Qualities...

[parodyluvr75]

strong arteries too!

I'm sorry but sardines & cottage cheese covered boobs is a deal breaker for me.

Getting past the noticeable lack of a Dolf choice in the poll, I have to place primary importance to personality and sense of humor...

...and someone who can tolerate me

So someone who wants you.

Wanting to be together no matter what. There will always be troubles in a partnership. Staying and working on the problem is the most important thing, Compromise is required on both sides. Love is just showing up every day and showing support.

that's so sweet, devotion.

All the stuff sounds good and practical, but I've had practical and it didn't work out so well. For me, I need someone who sees the value in me as a partner and doesn't forget to show me the appreciation he has for what I bring. It is reciprocal of course. But to me, that's where it all starts and if we have that, the rest is a natural conclusion.

Even when they love you, sometimes they can't appreciate you or just don't. Good choice.

Kismet, Pheromones ....and a Sweet Ass.

So I missed the powdered sugared butt and fate options. Next poll.

 

[Lancecastor]

Kismet & Phermones aren't fate.

They're much harder to quantify than silly things like hair color and nipple size....but far more important, and very real.

 

[Riles]

It's subjective, of course, but if you like, I can name names.

.... and/or tell you what I think of yours.

Of course it's subjective, it's why I asked YOU to define.

But it's a small matter I was curious of in the moment. Now it's passed so no names or grading needed.

 

[Paendragon]

Where is "blowjob skills"?

 

[Riles]

Where is "blowjob skills"?

"Other"

Silly male.

 

[spacekowboy]

I gotta say.... I think credit rating is winning out.

 

[The Greek]

So someone who wants you.

And colorful tail feathers for my spiffy new hat *nods*

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTA2NFgxNjAw/z/uGIAAMXQvV9SMDIc/$T2eC16RHJGEFFmr07H(jBSMDIbq-f!~~60_35.JPG

 

[Paendragon]

"Other"

Silly male.

Nothing about blowjobs should be packaged into "other". A blowjob deserves it's own place on the pole!

 

[Wings]

Red hair.

 

[Saint Peter]

I have a seriously sweet ass.

 

[Saint Peter]

But no red hairs.

 

[yossi]

Sass, ass mass, & class.

Love of rhyming.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Where is "blowjob skills"?

I think that falls under how their parts fit with my parts.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have a seriously sweet ass.

So should I call you sugar breeches?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I gotta say.... I think credit rating is winning out.

We will find you rich woman then.

 

[Que]

How did this not generate a "Quantities" parody thread?

 

[bronzeage]

How did this not generate a "Quantities" parody thread?

We get a lot of that.

 

[1HF]

I voted for all of them. I'm greedy that way.

 

[Littlefinger]

My first date "test" has been to show my date the movie Drowning Mona. It has been an absolute favorite since I was in middle school and it first came out and I still laugh uproariously to the threat of pissing my pants when I watch it. If you cannot laugh at the jokes in that movie, then I'm sorry, we've got no long term future. Because that humor is mine and I need to be able to laugh with someone. Anything else is gravy.

If you're fat, I can get down with rolls and get aroused by your curves. If you're hirsute, I will pretend I'm fucking a werewolf because I can totally get into that. If you've got a weird teethy smile, it will be the thing that comes to mark my particular affection for you. Politics, religion, dominance/submission, art and entertainment. Everything else is stuff I can learn to enjoy because YOU enjoy it and you're passionate about it. But if you can't be silly and laugh with me, then I can't put the walls down and you will inevitably be turned into one of the customers that come through my checkout line; you will get excellent service and be entertained but you will never know me.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That post makes me not want to shave my legs.

 

[bronzeage]

That post makes me not want to shave my legs.

You mean "pluck my legs," don't you?

 

[parodyluvr75]

You mean "pluck my legs," don't you?

I stand corrected.