Question about dildo maintenance

I can't get the thought of it sticking to "something" important out of my head!!! Ouch!
 
The freezer was the only place where the dog couldn't get to them.

I've heard the "my dog ate my dildo," story many times, from many different women.
 
For $10 a month I will offer a full maintenance and repair service.
 
The freezer was the only place where the dog couldn't get to them.

I've heard the "my dog ate my dildo," story many times, from many different women.
A, I think you are onto something there, but B, I wonder how the dog handled the group sex sessions.
 
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