pssst... they're planning to invade us

Tatelou said:
General!? Me? I'm not General material, babe. I'll be a lacky. ;)

But, yes, the excessive emoticons are a must! :D

Fine. Dauphinessa of the Damned, or Dammed as the case warrents :D
 
CharleyH said:
Fine. Dauphinessa of the Damned, or Dammed as the case warrents :D

Ha! Ok, I can cope with that. :cool:

They're the ones that are gonna need damming. :devil:
 
sexyspiders said:
im lost and feel scared :(

whats happening?????

being originally from N.Ireland though, im sure ill feel at home soon

spiders >( ~.~ )<

LOL! Right, you're in the front line. ;)

:kiss:
 
Tatelou said:
LOL! Right, you're in the front line. ;)

:kiss:

considering my experience and naturally bred expertise, i didnt expect to be got rid of so quickly. i thot you put people you didnt like on the front line....like CV!!!!

spiders >('.' )<
 
we have time yet, only 11.11% of votes against AH, but 50% against PG.

they are talking tough tho, but at least we hav a clear view of their strategies, just need to keep an eye on them so we know what to expect, and when.

spiders >( '.' )<
 
Now that the threat of invasion seems to have passed, I'm going to be labeled as an alarmist. :(
 
Sign me up!!

I also have it on VERY good word that ferociouskittycat will be there ready to claw some eyes out. :catroar:

:D
 
Sign me up. I'll follow doormouse anywhere. Hmmmmmmmmm, perhaps a first strike if they plan to attack?
 
Lord DragonsWing said:
Sign me up. I'll follow doormouse anywhere. Hmmmmmmmmm, perhaps a first strike if they plan to attack?

Yeah, a preemptive strike, that's the way to go. It'll catch 'em off guard.

The sniperpussy is ready. :devil:
 
I say we take estevie hostage and find out everything she knows. I have ways of making a woman like that talk.
 
OK, folks. It looks as if the GB couldn't invade a creche and certainly they can't take on the Amazons of the AH.

I'll send Fag-Ash Lil over to see what she can find out. Not that any report she brings back will be meaningful.

Garderobes, sheep, four foot BMs - do we need any more armament?

Og
 
Let me at 'em!!!

Grrr... I'm in the mood now I've FINISHED my uni-boob story WooHooooo!!!!!

Yay look out for my Transition story :D
 
oggbashan said:
OK, folks. It looks as if the GB couldn't invade a creche and certainly they can't take on the Amazons of the AH.

I'll send Fag-Ash Lil over to see what she can find out. Not that any report she brings back will be meaningful.

Garderobes, sheep, four foot BMs - do we need any more armament?

Og

Send in the spiders Og. Here, give them these little helmets and spears. (¯) -|----
 
I have attacked them with a posting of 'The Garderobe'.

I can follow up with 'Unatit' introducing Fag-Ash Lil as well and then perhaps we can post a few chapters of 'The Worst Chain Story Ever' and 'The Literotica Olympics'.

If those don't work, a few hundred pages of the IRS Manual should do.

Og
 
Originally posted by Debbie
At playgroup - I'm 19 and the other Mums are older. My 3 yr old points out the window and yells, "A big fuck Mummy!"

Truck, darlin truck. <shrink>

Or this one. "Mummy a cock goes tick tock."

Clock. It's clock. Arghhhh.

My granddaughters favourite expression at the moment.

"I'm not implessed you know."

I'm not impressed either but I amused.


I'm still laughing

Bring it on!!!!!!!!
 
Okay, for those who didn't pick up on it... a 19 year old grand-mother... LMFAO!!!!!!!!

They crack me up!!!!!!!
 
boxofrocks said:
Okay, for those who didn't pick up on it... a 19 year old grand-mother... LMFAO!!!!!!!!

They crack me up!!!!!!!

Actually you crack me up. Check my profile. It states clearly my age.

"Birthday April 30, 1969
Biography Hi, my name is Debbie. I am 35 and live in New Zealand. "


I was setting the scene. "At playgroup. I'm 19 ..."

Next time I will make sure that even the dumbasses get the idea.

"At playgroup. I was 19 at the time. etc."
 
Debbie said:
Actually you crack me up. Check my profile. It states clearly my age.

"Birthday April 30, 1969
Biography Hi, my name is Debbie. I am 35 and live in New Zealand. "


I was setting the scene. "At playgroup. I'm 19 ..."

Next time I will make sure that even the dumbasses get the idea.

"At playgroup. I was 19 at the time. etc."

<boxofrocks> mp3 [Lit - I'm Not Sick But I'm Not Well] - (3:36/128kbps) stuff

I'll sing for ya..... paranoia paranoia......everyone's coming to get me. im not sick but I'm not well...


Good song :D
 
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