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I just imagined her having to type with one hand and being "Yes! Yes! Die Hedwig, die! Oh god yes! I'm such a naughty author, killing all of my characters!"
 
LMAO!
Thats terrible.

So then the writer of Twilight got off on having all the characters get along?
 
princesssexci said:
Lol. Like a guy would really do that.
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Save a girl from gang-rape? Maybe. Pick out some random girl who just happened to be going down the street, arbitrarily decide that she isn't from around her, tail her for like 6 blocks, and then invite her into their club, not so much, especially in this day and age with cellphones, and various carriers. I forget what her excuse for not calling the police was, but anyone with half a brain pulls out their phone, gives a worried look back to the people following them, and then pretends, even if you have no bars, or your battery isn't charged. They don't know that. Maybe her cell service isn't provided by AT&T (Woah burn. No I don't know honestly, because AT&T doesn't do coverage in Canada, or if they do, it is smaller than the two big companies in Canada, being Bell and Rogers (Bell is the inferior one for coverage, but Rogers fucked me around this last time I tried to update my cell phone to something that would come with a charger, so I'm pissed with them too.))
 
Her excuse was she didn't want her dad worried about her and to never let her travel again, I believe. Because he's a police officer.
 
"Oh god. You called the police because you were being followed and worried about gang rape!? Even though that was the responsible thing to do, I never want you traveling anywhere again!"

*stares*
 
Bluemage said:
"Oh god. You called the police because you were being followed and worried about gang rape!? Even though that was the responsible thing to do, I never want you traveling anywhere again!"

*stares*
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HAHAHAHA I know. Silly teenagers.
 
*chases after Blue with the moustache that was clearly supposed to go on the costume*
 
*puts his hands on his hips and laughs*

hahaha, no one can stop me, for I am a great super villain.

Hahahahahahaha.
 
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