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will this do??ravenous_os said:
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Shankara20
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Do you know the last sound that is heard just before a pubic hair hits the floorravenous_os said:
**spit**
HAHAHAHA
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I trim mine. Looks cleaner. Feels cleaner.
Still have hair, though.
Still have hair, though.
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I have an unusual form of male pattern baldness so now that I'm a little more mature (23 next month) I am already freed up from the nasty and occasionally dangerous chore of shaving my nether parts. For a reminder on the danger, see the TBK post above.kaida_kun said:
Now, I know that M's girl is going to come in here and remind me that it's the nether-lands, but she's biased and I should tell her that a land is bigger than a part and, unlike TBK, I measure mine from my fourth lumbar disk so it's only 11.872" in length.
But I discovered long ago that when life gives you lemons you should give the fuckers back and insist on mangoes. Therefore I had my bald balls tattooed. The right one is seamed like a baseball and has the Red Sox logo on it (I'm thinking of getting an addition to this to commemorate the 2004 World Series victory) while the right one is decorated in basketball seams and has the Boston Celtics logo on it. My girlfriends all find my decorations quite amusing and so it's easy for me to pick up chicks in bars. Hell, I even get to pick up chicks in hen houses too.
Pubes - they're for pussies.
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midwestyankee said:
Biased....Yup, I'm here... but I would not dare dream of linking my Netherlands to your nether-lands
We do, however, measure dick-size from the fourth lumbar disk also in this tiny country of 'me', otherwise EVERYTHING seems so small...
You are not alone....
Which reminds me.... should bring measuring tape to bed tonight, find fourth lumbar disk on M (after elevating "matters" a bit first) and measure "the matter".... so I can brag back at you
Pffff ... 11.872" .....
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Could you go "pfff" again please? It just grew to 11.873" and I would love to see more so I can qualify for one of Eilan's put-downs.M's girl said:
Yup, I'm here... but I would not dare dream of linking my Netherlands to your nether-lands
We do, however, measure dick-size from the fourth lumbar disk also in this tiny country of 'me', otherwise EVERYTHING seems so small...
You are not alone....
Which reminds me.... should bring measuring tape to bed tonight, find fourth lumbar disk on M (after elevating "matters" a bit first) and measure "the matter".... so I can brag back at you
Pffff ... 11.872" .....
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Oh, baby! That was sooooo good.M's girl said:Hey! Only for you.... you know that
Pfffff.... See what I can cum up with tonight to battle that... (M does not even know yet
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All this Pfff-ing makes me think of a great story. I was with this girl one time enjoying a postcoitus slumber. I slid up behind her to spoon and put my arms around her. She sighed in her sleep, snuggled back against me and promptly farted right on my crotch. It's the only time I've ever laughed so hard I almost wet myself. She was mortified of course, but I couldn't stop laughing long enough to console her.
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Awesome! I always thought about getting a pair of googley eyes tattoed on mine with the words Big Brother is Watching just above them. I figured it would make my wife more aware of her oral technique. You can't just fake your way through a blowjob when Big Brother is watching!midwestyankee said:
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How true! I wonder what the correlation is between the number of women who fake their orgasms and those who refuse to give head?TBKahuna123 said:Awesome! I always thought about getting a pair of googley eyes tattoed on mine with the words Big Brother is Watching just above them. I figured it would make my wife more aware of her oral technique. You can't just fake your way through a blowjob when Big Brother is watching!
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TBKahuna123 said:Awesome! I always thought about getting a pair of googley eyes tattoed on mine with the words Big Brother is Watching just above them. I figured it would make my wife more aware of her oral technique. You can't just fake your way through a blowjob when Big Brother is watching!
Kahuna! Sit!
Does your wife know about this?
One pair of eyes carefully watching and judging (and liking*.. haha) my oral skills is quite enough for me. I bet your wife would say the same.
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You know, I wonder what she'd say if I drew a pair of eyes down there with a watercolor pencil or something? I wouldnt' tell her of course. You know, this might be fun for one of those "playful" nights.M's girl said:Kahuna! Sit!
Does your wife know about this?
One pair of eyes carefully watching and judging (and liking*.. haha) my oral skills is quite enough for me. I bet your wife would say the same.
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Scalywag said:
Kahuna and Scally, you team up pretty well.
Personally? I scream when scared so my mouth would open even more, which is something M would take advantage of immediately
Also, I would laugh my ass off if I would ever find that (eyes) on M. Let's see what I could "tattoo" on my butt to return the favor..
Any suggestions from the tattoo'd team?
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Quick, M's Girl....need a couple more of your magical pfffs...Eilan said:Pfff. . . yawn. Your people can get in touch with my people when you hit 11.875".
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You know how the stars have their hands cast in the cement outside that Chinese Theater? Maybe you could tattoo a couple outlines of handprints right about where they'd be grabbing your hips to pull back, and then add a couple signaturesfrom your favorite movie stars.M's girl said:
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TBKahuna123 said:You know how the stars have their hands cast in the cement outside that Chinese Theater? Maybe you could tattoo a couple outlines of handprints right about where they'd be grabbing your hips to pull back, and then add a couple signaturesfrom your favorite movie stars.
Good idea!
Luckily I have plenty of space to work with (butt
) Now, let me see.....Handprints.... Preferably those and signatures of ones that don't set off M too much of course.... hmmmm
TBKahuna123 said:I did it once on a bet with my wife. I didn't think it was gonna be all that bad, but I was wrong. All it took was once slip and wammo, I'm in the ER with a towel crammed between my legs. Though my scrotum survived, there was too much damage to save my taint. Now I have to go through life a taintless freak. My wife is very supportive and still loves me, but every once in a while I can tell by her expression that it bothers her, though I suppose some of that is the guilt of knowing she's the one who caused it.
So just think about it. Before you shave your balls you have to decide how much your taint means to you. Are smooth nuts worth going through life with your balls right next to your asshole?
I'm sorry for the graphic nature of this post, but I wouldn't feel right if I didn't warn this young man of the dangers involved. If telling my story, as emotionally painful as it is, can save just one taint, then it's been worth it.
It's all fun and games until someone loses their taint...
BTW- Without a taint how do you prevent crapping on your balls?
