Quattro de Mayo

[SpeareChucker]

Kentucky-fried Derby Day.



Pass the bourbon and place your bets.
It's safe to vote on a muddy track...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Will there be poodle races beforehand?


People care about poodles . . . .

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

It's Star Wars Day you fucking heathen.

Yet I will still hope the fourth is with you because that's just the kind of guy I am.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Smart bettors stick to the wiener races...



Yoda not the one to define the day. It's Cinco Eve.

Fuck Yoda! Yoda don't surf!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yoda don't surf!

I reckon not . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

It would be cool to see him half-piking on the short board...




A lean, green, mini-machine.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He has short limbs, like a Basset hound.


He'd sink like a stone if he fell off.


Unless he resorted to some of that Jedi hovering shit or some such nonsense.


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[SpeareChucker]

The guy hovers in air.


How tough a gig can water be? Jesus would be gnarly in a Hawaiian curl...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Think what mackerels that Allah could pull off.


Oh wait, he's a desert god, so what does he know about water?


Maybe lots, but who can be sure?


Tree rates, but no sight lines . . . .


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[SpeareChucker]

I just had a humorous thought...

Americans all know an important made-up date of celebration for Mexicans, but don't have any real clue as to real Canadian dates of celebration. Is there a traditional mead for King George Day?

 

[SpeareChucker]

Allah doesn't give a white fig for surfing, unless it's hanging ten Dune-style...