

[sirhugs]

It really could have even been 3 posts- one on " two words", 1 to set up the joke
1 for the punchline

 

[Bidin~Time]

It really could have even been 3 posts- one on " two words", 1 to set up the joke
1 for the punchline

hmmmmm ok....how about this then?

 

[Bidin~Time]

It really could have even been 3 posts- one on " two words", 1 to set up the joke
1 for the punchline

There was this fella........

 

[Bidin~Time]

There was this fellThis guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in
> >each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar. He
has
> >a few drinks and chats with the Bartender.
> >
> >The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about
> >the animals that people bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention
the
> >ducks.
> >
> >They chat for about 30 minutes before the bloke with the ducks has
to
> >go to the restroom. The ducks are left on the Bar.
> >
> >The bartender is alone with the ducks. There is an awkward silence.
> >
> >The bartender decides to try make some conversation.
> >
> >"What's your name?" he says to the first duck "Huey" said the duck.
> >"How's your day been?"
> >
> >"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day".
> >
> >"Oh. That's nice.", says the Bartender.
> >
> >Then he says to the second duck, "Hi. And what's your name?".
"Dewey"
> >came the answer. "So how's your day been?".
> >
> >"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.
If
> >I had the chance another day I would do the same again".
> >
> >So the bartender turns to the third duck and says "So, you must be
> >Louie".
a........

 

[Bidin~Time]

So the bartender turns to the third duck and says "So, you must be
> >Louie".




>"No", growls the 3rd duck, "My name is Puddles. Don't ask about my
> >frigging day

 

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So the bartender turns to the third duck and says "So, you must be
> >Louie".




>"No", growls the 3rd duck, "My name is Puddles. Don't ask about my
> >frigging day

LOl

hey, no far- I'm supposed to have a chance to reply!
how else do i get to 2000 before Tuesday?

 

[Bidin~Time]

LOl

hey, no far- I'm supposed to have a chance to reply!
how else do i get to 2000 before Tuesday?

More Caffeine?

 

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More Caffeine?

the universal Lit beverage?
in my case, not sure more is possible- bottomless cup man here