Proposed: Bald is Beautiful.

[Conager]

I maintain that God forms perfect craniums less than 30% of the time. The rest, in His infinite mercy, He covers with hair to hide their shame.

Prove me wrong!

Poll tax on the hirsute to follow.

http://www.medicinefilms.com/flv/187983.jpg

In the spirit of equanimity, I am sure we can all agree that it would have been a sin against almighty God for Telly Salvalas to have covered that pate, Shatner-style.

 

[FataMorgana]

Telly was a Greek god.

 

[Conager]

Telly was a Greek god.

That is the correct answer.

Treat yourself to some bald head at your earliest opportunity as a reward.

 

[FataMorgana]

Ed Harris. Phwooaarr.

 

[Conager]

Ken ya imagine, lass, the sorry state of poor Sam's lumpy 'ead under that frightful mop of hair?

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/400660794375-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

 

[FataMorgana]

Ken ya imagine, lass, the sorry state of poor Sam's lumpy 'ead under that frightful mop of hair?

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/400660794375-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

He'd look freaky bald.

 

[Hal9000_]

https://www.sciencemag.org/sites/default/files/styles/inline__450w__no_aspect/public/rat_16x9.jpg?itok=mm1kmwg1

 

[FataMorgana]

https://www.sciencemag.org/sites/default/files/styles/inline__450w__no_aspect/public/rat_16x9.jpg?itok=mm1kmwg1

That looks like a buck-toothed bellend.

 

[Conager]

Ed Harris. Phwooaarr.

Ed was a bit of a late bloomer. Here, you can see sexy just starting to emerge at his hairline.

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Ed-Harris-Thumbs-Up.gif

Note that bulge as his ample pre-frontal cortex strains to get at you!

 

[jaF0]

https://borgdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/borg-hof-ilia-probe.jpg

 

[Hal9000_]

That looks like a buck-toothed bellend.

Want him for a pet?

 

[FataMorgana]

Ed was a bit of a late bloomer. Here, you can see sexy just starting to emerge at his hairline.

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Ed-Harris-Thumbs-Up.gif

Note that bulge as his ample pre-frontal cortex strains to get at you!

Ed's always been sexy but that hair is horrendous.

 

[FataMorgana]

Want him for a pet?

I'd hit him with my shoe.

 

[Hal9000_]

I'd hit him with my shoe.

Maybe he's in to that?

 

[Conager]

That looks like a buck-toothed bellend.

You are hardly one to cast aspersions, Vagina Dentata.

Some chicks like the way I tear it up!

 

[FataMorgana]

Maybe he's in to that?

Well that's how I usually greet a penis. And spiders.

 

[Conager]

Ed's always been sexy but that hair is horrendous.

Thank you! My point, exactly.

/thread.

 

[FataMorgana]

You are hardly one to cast aspersions, Vagina Dentata.

Some chicks like the way I tear it up!

WHOAAAAAAH THERE SONNY!

That was that cunt Thrope. Ignore for you now. And reported.

 

[Conager]

I'd hit him with my shoe.

Maybe he's in to that?

I usually have to pay a premium for that.

Well that's how I usually greet a penis. And spiders.

Like a girl with some energy.

 

[Hal9000_]

Well that's how I usually greet a penis. And spiders.

Hopefully some high heeled stiletto type strappy number?

 

[Boxlicker101]

God is good.
God is fair.
To some he gave brains;
To others - hair.

 

[FataMorgana]

Hopefully some high heeled stiletto type strappy number?

Christ no, can't walk in those fuckers anymore. Actually I whip off one of my calipers and pound 'em in to mince.

 

[Conager]

WHOAAAAAAH THERE SONNY!

That was that cunt Thrope. Ignore for you now. And reported.

~chagrined~

My mistake. I could have sworn that that was one of your many name changes.

 

[FataMorgana]

~chagrined~

My mistake. I could have sworn that that was one of your many name changes.

Nah.

I'm off to bed now, night night.

 

[Conager]

Christ no, can't walk in those fuckers anymore. Actually I whip off one of my calipers and pound 'em in to mince.

Walk in 'em, a bit of the dip and dangle, point 'em at the ceiling-

https://66.media.tumblr.com/9d588a24a9845b1c81c6816fed935452/tumblr_nzd9cunAKn1utd9leo6_500.gif

. . .it's all good.