Bonnie Wee Lassie
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Sorry but my knee pads are missing babe and plus I would blow your mind and I couldn't do that to a sweet innocent virgin.
Public Apology II
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Bobtoad777
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Bonnie Wee Lassie,
If i give you some knee pads could you make an exception?
If i give you some knee pads could you make an exception?
Bonnie Wee Lassie
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I will think about it but if I don't answer soon start without me.
KillerMuffin
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Damn Bonnie you didn't read what I posted? But I'm such a brilliant genius tart! How can you not wanna read every single word I've ever written in my whole life???!?!?!?! I'm carrying on again aren't I... Does this mean I finally get that spankin?
Bonnie Wee Lassie
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Holy shit it was too long! I would get brain freeze half way through! LOL
And yes whipping will be issued!!
And yes whipping will be issued!!
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Okay you POS. I'm not going to succumb to your "Poor me, Poor me, nobody likes me" CRAP and apologize. Fuck that. I have nothing to apologize for. There's so many people, new and old alike, that come on here and pull the same bullshit. WhatEVER already.
You have to realize that this BB (or any other for that matter) is somewhat like high school or a new job: you ARE the new guy around here and if you want to be liked you have to be NICE and FOLLOW THE RULES. If you don't like the rules, you can change them AFTER you've been accepted. And fighting back because you're not everyone's favorite fucken new guy is the wrong way to be accepted.
I was trying to be nice and give you some advice...
Well here's some more: You can take your damn hand and shove it up your ass.
[Edited by SeXy ReDHeD on 09-04-2000 at 10:57 PM]
You have to realize that this BB (or any other for that matter) is somewhat like high school or a new job: you ARE the new guy around here and if you want to be liked you have to be NICE and FOLLOW THE RULES. If you don't like the rules, you can change them AFTER you've been accepted. And fighting back because you're not everyone's favorite fucken new guy is the wrong way to be accepted.
I was trying to be nice and give you some advice...
Well here's some more: You can take your damn hand and shove it up your ass.
[Edited by SeXy ReDHeD on 09-04-2000 at 10:57 PM]
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Sexy Redhead,
I would but there would be one of two things that would happen.
1 it would get stuck up there then i would have to listen to you for life.
2, you would enjoy it and want me to keep doing it
either way I could care less, if you haven't figured it out, i am going to continue to post, i am going to continue to have fun and i am going to continue to make jokes and laughter. and if you dont like that well you know what you can do with your own hand cause you cant use mine for your pleasure.
I would but there would be one of two things that would happen.
1 it would get stuck up there then i would have to listen to you for life.
2, you would enjoy it and want me to keep doing it
either way I could care less, if you haven't figured it out, i am going to continue to post, i am going to continue to have fun and i am going to continue to make jokes and laughter. and if you dont like that well you know what you can do with your own hand cause you cant use mine for your pleasure.
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Hmmm.
You just don't get it, do you BT? You are beyond help.
Oh yeah... and just so you know, you're the only one that understands your jokes, and you're the only one laughing... the rest of us are all just laughing AT you.
And to answer your question, Never... most definitely NOT! I accidentally put "my ass" when I meant "your ass." That slip (which was not Freudian, I assure you!) will be fixed momentarily!
You just don't get it, do you BT? You are beyond help.
Oh yeah... and just so you know, you're the only one that understands your jokes, and you're the only one laughing... the rest of us are all just laughing AT you.
And to answer your question, Never... most definitely NOT! I accidentally put "my ass" when I meant "your ass." That slip (which was not Freudian, I assure you!) will be fixed momentarily!
Sexy Redhed, just leave him alone. He didn't even mention you on this thread, yet you followed him and insulted him. I don't get it. Aren't you one of the people saying that if you don't like a post, don't read it?
Maybe if everyone stopped attacking bobtoad, he might be able to get over it, and be a contributing member of the board. It seems to me that some people here simply want to drive him away, and that's not right.
Maybe if everyone stopped attacking bobtoad, he might be able to get over it, and be a contributing member of the board. It seems to me that some people here simply want to drive him away, and that's not right.
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Ok, I think I'd like to say something to sexyredhead.
Don't know what you have against bobtoad....don't particularly care either.....BUT, me being an opinonated loud mouth at times, I will say this.
Who are you to tell someone that "they are posting too much".
If you don't like it, don't read it.
This IS a BB...people WILL post. And no, they won't ALWAYS post with something highly intelligent and englightening to say...this is like a chat room on delay, and have you ever BEEN in a chat room?
Is it all profound comments, only things said when absolutely necessary? No.
So just live and let live ok?
Sheesh.
Don't know what you have against bobtoad....don't particularly care either.....BUT, me being an opinonated loud mouth at times, I will say this.
Who are you to tell someone that "they are posting too much".
If you don't like it, don't read it.
