Question for Eyer

[Fata Morgana]

Lemme get this straight...Eyer rode his burro out of the desert to go to a Subway for a sandwich and now he's either complaining or having an erection?

Oak Tree Boy ever remains the enigma!

No one should ever get an erection in Subway.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You're waffling now.

Wouldn't that imply he lives in a Waffle House?

And if so, do you think he scatters, smothers and covers his hashbrowns?

#WaffleHouseHumor

 

[spacekowboy]

Laurel gives you the Ignore option of shutting me the "fuck up"...

...so, why exactly is it that you don't employ the only option you have to ever hoping you'll ever have anything whatsoever to do with shutting me the "fuck up"?

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Two points (watch how I adhere to that, twat):

It doesn't seem like the incredibly sensuous and savvy berry juice has made a GB appearance for a while, so I'm not quite as concerned me relating to her is as embarrassing...

...but, please: just because a schmuck brings up the incredibly intelligent and luscious evesdream in relation to me, no reasonable person (which, I understand, on the GB are rare) should hold that against a goddess like her in any way.

And...

Obviously, the mindless GB zombie lovers have been stricken by my beautiful recounting of my recent visit to Subway; if my utter lack of any apology to those such affected is simply another sign to their soulless eyes that I am, indeed, a dick...

...well - I am most delighted being a dick to all your huckleberries, thank you very much.

Because now you're on the hook spouting this idiocy for all to see, that's why.


I honestly never even knew you existed until your diatribe in the Walking Dead thread this morning. Only popping in to rain on everyone's parade. It must truly suck to have such a horrible life that you gain joy in attempting to bring everyone else down around you. Especially trying to do so on a goddamned internet bulletin board for Christ sake.
With that now, however you are going on ignore, so see you later, fuckface. Have a nice life.

Or a glorious death. Neither matter to me.

 

[MonaLittle]

Wouldn't that imply he lives in a Waffle House?

And if so, do you think he scatters, smothers and covers his hashbrowns?

#WaffleHouseHumor

*snort*

I could go for some waffles right now.

 

[spacekowboy]

No one should ever get an erection in Subway.

What do you think is in their mayo?

 

[about_average]

You don't seem to like anyone here or find anything of merit posted, so a genuine question for you: why do you come to Lit? What do YOU get out of it?

Because, if you look up "internet troll" in the urban dictionary, you'll find an illustrative photo of him next to the entry..

 

[eyer]

Because now you're on the hook spouting this idiocy for all to see, that's why.


I honestly never even knew you existed until your diatribe in the Walking Dead thread this morning. Only popping in to rain on everyone's parade. It must truly suck to have such a horrible life that you gain joy in attempting to bring everyone else down around you. Especially trying to do so on a goddamned internet bulletin board for Christ sake.
With that now, however you are going on ignore, so see you later, fuckface. Have a nice life.

Or a glorious death. Neither matter to me.

Wow.

You sure told me.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Maybe he is the end result. When a poster started out with decent yet timid contributions but was swallowed up by the boards' bigger personalities time and time again. Maybe he is the cautionary tale to the snarky and snarlers, but I doubt they'd care. It doesn't register on what concerns them. The tale will go unheard and the cycle will be ever as it was.

No that was me...I was cherry, polite and nice at one time. Sometimes I still do that but it's largely overshadowed by my assholery.

Now for the most part I just come on here to take jabs, talk shit and piss people off. And likely why I'm on most folks iggy list...I'm talking to one right now aren't I?

Well...thus is the life of the asshole.

Eyer you done with your mommy in your lap fantasy yet?

You still haven't told me what I wannabe buddy!!

 

[dg]

I don't care about most of this thread, but I would like to poo poo the idea that one shouldn't get an erection in Subway. How can one enter an establishment filled with so much meat and not instantly become turgid? It's just not possible.

 

[eyer]

Question for Eyer

...why do you come to Lit?

Reason #43: to exhibit the exquisite taste in women I naturally possess.


Eg: you've seen her around, but no one seems to know exactly who she is...

...and no matter how many times I visit that park and expose myself to her, there she still sits, staring (I've cut myself out of this photo - I was, obviously, to her right).


................................https://imghaven.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/lang-ad-lady.jpg?w=908

......................................Ooh là là

 

[doctor_insanus]

With that now, however you are going on ignore, so see you later, fuckface. Have a nice life.

Or a glorious death. Neither matter to me.

I don't think either is in the cards.

 

[eyer]

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