Public comments that don't post?

[Prometheus2]

OOC: Thanks Why, I needed that, my arthritis was starting to act up.

Hiram blinked his eyes as he came to. Was this his beloved Megan come to rescue him. Why was she dressed so provacatively and what did she intend to do with that whip from here on the cavern floor it looked like it could well be a weapon of mass distruction. Had big brother been wathcing him and ...yes... he knew it now it was Megans evil sister what's her name he could never remember. (too bad the monkey gland trick didnt solve his memory problem. He had to think fast... Yes ... He'd play dead and she would go away, most members of the feline family responded that way, perhaps it might just work. He closed his eyes and lay perfectly still hardly breathing He might have gotten away with it except his body betrayed him. Slowly ever so slowly the blood flowed from his brain to parts below. If he were a ship one could say his mainsail was set.

 

[shereads]

And the wind blew.

 

[Why]

.............

 

[PhoenixPrime01]

For the monkey glands used on Hiram had come from a covert government lab where they were trying to make semen addictive, and succeeded.
Now, like those poor dead monkeys Hiram' sperm would addict anyone tasting it so they craved it like a junkie does his fix. The only difference being that as it was tasted they taster would have mind blowing orgasms.

 

[Prometheus2]

Hiram

Even with the lack of blood to his upper parts and his eyes shut tightly, Hiram is still aware of the hot winds of destiny wafting down from above. And those fateful words again. More than just a public comment he realizes he may just get a lickin' "Wwhatever." he silently muses. "At least that's better than a whippin'. Would he 'get off' so easy he wonders or would the lashes follow as 'just deserts'.

Realizing that playing dead was not working as at least one part of his anatomy was very much alive and well, he decided it was time to beg for mercy.

"Think of your dear sister, Megan." he implored. If her career isn't in the sewer by now it will be when her opponent find out about this little fiasco. Blood is thicker than water after all. Curb you lust for revenge and set me free. You know I need to be in Peru by nightfall to save her career and the world from the arrogant powers that be. Only if she beomes comander of the World Federation can mankind be saved."

"Get off your soapbox, worm!" she hisses. "You can do better than that!"

"I've got connections, why settle for the likes of me, when you could have.... lets see... the green bay packers ...or hell, half the comanders right guard, left guard? center guard?"

Hiram feels her suck in her breath causing his proud mast to waver. He looks up to see her pause and reconsider.