This IS a BB...people WILL post. And no, they won't ALWAYS post with something highly intelligent and englightening to say...this is like a chat room on delay, and have you ever BEEN in a chat room?
Is it all profound comments, only things said when absolutely necessary? No.
So just live and let live ok?
Sheesh.
Hold the boat here ... I haven't checked on this thread since my last post.
Bobtoad apologized to me and Naked, I am pretty sure that I accepted and gave my own apology. Naked said that their little spat was over too. I left it at that, now I come back and see that Sexy has had her say too ... which lets not forget she is entitled too. Lets just say the way that Sexy is saying her point is without emotion (well kind emotion), Sexy you have to realize that Bob IS entitled to be here and have his say ... and yes there are times that he is hard to understand, hell aren't we all like that??? If you find him too hard to understand just move on.
Bob you stick around and have that fun your looking for. I know that you are feeling down and that you feel you need us all right now, that's cool babe. Come join us and have fun. I opened up to you pretty big today, I hope that helped you out even if only a little. I also hope that you find someone to make you feel special, I also know that helps too. There is no feeling like the feeling of being loved and you loving back.
April what you said was perfect, You go girl
I just want this to be over, Bob may annoy some but he obviously has fun with others, I just hope that everyone can go back to their neutral corners and get on with life.
Take Care
Bobtoad apologized to me and Naked, I am pretty sure that I accepted and gave my own apology. Naked said that their little spat was over too. I left it at that, now I come back and see that Sexy has had her say too ... which lets not forget she is entitled too. Lets just say the way that Sexy is saying her point is without emotion (well kind emotion), Sexy you have to realize that Bob IS entitled to be here and have his say ... and yes there are times that he is hard to understand, hell aren't we all like that??? If you find him too hard to understand just move on.
Bob you stick around and have that fun your looking for. I know that you are feeling down and that you feel you need us all right now, that's cool babe. Come join us and have fun. I opened up to you pretty big today, I hope that helped you out even if only a little. I also hope that you find someone to make you feel special, I also know that helps too. There is no feeling like the feeling of being loved and you loving back.
April what you said was perfect, You go girl
I just want this to be over, Bob may annoy some but he obviously has fun with others, I just hope that everyone can go back to their neutral corners and get on with life.
Take Care
I'm not sure if you're talking to me, Never, but I'll answer anyway. I didn't say she was trying to drive him away, but it seems that so many people are coming down on him even after he apologized. It's just a few, and maybe they should give him a break. Shit, certain other people are not being hounded as much as bobtoad! I just feel sorry for him.
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bobtoad777 said:
ROTFLMMFSAOYOU GO BOY!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH snort
spank dat monkey spank dat monkey make sure you don't make it spit on the ceiling fan
Bobtoad got the clue, that iz great, gonna be like a regular BB poster kinda guy? kewl
I think she's in lust with you bob, I really do. The Redhead chick is all over you like a cheap columbian necktie. She wants you babe. Its the Kindergarten playground lust syndrome. She's showin her lust by hitting you. Gonna run? scream? What? Nosily enquiring minds wanna know. So do nosy muffins. SPillllll baby tell all.
Whens the wedding?
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ROTFLMMFSAO
This is a type of laughter I have never heard of before killermuffin. Does it hurt?
YOU GO BOY!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH snort
I told you I am not going anywheres so stop trying killermuffin
spank dat monkey spank dat monkey make sure you don't make it spit on the ceiling fan
I dont have a cieling fan but i do have a drop cieling does that count
Bobtoad got the clue, that iz great, gonna be like a regular BB poster kinda guy? kewl
regular as an old man drinking prune juice
I think she's in lust with you bob, I really do. The Redhead chick is all over you like a cheap columbian necktie. She wants you babe. Its the Kindergarten playground lust syndrome. She's showin her lust by hitting you. I remebr one time that you were hitting me upside the head with a wiffle ball bat, does that mean you are in lust with me to killer muffin? Gonna run? already said i aintsa running no more scream? What? Nosily enquiring minds wanna know. So do nosy muffins. SPillllll baby [i cant beat off and spill and type a reply to your thread at the same time, i would get the keyboard all gooey [/i] tell all.
Whens the wedding? what wedding? Speaking of weddings why do brides marry in white? sorry to chauvanist a joke to tell you the answer for
This is a type of laughter I have never heard of before killermuffin. Does it hurt?
