Puns

An employee who works at an aquarium gets summoned by his boss, who is looking very worried.

She says to him "I've just been by the Dolphin Tanks, and they're feeling very amorous . . they're doing all sorts of things to each other. And the trouble is, in less than an hour we've got three busloads of second graders coming. We can't have them watching those dolphins behaving as if they're in a porno flick."

"Now there's only one thing that acts as an anti-aphrodisiac for dolphins, and it's the meat of baby seagulls. So I want you to go down to the sea shore, grab some baby seagulls, put them in this bag, and hurry on back. But be careful. A lion escaped from the zoo this morning, and although it was heavily sedated, it still just might be dangerous. Now get going!"

So the employee takes a shortcut through the forest to the sea shore, fills the bag with baby sea gulls, and he's walking back through the forest when he sees the lion. And it's lying across the path directly in front of him. It's too late to turn around and the feline does seem very placid. So, summoning up all his courage, he steps across the lion.

Nothing happens.

And so with much relief he continues to the aquarium when all of a sudden a Policeman steps in front of him, grabs him by the arm, and says "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!" The guy can't believe it. He says, "Tell me officer, What's the charge?"

The Policeman responds: "Violation of the Mann Act . . . Transporting young gulls across a staid lion for immoral porpoises!"