YOU GO BOY!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH snort
I told you I am not going anywheres so stop trying killermuffin
spank dat monkey spank dat monkey make sure you don't make it spit on the ceiling fan
I dont have a cieling fan but i do have a drop cieling does that count
Bobtoad got the clue, that iz great, gonna be like a regular BB poster kinda guy? kewl
regular as an old man drinking prune juice
I think she's in lust with you bob, I really do. The Redhead chick is all over you like a cheap columbian necktie. She wants you babe. Its the Kindergarten playground lust syndrome. She's showin her lust by hitting you. I remebr one time that you were hitting me upside the head with a wiffle ball bat, does that mean you are in lust with me to killer muffin? Gonna run? already said i aintsa running no more scream? What? Nosily enquiring minds wanna know. So do nosy muffins. SPillllll baby [i cant beat off and spill and type a reply to your thread at the same time, i would get the keyboard all gooey [/i] tell all.
Whens the wedding? what wedding? Speaking of weddings why do brides marry in white? sorry to chauvanist a joke to tell you the answer for
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OH GAWD YES Babtode123, I am so in lust with you, I've regressed beyond the whiffleball bat beatings to pullin out the shotgun and pepperin your icky ass with rock salt.
Dammit, hold still!!! How am I sposed to shoot you if you keep zig-zagging like that?!?!
Dammit, hold still!!! How am I sposed to shoot you if you keep zig-zagging like that?!?!
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rock salt on my ass from a shot gun, if that just ain the kinkiest, my if it doesnt remind me the time trying to steal carrots from mr.picfords garden though
Never
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Ahhh, observe the human mating ritual.
See how the man runs to show his strong, lithe body. Watch how the woman shoots him in the ass and makes him fall. Now watch, she flings him over her shoulder and carries him to the back of a large olive object. It seems to be some petrol powered machine.
Oh... look she's presenting him with silver bracelets, a token of her affection and attaching him to a metal bar. Hear those screams? Obviously designed to excite the female farther..
Lets see if we can get a close up of what happens next.
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It never has to make sense.
See how the man runs to show his strong, lithe body. Watch how the woman shoots him in the ass and makes him fall. Now watch, she flings him over her shoulder and carries him to the back of a large olive object. It seems to be some petrol powered machine.
Oh... look she's presenting him with silver bracelets, a token of her affection and attaching him to a metal bar. Hear those screams? Obviously designed to excite the female farther..
Lets see if we can get a close up of what happens next.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It never has to make sense.
KillerMuffin
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Blobtride, by no stretch of the imagination are you Thumper. Same basic locomotion, wrong phylum.
It's an 8 shot semi auto. Shall I just stick it up your wazoo and pull the trigger? I wouldn't want to diminish your early sexual memories of farmers and carrots.
It's an 8 shot semi auto. Shall I just stick it up your wazoo and pull the trigger? I wouldn't want to diminish your early sexual memories of farmers and carrots.
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Never, Killermuffin you two are just too much for me, i give up when can i bow myself humbly at your feet.
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April and Nicole.
I didn't attack him. I gave him advice and my own opinion that feeling sorry for himself wasn't a good way to get attention. Just because I didn't offer my advice with a smile doesn't mean that I meant it in a mean way. I stated at the very beginning of my first post on this thread that I had had no firsthand experience with Bobtoad, and that my advice was based purely on what I'd read. Then I told him that I agreed with the others and that the best way to redeem himself was to follow the others' advice. He then proceeded to attack ME. So then, the response he received was well deserved.
Sweet Cyanide.
Yes, I have been in a chat room and that's why I prefer to come here.
KillerMuffin.
I guess I wasn't so far off when I compared Literotica to High School...
I didn't attack him. I gave him advice and my own opinion that feeling sorry for himself wasn't a good way to get attention. Just because I didn't offer my advice with a smile doesn't mean that I meant it in a mean way. I stated at the very beginning of my first post on this thread that I had had no firsthand experience with Bobtoad, and that my advice was based purely on what I'd read. Then I told him that I agreed with the others and that the best way to redeem himself was to follow the others' advice. He then proceeded to attack ME. So then, the response he received was well deserved.
Sweet Cyanide.
Yes, I have been in a chat room and that's why I prefer to come here.
KillerMuffin.
I guess I wasn't so far off when I compared Literotica to High School...
SeXy ReDHeD
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Thank you, Never!
And I'm sorry, too, Sweetie... I meant to! Can I make it up to you?!?
And I'm sorry, too, Sweetie... I meant to! Can I make it up to you?!?
Never
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*glances longingly at my bucket of pig's blood*
Damn. Does anyone else have something they never use but can't throw away because they're certain they'll use it someday?
Like a condom?
*The connection between condoms and pig's blood. Only Never could give that to you*
Oh, now, where was I? Ahh, Red, you said something about a lifetime of sexual servitude to make it up to me?
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It never has to make sense.
--- Creamylady.
Damn. Does anyone else have something they never use but can't throw away because they're certain they'll use it someday?
Like a condom?
*The connection between condoms and pig's blood. Only Never could give that to you*
Oh, now, where was I? Ahh, Red, you said something about a lifetime of sexual servitude to make it up to me?
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It never has to make sense.
--- Creamylady.
